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Karl Pilkington Quotes

If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out Picture Quote #1

Parrots have gone a bit quiet since pirates have gone Picture Quote #1

A slug is always on its own. It’s a lonely insect Picture Quote #1

I’ve got loads of nieces and nephews Picture Quote #1

It’s not a joke: I really do like being at home Picture Quote #1

People who live in a glass house have to answer the door Picture Quote #1

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I found that being with happy positive people annoys me Picture Quote #1

Chinese people age overnight Picture Quote #1

It’s not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed Picture Quote #1

Stay green, stay in the woods, and stay safe Picture Quote #1

I could eat a knob at night Picture Quote #1

Treat the world like a head Picture Quote #1

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Apparently you’re not allowed to lick a toad’s back Picture Quote #1

It is hard eating a little kangaroo knob Picture Quote #1

It’s no good operating on eyes if your eyes are asleep Picture Quote #1

What’s that plate that’s above a saucer but below a plate? Picture Quote #1

We’re just a weed in the universe Picture Quote #1

How would I know which one I was? Picture Quote #1

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If an animal is named after what it eats, how interesting is it? Picture Quote #1

There is no need for ants to have the ability to fly Picture Quote #1

Stop looking at the walls, look out the window Picture Quote #1

A dog has got human eyes Picture Quote #1

I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff Picture Quote #1

I always have a problem liking things I’m told I should like Picture Quote #1

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For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see Picture Quote #1

But I’m not an idiot. At the end of the day, I’ve learned a lot Picture Quote #1

I don’t think I’d be a very good parent. I’d be too honest Picture Quote #1

That’s the problem with having a bald head. It exaggerates the shape Picture Quote #1

Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it Picture Quote #1

If you don’t have a plan, you can end up doing some interesting things Picture Quote #1

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If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out (Karl Pilkington Quotes) Parrots have gone a bit quiet since pirates have gone (Karl Pilkington Quotes) A slug is always on its own. It’s a lonely insect (Karl Pilkington Quotes) I’ve got loads of nieces and nephews (Karl Pilkington Quotes) It’s not a joke: I really do like being at home (Karl Pilkington Quotes) People who live in a glass house have to answer the door (Karl Pilkington Quotes) I found that being with happy positive people annoys me (Karl Pilkington Quotes) Chinese people age overnight (Karl Pilkington Quotes) It’s not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed (Karl Pilkington Quotes) Stay green, stay in the woods, and stay safe (Karl Pilkington Quotes) I could eat a knob at night (Karl Pilkington Quotes) Treat the world like a head (Karl Pilkington Quotes) Apparently you’re not allowed to lick a toad’s back (Karl Pilkington Quotes) It is hard eating a little kangaroo knob (Karl Pilkington Quotes) It’s no good operating on eyes if your eyes are asleep (Karl Pilkington Quotes) What’s that plate that’s above a saucer but below a plate? (Karl Pilkington Quotes) We’re just a weed in the universe (Karl Pilkington Quotes) How would I know which one I was? (Karl Pilkington Quotes) If an animal is named after what it eats, how interesting is it? (Karl Pilkington Quotes) There is no need for ants to have the ability to fly (Karl Pilkington Quotes) Stop looking at the walls, look out the window (Karl Pilkington Quotes) A dog has got human eyes (Karl Pilkington Quotes) I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff (Karl Pilkington Quotes) I always have a problem liking things I’m told I should like (Karl Pilkington Quotes) For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see (Karl Pilkington Quotes) But I’m not an idiot. At the end of the day, I’ve learned a lot (Karl Pilkington Quotes) I don’t think I’d be a very good parent. I’d be too honest (Karl Pilkington Quotes) That’s the problem with having a bald head. It exaggerates the shape (Karl Pilkington Quotes) Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it (Karl Pilkington Quotes) If you don’t have a plan, you can end up doing some interesting things (Karl Pilkington Quotes)

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