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Jon Stewart Quotes

California is choosing between the lesser of, uh, 300 evils Picture Quote #1
You can truly grieve for every officer who’s been lost in the line of duty in this country, and still be troubled by cases of police overreach, those two ideas are not mutually exclusive. You can have great regard for law enforcement and still want them to be held to high standards Picture Quote #1
Bad jokes and gay marriage are destroying this country. But torture can save it Picture Quote #1
The beautiful thing about faking a news show is the topicality is delayed Picture Quote #1
I have complete faith in the continued absurdity of whatever’s going on Picture Quote #1
You just have to keep trying to do good work, and hope that it leads to more good work. I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything. Yes, I want to look back and know that I was terrible at a variety of things Picture Quote #1
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How do you know what is the right path to choose to get the result that you desire? The honest answer is this: You won’t. And accepting that greatly eases the anxiety of your life experience Picture Quote #1
Being funny in life is a lot more like judo. It’s using the energy Picture Quote #1
Although to be fair, cherry picking isn't quite what we do. Cherries are sweet and delicious. What we do is more turd mining. and I'll thank you to give our work the respect it deserves! Picture Quote #1
That was our show! I hope that was as uncomfortable to watch as it was to do Picture Quote #1
I’m not just a boy toy. I have feelings and dreams like anybody else Picture Quote #1
I think the metric by which television is considered liberal is literally based on the metric of liberalism in each person's soul. Peoples' senses of humor tend to go about as far as their ideology Picture Quote #1
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I really thought that the make - up artist for Cinderella Man should have won. I mean, it's so hard to make Russell Crowe look like he got in a fight Picture Quote #1
You know what's interesting, though? You're as big a dick on your show as you are on any show Picture Quote #1
I don’t approve of political jokes; I have seen too many of them get elected Picture Quote #1
You wake up and you're still a little drunk and you can't believe that hot girl from last night actually has a beard and a penis Picture Quote #1
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California is choosing between the lesser of, uh, 300 evils  (Jon Stewart Quotes) You can truly grieve for every officer who’s been lost in the line of duty in this country, and still be troubled by cases of police overreach, those two ideas are not mutually exclusive. You can have great regard for law enforcement and still want them to be held to high standards  (Jon Stewart Quotes) Bad jokes and gay marriage are destroying this country. But torture can save it  (Jon Stewart Quotes) The beautiful thing about faking a news show is the topicality is delayed  (Jon Stewart Quotes) I have complete faith in the continued absurdity of whatever’s going on  (Jon Stewart Quotes) You just have to keep trying to do good work, and hope that it leads to more good work. I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything. Yes, I want to look back and know that I was terrible at a variety of things  (Jon Stewart Quotes) How do you know what is the right path to choose to get the result that you desire? The honest answer is this: You won’t. And accepting that greatly eases the anxiety of your life experience  (Jon Stewart Quotes) Being funny in life is a lot more like judo. It’s using the energy  (Jon Stewart Quotes) Although to be fair, cherry picking isn't quite what we do. Cherries are sweet and delicious. What we do is more turd mining. and I'll thank you to give our work the respect it deserves!  (Jon Stewart Quotes) That was our show! I hope that was as uncomfortable to watch as it was to do  (Jon Stewart Quotes) I’m not just a boy toy. I have feelings and dreams like anybody else  (Jon Stewart Quotes) I think the metric by which television is considered liberal is literally based on the metric of liberalism in each person's soul. Peoples' senses of humor tend to go about as far as their ideology  (Jon Stewart Quotes) I really thought that the make - up artist for Cinderella Man should have won. I mean, it's so hard to make Russell Crowe look like he got in a fight  (Jon Stewart Quotes) You know what's interesting, though? You're as big a dick on your show as you are on any show  (Jon Stewart Quotes) I don’t approve of political jokes; I have seen too many of them get elected  (Jon Stewart Quotes) You wake up and you're still a little drunk and you can't believe that hot girl from last night actually has a beard and a penis  (Jon Stewart Quotes)
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