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Jon Stewart Quotes

It’s like hunting cows Picture Quote #1

Get a sense of humor. If you don’t, it’ll be incredibly frustrating Picture Quote #1

It’s always funny until the hooker mentions her son Picture Quote #1

Here it is... your moment of zen Picture Quote #1

I don’t know how to read. I get all my news from Jon Stewart every day Picture Quote #1

If gays become accepted then more people will decide to be gay. Yes, because after blacks gained rights, all the white people went out and decided to be black Picture Quote #1

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Being funny in life is a lot more like judo. It’s using the energy Picture Quote #1

I’m not just a boy toy. I have feelings and dreams like anybody else Picture Quote #1

Alright guys, I want to get out there and vote tomorrow. And not because it’s cool, because it’s not. You know what is cool? Smoking. Smoke while you vote Picture Quote #1

Jazz musicians are the coolest people on the planet. Can I have some cool? Picture Quote #1

Evil is relatively rare. Ignorance is epidemic Picture Quote #1

If everything is amplified, we hear nothing Picture Quote #1

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The more you delve into science, the more it appears to rely on faith Picture Quote #1

When did fact checking and journalism go their separate ways? Picture Quote #1

I feel your scorn, and I accept it Picture Quote #1

Do you know how many movies I wrote when I was high? Picture Quote #1

I think the main thing that has to end is men’s defensiveness Picture Quote #1

People talk about sexual assault like it’s a bad habit that men have Picture Quote #1

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When you are actually powerful, you don’t need to be petty Picture Quote #1

I want a sandwich named after me Picture Quote #1

Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch Picture Quote #1

The government that governs best, governs best! Picture Quote #1

If you try to hit a grand slam, you’re going to strike out Picture Quote #1

Love what you do. Get good at it. Competence is a rare commodity in this day and age. And let the chips fall where they may Picture Quote #1

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Wow, the entire network of anchors has been hired to be the press secretary Picture Quote #1

The Internet is just a world passing around notes in a classroom Picture Quote #1

You wonder sometimes how our government puts on its pants in the morning Picture Quote #1

Parenthood is an amazing opportunity to be able to ruin someone from scratch Picture Quote #1

Everything is presented in as devious a manner as it could possibly be presented Picture Quote #1

A guy who says what people who aren’t thinking are thinking Picture Quote #1

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It’s like hunting cows (Jon Stewart Quotes) Get a sense of humor. If you don’t, it’ll be incredibly frustrating (Jon Stewart Quotes) It’s always funny until the hooker mentions her son (Jon Stewart Quotes) Here it is... your moment of zen (Jon Stewart Quotes) I don’t know how to read. I get all my news from Jon Stewart every day (Jon Stewart Quotes) If gays become accepted then more people will decide to be gay. Yes, because after blacks gained rights, all the white people went out and decided to be black (Jon Stewart Quotes) Being funny in life is a lot more like judo. It’s using the energy... (Jon Stewart Quotes) I’m not just a boy toy. I have feelings and dreams like anybody else. (Jon Stewart Quotes) Alright guys, I want to get out there and vote tomorrow. And not because it’s cool, because it’s not. You know what is cool? Smoking. Smoke while you vote. (Jon Stewart Quotes) Jazz musicians are the coolest people on the planet. Can I have some cool? (Jon Stewart Quotes) Evil is relatively rare. Ignorance is epidemic (Jon Stewart Quotes) If everything is amplified, we hear nothing (Jon Stewart Quotes) The more you delve into science, the more it appears to rely on faith (Jon Stewart Quotes) When did fact checking and journalism go their separate ways? (Jon Stewart Quotes) I feel your scorn, and I accept it (Jon Stewart Quotes) Do you know how many movies I wrote when I was high? (Jon Stewart Quotes) I think the main thing that has to end is men’s defensiveness (Jon Stewart Quotes) People talk about sexual assault like it’s a bad habit that men have (Jon Stewart Quotes) When you are actually powerful, you don’t need to be petty (Jon Stewart Quotes) I want a sandwich named after me (Jon Stewart Quotes) Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch (Jon Stewart Quotes) The government that governs best, governs best! (Jon Stewart Quotes) If you try to hit a grand slam, you’re going to strike out (Jon Stewart Quotes) Love what you do. Get good at it. Competence is a rare commodity in this day and age. And let the chips fall where they may (Jon Stewart Quotes) Wow, the entire network of anchors has been hired to be the press secretary (Jon Stewart Quotes) The Internet is just a world passing around notes in a classroom (Jon Stewart Quotes) You wonder sometimes how our government puts on its pants in the morning (Jon Stewart Quotes) Parenthood is an amazing opportunity to be able to ruin someone from scratch (Jon Stewart Quotes) Everything is presented in as devious a manner as it could possibly be presented (Jon Stewart Quotes) A guy who says what people who aren’t thinking are thinking (Jon Stewart Quotes)

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