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Jenny Eclair Quotes

I don’t think I’m successful Picture Quote #1

People often ask why comedy is harder for women, and the reason is because a tampon will sometimes fall out when you’re on stage. Blokes don’t have that worry Picture Quote #1

I am not sure gender ever won’t be an issue in comedy, because I think that women do have different priorities in some respects Picture Quote #1

I love fashion, but I don’t come from a background of loving clothes, and I remember feeling badly dressed from a young age Picture Quote #1

I’m very jealous of my daughter’s education. She’s been inspired by her teachers, and nobody inspired me as a teenager Picture Quote #1

Well, I’m not good with sliminess. I hate the thought of creatures that have slime on them or creatures that leave a slimy trail. At home, the sight of a slug can bring up my breakfast Picture Quote #1

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As a rule, wearing a bigger pair of jeans looks better than squishing yourself into a pair of jeans that used to fit before you gave up smoking Picture Quote #1

I might be needy, competitive and desperate but it’s far better than being wet Picture Quote #1

I prefer highs and lows to an even keel. Moderation is never something I’ve been good at Picture Quote #1

I’ve got this horrible feeling that I’m one of those people who’ll always have to flog their guts out to get anywhere Picture Quote #1

There should be more booing in shops and restaurants and places like that when when the service is bad. If you’ve had a poor breakfast in a hotel, you should put your knife and fork down and boo Picture Quote #1

My daughter has always had a strong sense of her own identity. From the day she was born her father and I were in love with and in awe of her and still are Picture Quote #1

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For me, being a woman suits what I want to talk about and what my audience wants to hear. Maybe I’m a dying breed Picture Quote #1

I’m the least spiritual person in the world. I can’t even abide a smelly candle. I know it’s meant to make me relax, and that immediately makes my hackles rise Picture Quote #1

I have always had a need for attention but didn’t plan to be a comic Picture Quote #1

I know the new comedy God is surrealism, but it doesn’t touch my heart Picture Quote #1

I’m very bad at having heroes. I don’t rate anyone particularly highly because I’m so snide and competitive and not very nice Picture Quote #1

The comedy I like the best is comedy I can’t do, stuff that doesn’t touch my arena Picture Quote #1

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I have a fear of poverty in old age. I have this vision of myself living in a skip and eating cat food. It’s because I’m freelance, and I’ve never had a proper job. I don’t have a pension, and my savings are dwindling. I always thought someone would just come along and look after me Picture Quote #1

If I do go to the beach there have to be certain rules: it can’t be a pebbly beach, there has to be some shade and there has to be a beach bar. I don’t want to go off the beaten track Picture Quote #1

I can’t watch other people doing comedy. As soon as somebody starts being funny I have to turn off because it upsets me. I get comedy indigestion. I just hate anybody else being funny. That’s my job Picture Quote #1

The only way to go on holiday is with your expectations at ground level. Convince yourself before you go that the weather’s going to be dreadful and there will be nylon sheets. You’ll then be pleasantly surprised Picture Quote #1

After graduating from flares and platforms in the early 1970s, I started drama school wearing a pair of khaki dungarees with one of my Dad’s Army shirts, accessorised by a cat’s basket doubling as a handbag. Very Lady Gaga Picture Quote #1

As a five-year-old in Berlin in 1965, I didn’t know that funny women existed. It wasn’t until I got back to England that I realised women could be funny Picture Quote #1

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I don’t think I’m successful (Jenny Eclair Quotes) People often ask why comedy is harder for women, and the reason is because a tampon will sometimes fall out when you’re on stage. Blokes don’t have that worry (Jenny Eclair Quotes) I am not sure gender ever won’t be an issue in comedy, because I think that women do have different priorities in some respects (Jenny Eclair Quotes) I love fashion, but I don’t come from a background of loving clothes, and I remember feeling badly dressed from a young age (Jenny Eclair Quotes) I’m very jealous of my daughter’s education. She’s been inspired by her teachers, and nobody inspired me as a teenager (Jenny Eclair Quotes) Well, I’m not good with sliminess. I hate the thought of creatures that have slime on them or creatures that leave a slimy trail. At home, the sight of a slug can bring up my breakfast (Jenny Eclair Quotes) As a rule, wearing a bigger pair of jeans looks better than squishing yourself into a pair of jeans that used to fit before you gave up smoking (Jenny Eclair Quotes) I might be needy, competitive and desperate but it’s far better than being wet (Jenny Eclair Quotes) I prefer highs and lows to an even keel. Moderation is never something I’ve been good at (Jenny Eclair Quotes) I’ve got this horrible feeling that I’m one of those people who’ll always have to flog their guts out to get anywhere (Jenny Eclair Quotes) There should be more booing in shops and restaurants and places like that when when the service is bad. If you’ve had a poor breakfast in a hotel, you should put your knife and fork down and boo (Jenny Eclair Quotes) My daughter has always had a strong sense of her own identity. From the day she was born her father and I were in love with and in awe of her and still are (Jenny Eclair Quotes) For me, being a woman suits what I want to talk about and what my audience wants to hear. Maybe I’m a dying breed (Jenny Eclair Quotes) I’m the least spiritual person in the world. I can’t even abide a smelly candle. I know it’s meant to make me relax, and that immediately makes my hackles rise (Jenny Eclair Quotes) I have always had a need for attention but didn’t plan to be a comic (Jenny Eclair Quotes) I know the new comedy God is surrealism, but it doesn’t touch my heart (Jenny Eclair Quotes) I’m very bad at having heroes. I don’t rate anyone particularly highly because I’m so snide and competitive and not very nice (Jenny Eclair Quotes) The comedy I like the best is comedy I can’t do, stuff that doesn’t touch my arena (Jenny Eclair Quotes) I have a fear of poverty in old age. I have this vision of myself living in a skip and eating cat food. It’s because I’m freelance, and I’ve never had a proper job. I don’t have a pension, and my savings are dwindling. I always thought someone would just come along and look after me (Jenny Eclair Quotes) If I do go to the beach there have to be certain rules: it can’t be a pebbly beach, there has to be some shade and there has to be a beach bar. I don’t want to go off the beaten track (Jenny Eclair Quotes) I can’t watch other people doing comedy. As soon as somebody starts being funny I have to turn off because it upsets me. I get comedy indigestion. I just hate anybody else being funny. That’s my job (Jenny Eclair Quotes) The only way to go on holiday is with your expectations at ground level. Convince yourself before you go that the weather’s going to be dreadful and there will be nylon sheets. You’ll then be pleasantly surprised (Jenny Eclair Quotes) After graduating from flares and platforms in the early 1970s, I started drama school wearing a pair of khaki dungarees with one of my Dad’s Army shirts, accessorised by a cat’s basket doubling as a handbag. Very Lady Gaga (Jenny Eclair Quotes) As a five-year-old in Berlin in 1965, I didn’t know that funny women existed. It wasn’t until I got back to England that I realised women could be funny (Jenny Eclair Quotes)

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