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Jenny Eclair Quotes

What has happened to the good old-fashioned travel agent? I want to go to a really posh travel agent and have them organize everything for me. I don’t want to do things on the Internet Picture Quote #1

I am best viewed from a distance... and at night Picture Quote #1

I’ve got this horrible feeling that I’m one of those people who’ll always have to flog their guts out to get anywhere Picture Quote #1

I admire the Elsie Tanners and Barbara Windsors of the world: people who have crawled back from the abyss. I’m quite camp in that respect Picture Quote #1

I think I might actually die of showing off. It’ll be on my headstone - ‘Cause of Death: Showing Off. ‘ Picture Quote #1

I was trained as an actress. But I wasn’t a very convincing actress, so I started doing punk poetry and then fell into doing stand-up Picture Quote #1

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I wouldn’t say I was grumpy. It’s more pathological - I have seismic tantrums. I get red in the face and cry at least three times a week, and I have to lie down and have a nap afterwards Picture Quote #1

A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word ‘poo.’ You can’t beat a good poo joke Picture Quote #1

There should be more booing in shops and restaurants and places like that when when the service is bad. If you’ve had a poor breakfast in a hotel, you should put your knife and fork down and boo Picture Quote #1

For me, being a woman suits what I want to talk about and what my audience wants to hear. Maybe I’m a dying breed Picture Quote #1

I can’t watch other people doing comedy. As soon as somebody starts being funny I have to turn off because it upsets me. I get comedy indigestion. I just hate anybody else being funny. That’s my job Picture Quote #1

My older sister is bossy, my brother is a stirrer and me - well, I am perfect! Picture Quote #1

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I think I might actually die of showing off. It’ll be on my headstone - ‘Cause of Death: Showing Off.’ Picture Quote #1

I think my siblings sometimes have to defend me within their social circles - they are both barristers Picture Quote #1

I love fashion, but I don’t come from a background of loving clothes, and I remember feeling badly dressed from a young age Picture Quote #1

The only way to go on holiday is with your expectations at ground level. Convince yourself before you go that the weather’s going to be dreadful and there will be nylon sheets. You’ll then be pleasantly surprised Picture Quote #1

After graduating from flares and platforms in the early 1970s, I started drama school wearing a pair of khaki dungarees with one of my Dad’s Army shirts, accessorised by a cat’s basket doubling as a handbag. Very Lady Gaga Picture Quote #1

Well, I’m not good with sliminess. I hate the thought of creatures that have slime on them or creatures that leave a slimy trail. At home, the sight of a slug can bring up my breakfast Picture Quote #1

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I am not sure gender ever won’t be an issue in comedy, because I think that women do have different priorities in some respects Picture Quote #1

I’m very jealous of my daughter’s education. She’s been inspired by her teachers, and nobody inspired me as a teenager Picture Quote #1

As a five-year-old in Berlin in 1965, I didn’t know that funny women existed. It wasn’t until I got back to England that I realised women could be funny Picture Quote #1

I’ve just got crap hair. Although I inherited a lot of stuff from my dad, including giant knees, I didn’t get his good, thick hair. I got my mother’s thin, wispy, non-event hair instead Picture Quote #1

Family is the one thing that is definitely not disposable Picture Quote #1

I am best viewed from a distance Picture Quote #1

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I can eat a man, but I’m not sure of the fiber content Picture Quote #1

Women are more emotional, and it’s natural to talk about it Picture Quote #1

I’ve never been prudish Picture Quote #1

Without fake tan I have the skin tones of a dead jellyfish Picture Quote #1

Anyone who has dead straight hair wants curls Picture Quote #1

I have a very solo career. I only write with people that I really adore Picture Quote #1

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What has happened to the good old-fashioned travel agent? I want to go to a really posh travel agent and have them organize everything for me. I don’t want to do things on the Internet (Jenny Eclair Quotes) I am best viewed from a distance... and at night. (Jenny Eclair Quotes) I’ve got this horrible feeling that I’m one of those people who’ll always have to flog their guts out to get anywhere. (Jenny Eclair Quotes) I admire the Elsie Tanners and Barbara Windsors of the world: people who have crawled back from the abyss. I’m quite camp in that respect (Jenny Eclair Quotes) I think I might actually die of showing off. It’ll be on my headstone - ‘Cause of Death: Showing Off. ‘ (Jenny Eclair Quotes) I was trained as an actress. But I wasn’t a very convincing actress, so I started doing punk poetry and then fell into doing stand-up (Jenny Eclair Quotes) I wouldn’t say I was grumpy. It’s more pathological - I have seismic tantrums. I get red in the face and cry at least three times a week, and I have to lie down and have a nap afterwards (Jenny Eclair Quotes) A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word ‘poo.’ You can’t beat a good poo joke (Jenny Eclair Quotes) There should be more booing in shops and restaurants and places like that when when the service is bad. If you’ve had a poor breakfast in a hotel, you should put your knife and fork down and boo. (Jenny Eclair Quotes) For me, being a woman suits what I want to talk about and what my audience wants to hear. Maybe I’m a dying breed. (Jenny Eclair Quotes) I can’t watch other people doing comedy. As soon as somebody starts being funny I have to turn off because it upsets me. I get comedy indigestion. I just hate anybody else being funny. That’s my job. (Jenny Eclair Quotes) My older sister is bossy, my brother is a stirrer and me - well, I am perfect! (Jenny Eclair Quotes) I think I might actually die of showing off. It’ll be on my headstone - ‘Cause of Death: Showing Off.’ (Jenny Eclair Quotes) I think my siblings sometimes have to defend me within their social circles - they are both barristers. (Jenny Eclair Quotes) I love fashion, but I don’t come from a background of loving clothes, and I remember feeling badly dressed from a young age. (Jenny Eclair Quotes) The only way to go on holiday is with your expectations at ground level. Convince yourself before you go that the weather’s going to be dreadful and there will be nylon sheets. You’ll then be pleasantly surprised. (Jenny Eclair Quotes) After graduating from flares and platforms in the early 1970s, I started drama school wearing a pair of khaki dungarees with one of my Dad’s Army shirts, accessorised by a cat’s basket doubling as a handbag. Very Lady Gaga. (Jenny Eclair Quotes) Well, I’m not good with sliminess. I hate the thought of creatures that have slime on them or creatures that leave a slimy trail. At home, the sight of a slug can bring up my breakfast. (Jenny Eclair Quotes) I am not sure gender ever won’t be an issue in comedy, because I think that women do have different priorities in some respects. (Jenny Eclair Quotes) I’m very jealous of my daughter’s education. She’s been inspired by her teachers, and nobody inspired me as a teenager. (Jenny Eclair Quotes) As a five-year-old in Berlin in 1965, I didn’t know that funny women existed. It wasn’t until I got back to England that I realised women could be funny. (Jenny Eclair Quotes) I’ve just got crap hair. Although I inherited a lot of stuff from my dad, including giant knees, I didn’t get his good, thick hair. I got my mother’s thin, wispy, non-event hair instead. (Jenny Eclair Quotes) Family is the one thing that is definitely not disposable (Jenny Eclair Quotes) I am best viewed from a distance (Jenny Eclair Quotes) I can eat a man, but I’m not sure of the fiber content (Jenny Eclair Quotes) Women are more emotional, and it’s natural to talk about it (Jenny Eclair Quotes) I’ve never been prudish (Jenny Eclair Quotes) Without fake tan I have the skin tones of a dead jellyfish (Jenny Eclair Quotes) Anyone who has dead straight hair wants curls (Jenny Eclair Quotes) I have a very solo career. I only write with people that I really adore (Jenny Eclair Quotes)

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