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Jay Leno Quotes

You aren't famous until my mother has heard of you Picture Quote #1

Martha Stewart is now under house arrest. So she’ll go to her $40 million 153-acre estate. So she’s going from the big house to an even bigger house Picture Quote #1

Politics is just show business for ugly people Picture Quote #1

Jesse Jackson’s in trouble. They’re going after this tax thing. Jesse said he will amend his taxes to show the money that he paid to his mistress. See, he has just one mistress. Jesse uses the standard mistress deduction. As opposed to Clinton, who had to itemize Picture Quote #1

It’s always bad news when you kill your date Picture Quote #1

My stockbroker asked me something important today: paper or plastic? Picture Quote #1

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I believe engineers will save the world Picture Quote #1

Regulations force people to do better Picture Quote #1

Attorney General John Ashcroft has been hospitalized. I believe he is suffering from homophobia. No, actually, it was just gallstones, but when they gave him the hospital gown that opens in the back, he refused to wear it, he thought it was a gay wedding dress Picture Quote #1

Marriage is grand. Divorce is about twenty grand Picture Quote #1

Having a life is easy. Having a career is hard to come by Picture Quote #1

Contact with the customer is what business is all about Picture Quote #1

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Changing the story until you believe it Picture Quote #1

I think high self-esteem is overrated. A little low self-esteem is actually quite good. Maybe you’re not the best, so you should work a little harder Picture Quote #1

(The Weakest Link) is fascinating program. They ask a bunch of people questions and they keep getting rid of the dumbest person, so just the smartest person is left. It is kind of the opposite way we elect a president Picture Quote #1

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day Picture Quote #1

For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward Picture Quote #1

When you fix something with your hands it gives you a sense of accomplishment and a sense of self worth Picture Quote #1

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Family planning experts are now recommending giving men vasectomy gift cards for the holidays. Talk about taking the jingle out of the bells Picture Quote #1

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You aren't famous until my mother has heard of you (Jay Leno Quotes) Martha Stewart is now under house arrest. So she’ll go to her $40 million 153-acre estate. So she’s going from the big house to an even bigger house (Jay Leno Quotes) Politics is just show business for ugly people (Jay Leno Quotes) Jesse Jackson’s in trouble. They’re going after this tax thing. Jesse said he will amend his taxes to show the money that he paid to his mistress. See, he has just one mistress. Jesse uses the standard mistress deduction. As opposed to Clinton, who had to itemize (Jay Leno Quotes) It’s always bad news when you kill your date (Jay Leno Quotes) My stockbroker asked me something important today: paper or plastic? (Jay Leno Quotes) I believe engineers will save the world (Jay Leno Quotes) Regulations force people to do better (Jay Leno Quotes) Attorney General John Ashcroft has been hospitalized. I believe he is suffering from homophobia. No, actually, it was just gallstones, but when they gave him the hospital gown that opens in the back, he refused to wear it, he thought it was a gay wedding dress (Jay Leno Quotes) Marriage is grand. Divorce is about twenty grand (Jay Leno Quotes) Having a life is easy. Having a career is hard to come by (Jay Leno Quotes) Contact with the customer is what business is all about (Jay Leno Quotes) Changing the story until you believe it (Jay Leno Quotes) I think high self-esteem is overrated. A little low self-esteem is actually quite good. Maybe you’re not the best, so you should work a little harder (Jay Leno Quotes) (The Weakest Link) is fascinating program. They ask a bunch of people questions and they keep getting rid of the dumbest person, so just the smartest person is left. It is kind of the opposite way we elect a president (Jay Leno Quotes) Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day (Jay Leno Quotes) For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward (Jay Leno Quotes) When you fix something with your hands it gives you a sense of accomplishment and a sense of self worth (Jay Leno Quotes) Family planning experts are now recommending giving men vasectomy gift cards for the holidays. Talk about taking the jingle out of the bells (Jay Leno Quotes)