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Jarod Kintz Quotes

Patience and wisdom walk hand in hand, like two one-armed lovers Picture Quote #1

These times are hard, and so is my penis Picture Quote #1

Together kabobs make the world better than all the Bobs combined Picture Quote #1

Love is an art. Mine could fill a museum the size of your heart Picture Quote #1

I am the time machine of love. Quick, pull my big lever! Picture Quote #1

Love splattered on my life like bird shit on a windshield Picture Quote #1

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Me: On time. Love: Late. Death: Early. Seriously, why are you late? Picture Quote #1

Love is like war, except without all the blood and death and stuff Picture Quote #1

I own my own shoelaces, but my shoes I rent by the bowling game Picture Quote #1

My ex girlfriend was exquisite, and my current one is quisite Picture Quote #1

How big is my penis? Big enough to touch my hands Picture Quote #1

I may look like someone you know. I resemble an apple pie Picture Quote #1

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Free pyramids! Buy one, get one half buried Picture Quote #1

The all-knowing yesterday is obsolete today Picture Quote #1

My leadership style can be summed up in one word: Follower Picture Quote #1

My father inherited my old looks Picture Quote #1

I fish for rain, but I only ever seem to catch snow Picture Quote #1

If you catch me talking in my sleep, your conversation bored me Picture Quote #1

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The four years I spent in college were the best five years of my life Picture Quote #1

To stop a battle, a politician would propose a war Picture Quote #1

Underwater nobody can dance. Let this be a lesson in basket weaving. And love Picture Quote #1

I look forward to getting my hopes up. I have an appointment for disappointment Picture Quote #1

My life was unbalanced. That is, until I found love and grew a second leg Picture Quote #1

I would take a trip down Memory Lane, but with gas prices sky high, forget about it Picture Quote #1

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I wear a jockstrap with my gun holster (loaded with fruits and vegetables) Picture Quote #1

If you’re a cannibal, an Olympic sprinter would be considered fast food Picture Quote #1

I would rather build a relationship than a wall. Can you pass me another brick? Picture Quote #1

Empty pockets full of empty packets of hot sauce remind me of the love I have for her. My heart burns with desire. My mouth also burns Picture Quote #1

Silence is golden, and gold is up these days, so silence is a solid investment Picture Quote #1

Dear Ian, I felt good. I felt like a Christian to the T. Also to the Chris, Ian Picture Quote #1

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Patience and wisdom walk hand in hand, like two one-armed lovers (Jarod Kintz Quotes) These times are hard, and so is my penis (Jarod Kintz Quotes) Together kabobs make the world better than all the Bobs combined (Jarod Kintz Quotes) Love is an art. Mine could fill a museum the size of your heart. (Jarod Kintz Quotes) I am the time machine of love. Quick, pull my big lever! (Jarod Kintz Quotes) Love splattered on my life like bird shit on a windshield (Jarod Kintz Quotes) Me: On time. Love: Late. Death: Early. Seriously, why are you late? (Jarod Kintz Quotes) Love is like war, except without all the blood and death and stuff (Jarod Kintz Quotes) I own my own shoelaces, but my shoes I rent by the bowling game (Jarod Kintz Quotes) My ex girlfriend was exquisite, and my current one is quisite (Jarod Kintz Quotes) How big is my penis? Big enough to touch my hands. (Jarod Kintz Quotes) I may look like someone you know. I resemble an apple pie. (Jarod Kintz Quotes) Free pyramids! Buy one, get one half buried. (Jarod Kintz Quotes) The all-knowing yesterday is obsolete today (Jarod Kintz Quotes) My leadership style can be summed up in one word: Follower (Jarod Kintz Quotes) My father inherited my old looks (Jarod Kintz Quotes) I fish for rain, but I only ever seem to catch snow (Jarod Kintz Quotes) If you catch me talking in my sleep, your conversation bored me (Jarod Kintz Quotes) The four years I spent in college were the best five years of my life (Jarod Kintz Quotes) To stop a battle, a politician would propose a war (Jarod Kintz Quotes) Underwater nobody can dance. Let this be a lesson in basket weaving. And love. (Jarod Kintz Quotes) I look forward to getting my hopes up. I have an appointment for disappointment. (Jarod Kintz Quotes) My life was unbalanced. That is, until I found love and grew a second leg. (Jarod Kintz Quotes) I would take a trip down Memory Lane, but with gas prices sky high, forget about it (Jarod Kintz Quotes) I wear a jockstrap with my gun holster (loaded with fruits and vegetables) (Jarod Kintz Quotes) If you’re a cannibal, an Olympic sprinter would be considered fast food (Jarod Kintz Quotes) I would rather build a relationship than a wall. Can you pass me another brick? (Jarod Kintz Quotes) Empty pockets full of empty packets of hot sauce remind me of the love I have for her. My heart burns with desire. My mouth also burns. (Jarod Kintz Quotes) Silence is golden, and gold is up these days, so silence is a solid investment (Jarod Kintz Quotes) Dear Ian, I felt good. I felt like a Christian to the T. Also to the Chris, Ian. (Jarod Kintz Quotes)

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