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Janet Evanovich Quotes

I wasn’t a fabulous cook. I didn’t have a boyfriend, much less a husband. And I wasn’t a big financial success. I could live with all those failings as long as I knew that once in a while I looked really hot Picture Quote #1

Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this Picture Quote #1

I wasn’t sure anymore what made a good marriage. There had to be love, of course, but there were so many different kinds of love. And clearly, some love was more enduring than others Picture Quote #1

I don’t know if it’s a good idea to give a woman a box of bullets when she’s got a pimple Picture Quote #1

Ranger plays by his own set of rules, and I don’t have a complete copy Picture Quote #1

I rolled my eyes so far into the top of my head I almost fell over backward Picture Quote #1

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I don’t need shoes. I need a night scope. You think they sell night scopes someplace here? Picture Quote #1

Last time you called me late at night you were naked and chained to your shower curtain rod. I hope this isn’t going to be disappointing Picture Quote #1

My body is not designed to run. My body was designed to sit in an expensive care and drive Picture Quote #1

I may not be the most patient woman in the world, or the most glamorous, or the most athletic, but I’m right up there at the top of the line when it comes to resiliency Picture Quote #1

I think I got a bruise from landing on you. I hear bacon is real good for healing a bruise Picture Quote #1

Sometimes it’s hard to tell what’s love and what’s only indigestion Picture Quote #1

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Lots of times I’m not crazy about the writing, but I keep moving ahead and somehow it gets better. The important thing is to move forward Picture Quote #1

Somewhere along the line, I realized that I liked telling stories, and I decided that I would try writing. Ten years later, I finally got a book published. It was hard. I had no skills. I knew nothing about the business of getting published. So I had to keep working at it Picture Quote #1

I failed math twice, never fully grasping probability theory. I mean, first off, who cares if you pick a black ball or a white ball out of the bag? And second, if you’re bent over about the color, don’t leave it to chance. Look in the damn bag and pick the color you want Picture Quote #1

I actually really suck at naming books, so lots of years ago, readers were sending in their ideas for titles, and what we realized is that they were smarter than us. So we thought, hey, go for it. So now we have a contest every year Picture Quote #1

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I wasn’t a fabulous cook. I didn’t have a boyfriend, much less a husband. And I wasn’t a big financial success. I could live with all those failings as long as I knew that once in a while I looked really hot (Janet Evanovich Quotes) Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this (Janet Evanovich Quotes) I wasn’t sure anymore what made a good marriage. There had to be love, of course, but there were so many different kinds of love. And clearly, some love was more enduring than others (Janet Evanovich Quotes) I don’t know if it’s a good idea to give a woman a box of bullets when she’s got a pimple (Janet Evanovich Quotes) Ranger plays by his own set of rules, and I don’t have a complete copy (Janet Evanovich Quotes) I rolled my eyes so far into the top of my head I almost fell over backward (Janet Evanovich Quotes) I don’t need shoes. I need a night scope. You think they sell night scopes someplace here? (Janet Evanovich Quotes) Last time you called me late at night you were naked and chained to your shower curtain rod. I hope this isn’t going to be disappointing (Janet Evanovich Quotes) My body is not designed to run. My body was designed to sit in an expensive care and drive (Janet Evanovich Quotes) I may not be the most patient woman in the world, or the most glamorous, or the most athletic, but I’m right up there at the top of the line when it comes to resiliency (Janet Evanovich Quotes) I think I got a bruise from landing on you. I hear bacon is real good for healing a bruise (Janet Evanovich Quotes) Sometimes it’s hard to tell what’s love and what’s only indigestion (Janet Evanovich Quotes) Lots of times I’m not crazy about the writing, but I keep moving ahead and somehow it gets better. The important thing is to move forward (Janet Evanovich Quotes) Somewhere along the line, I realized that I liked telling stories, and I decided that I would try writing. Ten years later, I finally got a book published. It was hard. I had no skills. I knew nothing about the business of getting published. So I had to keep working at it (Janet Evanovich Quotes) I failed math twice, never fully grasping probability theory. I mean, first off, who cares if you pick a black ball or a white ball out of the bag? And second, if you’re bent over about the color, don’t leave it to chance. Look in the damn bag and pick the color you want (Janet Evanovich Quotes) I actually really suck at naming books, so lots of years ago, readers were sending in their ideas for titles, and what we realized is that they were smarter than us. So we thought, hey, go for it. So now we have a contest every year (Janet Evanovich Quotes)

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