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Janet Evanovich Quotes

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Your life isn’t out of control. It’s expanded.  (Janet Evanovich Quotes) Cupcake, your middle name is trouble  (Janet Evanovich Quotes) Concentrate on doing the job, not the fear  (Janet Evanovich Quotes) He asked me if I had adequate health insurance  (Janet Evanovich Quotes) I did such a gigantic eye roll I almost fell over  (Janet Evanovich Quotes) He had a body like batman  (Janet Evanovich Quotes) Stop the planet. I want to get off  (Janet Evanovich Quotes) You’re such a cupcake  (Janet Evanovich Quotes) I’d kiss you, but you smell like a gym bag  (Janet Evanovich Quotes) I hate mornings. They start so early  (Janet Evanovich Quotes) I almost never shoot people  (Janet Evanovich Quotes) With the exception of dessert, food is food  (Janet Evanovich Quotes) Sweetie, nothing that flies looks safe, including birds  (Janet Evanovich Quotes) Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table  (Janet Evanovich Quotes) Nice dress. Take it off  (Janet Evanovich Quotes) Respect and love your readers. Write for the reader  (Janet Evanovich Quotes) Happens to me all the time... People are always underestimating my dumbness  (Janet Evanovich Quotes) I’m done with men. I have a hamster. That’s all I need  (Janet Evanovich Quotes) We don't appreciate the value of humor sometimes  (Janet Evanovich Quotes) On the bright side, I’m sure this isn’t the last time you’ll ever get firebombed, so maybe you’ll have better luck next time  (Janet Evanovich Quotes) Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this  (Janet Evanovich Quotes) I wasn’t sure anymore what made a good marriage. There had to be love, of course, but there were so many different kinds of love. And clearly, some love was more enduring than others  (Janet Evanovich Quotes)