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I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out Picture Quote #1

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out

Steven Wright is a comedian known for his deadpan delivery and offbeat humor. One of his famous one-liners is, "I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." This joke perfectly encapsulates Wright's unique style of comedy, which often involves absurd and surreal observations about everyday life.
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