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Humour Quotes

Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results - Albert Einstein Quotes
You don't need someone to complete you. You only need someone to accept you completely - Love Quotes
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is - Funny Quotes
Having you in my life made everything better - Love Quotes
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure - Funny Quotes
I meant to behave but there were too many other options - Funny Quotes
Don't look back you're not going that way - Inspirational Quotes
Dogs teach us a lot of things but none more important than to love unconditionally - Dog Quotes
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Headmaster: Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall  (Humour Quotes) I think that comedians, more than any other type of celebrity, have to keep their humour and keep their feet on the ground. If they start taking themselves too seriously, they’re heading for a fall  (Humour Quotes) He viewed humour as a relaxing introduction to many situations. It is, of course, completely inappropriate in some... But in the end, you know, if you were serious in this job you’d go mad  (Humour Quotes) Mutual good humour is a dress we ought to appear in wherever we meet, and we should make no mention of what concerns our selves, without it be of matters wherein our friends ought to rejoice  (Humour Quotes) Humour plays close to the big, hot fire, which is the truth, and the reader feels the heat  (Humour Quotes) Some say that Cusk has no sense of humour, but expecting giggles from this writer would be akin to expecting sonnets from Benny Hill  (Humour Quotes) But I think our humour is exactly the same today. Only, we’ve made rules now. We’ve said we are not going to do prosthetic makeup scenes, because when they take it off half your face comes off  (Humour Quotes) You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humour teaches tolerance, and the humorist, with a smile and perhaps a sigh, is more likely to shrug his shoulders than to condemn  (Humour Quotes) If there is a God, I think he has a sense of humour. He does not require human beings to protect him from satire  (Humour Quotes) Humour is meant, in a literal sense, to make game of man; that is, to dethrone him from his official dignity and hunt him like game  (Humour Quotes) Humour is a fine line to walk in poetry, as in fiction. I just think it’s harder to write. It’s harder to keep the respect of the reader too  (Humour Quotes) It is well known that Beauty does not look with a good grace on the timid advances of Humour  (Humour Quotes) I think of myself as a writer with a sense of humour rather than a comedy writer. Happy to tell a story with lots of jokes in it - I wouldn’t know how to do jokes without the story  (Humour Quotes) Prudent people are very happy; ‘tis an exceeding fine thing, that’s certain, but I was born without it, and shall retain to my day of Death the Humour of saying what I think  (Humour Quotes) I think, for me, humour needs to be used like a strong spice - sparingly  (Humour Quotes) If any man, out of an humour, should turn all his Estate into Money, and keep it dead, he would soon be sensible of Poverty growing upon him, whilst he is eating out of the quick stock  (Humour Quotes) Among all kinds of Writing, there is none in which Authors are more apt to miscarry than in Works of Humour, as there is none in which they are more ambitious to excel  (Humour Quotes) That which has not a real excellency and value in it self, entertains no longer than the giddy Humour which recommended it to us holds  (Humour Quotes) The genius of the Spanish people is exquisitely subtle, without being at all acute; hence there is so much humour and so little wit in their literature  (Humour Quotes) There are a lot of filmmakers I love whose work doesn’t inspire mine at all. For example: Quentin Tarantino. From his films you can see that he has a wicked sense of humour, and I love that!  (Humour Quotes) I’m pretty irreverent. There is a lot of need to find humour in life. Although I’d never be as disrespectful to laugh at someone’s expense  (Humour Quotes) The essence of humour is surprise; that is why you laugh when you see a joke in Punch  (Humour Quotes) That’s where humour lives for me. In the body. The Steve Martin kind of stuff or Jim Carrey, that’s what I like. I’ve always felt that’s what I would like to do  (Humour Quotes) The English take everything with an exquisite sense of humour. They are only offended if you tell them that they have no sense of humour  (Humour Quotes) There’s no life without humour. It can make the wonderful moments of life truly glorious, and it can make tragic moments bearable  (Humour Quotes) I like girls with a good sense of humour. Girls who are a lot of fun to be around  (Humour Quotes) My father and I had a good relationship, it was very relaxed. He had a lot of humour. He looked a little bit like me, although he had no beard. He had the appearance of a very elegant British-looking man  (Humour Quotes) The British have turned their sense of humour into a national virtue. It is odd, because through much of history, humour has been considered cheap, and laughter something for the lower orders. But British aristocrats didn’t care a damn about what people thought of them, so they made humour acceptable  (Humour Quotes) People who know me know that theres a light-hearted side, humour... But you could easily say I am cheeky  (Humour Quotes) Books are pleasant, but if by being over-studious we impair our health and spoil our good humour, two of the best things we have, let us give it over. I, for my part, am one of those who think no fruit derived from them can recompense so great a loss  (Humour Quotes)
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