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Humour Quotes

You don't need someone to complete you. You only need someone to accept you completely - Love Quotes
Don't look back you're not going that way - Inspirational Quotes
A year from now you'll wish you started today - Work Quotes
A true friend is someone who accepts your past, supports your present and encourages your future - Friend Quotes
Money may not buy happiness, but it's better to cry in a Lamborghini - Funny Quotes
When we first met, i had no idea you would be so important to me - Love Quotes
A girl doesn't need anyone who doesn't need her - Marilyn Monroe Quotes
Together is my favorite place to be - Love Quotes
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A good marriage is loving someone in a lot of different circumstances. Respect for them and their views and ideas and the life that they’re leading with you. Shared values and interests. A good sense of humour. And a little volatility along the way  (Humour Quotes) Humour is the most engaging cowardice. With it myself I have been able to hold some of my enemy in play far out of gunshot  (Humour Quotes) The worst in life, we are told, is compatible with the best in art. So too the worst in life is compatible with the best in humour  (Humour Quotes) I was trying for years to woo people through humour, but it seems flash cars are much easier  (Humour Quotes) Because I was a shy and awkward child, I used humour to deflect attention. It was a controlling mechanism. Because I could use it to control my image  (Humour Quotes) My mother taught me what it is to have a sense of humour; my dad, who was a headmaster, everything you need to know about hard work. My dad is the most decent man you could come across  (Humour Quotes) I think that gay people in some ways end up forming a very different sense of humour to straight people. We all go through similar things and it’s a way of dealing with it  (Humour Quotes) British humour is very cruel. It’s my favourite kind of humour; if it isn’t cruel and funny it doesn’t really cut the cake for me  (Humour Quotes) Humour is the describing the ludicrous as it is in itself; wit is the exposing it, by comparing or contrasting it with something else. Humour is, as it were, the growth of nature and accident; wit is the product of art and fancy  (Humour Quotes) Some designers retain a sense of humour about what they do, but others are deathly serious and have no life outside of it; they’re lying awake night after night constructing dresses in their heads  (Humour Quotes) Remember that the wit, humour, and jokes of most mixed companies are local. They thrive in that particular soil, but will not often bear transplanting  (Humour Quotes) If anything can survive the probe of humour it is clearly of value, and conversely all groups who claim immunity from laughter are claiming special privileges which should not be granted  (Humour Quotes) Fancy and humour, early and constantly indulged in, may expect an old age overrun with follies  (Humour Quotes) Humour and high seriousness... Perfect bedfellows, I think. Though I usually phrase it in terms of comedy and darkness. Comedy without darkness rapidly becomes trivial. And darkness without comedy rapidly becomes unbearable  (Humour Quotes) For the sadness in legitimate humour consists in the fact that honestly and without deceit it reflects in a purely human way upon what it is to be a child  (Humour Quotes) Optimism is the first cousin of love, and it’s exactly like love in three ways: it’s pushy, it has no real sense of humour, and it turns up where you least expect it  (Humour Quotes) I fell in love with her for her sense of humour. If she ever lost her sense of humour, I would have to dump her. Then I’d kill myself because I couldn’t live without her  (Humour Quotes) It’s vital to keep a sense of humour when the world seems to have suddenly become a very strange place  (Humour Quotes) It is rare to find learned men who are clean, do not stink and have a sense of humour  (Humour Quotes) Through humour, we see in what seems rational, the irrational; in what seems important, the unimportant  (Humour Quotes) I think the key attributes for a good speaker are someone that’s articulate and someone that puts a fair amount of humour into what they do  (Humour Quotes) The real problem you get with humour is that you only have so many kinds of jokes within you, and you mine that vein a lot. This isn’t just common to me; it’s anybody who’s funny  (Humour Quotes) A man of knowing attains to a sense of humour. Let this always be remembered. If you see someone who has no sense of humour, know well that that man has not known at all. If you come across a serious man, then you can be certain that he is a pretender. Knowing brings sincerity but all seriousness disappears. Knowing brings a playfulness; knowing brings a sense of humour. The sense of humour is a must  (Humour Quotes) If you find a saint who has no sense of humour, then he is not a saint at all. Impossible. His very seriousness says that he has not achieved. Once you have some inner experiences of your own you become very playful, you become very innocent, childlike  (Humour Quotes) Without good humour, learning and bravery can only confer that superiority which swells the heart of the lion in the desert, where he roars without reply, and ravages without resistance. Without good humour virtue may awe by its dignity and amaze by its brightness, but must always be viewed at a distance, and will scarcely gain a friend or attract an imitator  (Humour Quotes) I was a weirdo. I wasn’t picked on or anything. And I wasn’t smarter than the other kids; that’s not why I didn’t fit in. I’ve always had this weird anxiety. I hated recess. I didn’t like field trips. Parties really stressed me out. And I had a very different sense of humour  (Humour Quotes) I think that my ideas of the world are that it’s random and cruel but kind of quite comical really, and therefore the humour, in a sense, springs from that  (Humour Quotes) The journalists have obviously failed to capture my innate magnetism, humour and charisma, and they all need to be fired from their newspapers right away  (Humour Quotes) The whole nation hitherto has been void of wit and humour, and even incapable of relishing it  (Humour Quotes) Three blind mice walk into a pub. But they are unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humour from it would be exploitative  (Humour Quotes)
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