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George Burns Quotes
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Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed (George Burns Quotes)
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope (George Burns Quotes)
Happiness is a dry martini and a good woman ... or a bad woman. (George Burns Quotes)
My favorite comedians were Jimmy Durante, george Burns, senior citizens (George Burns Quotes)
George Burns was a Vaudeville performer I particularly loved (George Burns Quotes)
Young. Old. Just Words (George Burns Quotes)
George Burns was the father I never had (George Burns Quotes)
I get a standing ovation just standing (George Burns Quotes)
Young. Old. Just words. Inside we feel like our shoe size (George Burns Quotes)
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick (George Burns Quotes)
I spent a year in that town, one Sunday (George Burns Quotes)
I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money (George Burns Quotes)
You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old (George Burns Quotes)
How can I die? I’m booked (George Burns Quotes)
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth (George Burns Quotes)
At my age flowers scare me (George Burns Quotes)
If you were married to Marilyn Monroe, you’d cheat with some ugly girl (George Burns Quotes)
I don’t care what you do for a living. If you love it, you are a success. (George Burns Quotes)
it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate (George Burns Quotes)
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle (George Burns Quotes)
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city (George Burns Quotes)
Happiness is having a loving, close knit family in another city (George Burns Quotes)
Nice to be here? At my age it’s nice to be anywhere (George Burns Quotes)
Joy is obtaining a big, loving, caring shut-knit household in yet another town (George Burns Quotes)
It’s no surprise that things are so screwed up: everyone that knows how to run a government is either driving taxicabs or cutting hair. (George Burns Quotes)
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty (George Burns Quotes)
My best advice: Fall in love with what you do for a living (George Burns Quotes)
I drink coffee with my right hand, and I smoke with my left. But I talk with both hands. (George Burns Quotes)
The heart is a temple wherein all truth resides (George Burns Quotes)
Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made. (George Burns Quotes)
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