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Garrison Keillor Quotes
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I usually don’t work with other people; I do the whole show myself (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
God plays a lot of jokes on us to get our attention (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
Marriage, friends, is a lifelong feast; love is no light lunch (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
Being rich and thin isn’t everything (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
A cruise ship is a floating town of lazy people (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
... life itself is brief, and that is what charges the day with such ridiculous beauty (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
You’re such a big liar you gotta get your neighbor to call your dog (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
Ronald Reagan, the President who never told bad news to the American people (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
It's a shallow life that doesn't give a person a few scars (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
I believe that sometimes you have to look reality in the eye and deny it (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
Sex is good, but not as good as fresh, sweet corn (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
Children can find other children to be pals. Children need fathers to be fathers (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
Men peak at age nineteen and go downhill (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
Sing your song; don’t let the bastards get you down (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
All solutions are temporary, so why not go for duct tape? (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
Freedom doesn’t mean aimlessness. We can’t just sleepwalk through life... Freedom demands structure (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
Don’t worry about the past and don’t try to solve the future (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
And Garrison Keillor I think is a fascinating guy and really entertaining (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
Humor has to surprise us; otherwise, it isn’t funny. It’s a death knell for a writer to be labeled a humorist because then it’s not a surprise anymore (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
Nothing you do for children is ever wasted. They seem not to notice us, hovering, averting our eyes, and they seldom offer thanks, but what we do for them is never wasted (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
Love has the power to rescue us and not let go, otherwise it isn’t love (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
Thank you, dear God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough. Thank you for the rain. And for the chance to wake up in three hours and go fishing: I thank you for that now, because I won't feel so thankful then (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
He was admired for never being at a loss for words and never wasting any either (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
Easter is so disappointing. You suffer all the way through lent, and what do you get for it? A ham (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
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