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Garrison Keillor Quotes
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To Norwegians, the polka is a form of martial art (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
Give guilt - the gift that lasts forever (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
Nothing you do for children is ever wasted (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
Be well, do good work, and keep in touch (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
A cruise ship is a floating town of lazy people (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
Being rich and thin isn’t everything (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
Childhood is the small town everyone came from (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
I don’t want them to be told to remember me (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
No innocent man buys a gun, and no happy man writes his memoirs (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
I’ve seen the truth, and it makes no sense (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
When in doubt, look intelligent (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
I want to resume the life of a shy person (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
A book is a gift you can open again and again (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
I loved feeling special. I hated feeling special (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
Men peak at age nineteen and go downhill (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
You’re such a big liar you gotta get your neighbor to call your dog (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
Sex is good, but not as good as fresh, sweet corn (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
... life itself is brief, and that is what charges the day with such ridiculous beauty (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
It's a shallow life that doesn't give a person a few scars (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
Freedom doesn’t mean aimlessness. We can’t just sleepwalk through life... Freedom demands structure (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
Easter is so disappointing. You suffer all the way through lent, and what do you get for it? A ham (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
Nothing you do for children is ever wasted. They seem not to notice us, hovering, averting our eyes, and they seldom offer thanks, but what we do for them is never wasted (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
Humor has to surprise us; otherwise, it isn’t funny. It’s a death knell for a writer to be labeled a humorist because then it’s not a surprise anymore (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
Thank you, dear God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough. Thank you for the rain. And for the chance to wake up in three hours and go fishing: I thank you for that now, because I won't feel so thankful then (Garrison Keillor Quotes)