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Funny Women Quotes

Women give us solace, but if it were not for women we would never need solace Picture Quote #1

The only reason I’d ever get a sex change operation is to see what it’s like to be right all the time Picture Quote #1

What’s so great about working with really funny women is that vanity comes second. Whatever makes it real and funny, they’re going to go for, and it’s just great Picture Quote #1

If a woman tells you “you’re right” that’s called sarcasm Picture Quote #1

The problem is that we live in an uptight country. Why don’t we just laugh at ourselves? We are funny. Gays are funny. Straights are funny. Women are funny. Men are funny. We are all funny, and we all do funny things. Let’s laugh about it Picture Quote #1

I love funny women, and just being around them talking is fine with me. I love an interesting mind Picture Quote #1

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Men enjoy being thought of as hunters, but are generally too lazy to hunt. Women, on the other hand, love to hunt, but would rather nobody knew it Picture Quote #1

As a five-year-old in Berlin in 1965, I didn’t know that funny women existed. It wasn’t until I got back to England that I realised women could be funny Picture Quote #1

I have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm Picture Quote #1

I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason Picture Quote #1

Funny how women are ashamed of their inner fairy whereas men are forever proudly displaying their inner cowboy or fireman Picture Quote #1

Do you not know I am a woman? When I think, I must speak Picture Quote #1

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High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead Picture Quote #1

All pretty girls are a trap, a pretty trap, and men expect them to be Picture Quote #1

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied Picture Quote #1

Men are simpler than you imagine my sweet child. But what goes on in the twisted, tortuous minds of women would baffle anyone Picture Quote #1

I was the little, funny one. I felt I was the child among grown women Picture Quote #1

It's funny how you never think about the women you've had. It's always the ones who get away that you can't forget Picture Quote #1

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There are a lot of funny people and a lot of unfunny people. Some of them are women and some of them are dudes Picture Quote #1

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Women give us solace, but if it were not for women we would never need solace (Funny Women Quotes) The only reason I’d ever get a sex change operation is to see what it’s like to be right all the time (Funny Women Quotes) What’s so great about working with really funny women is that vanity comes second. Whatever makes it real and funny, they’re going to go for, and it’s just great (Funny Women Quotes) If a woman tells you “you’re right” that’s called sarcasm (Funny Women Quotes) The problem is that we live in an uptight country. Why don’t we just laugh at ourselves? We are funny. Gays are funny. Straights are funny. Women are funny. Men are funny. We are all funny, and we all do funny things. Let’s laugh about it (Funny Women Quotes) I love funny women, and just being around them talking is fine with me. I love an interesting mind (Funny Women Quotes) Men enjoy being thought of as hunters, but are generally too lazy to hunt. Women, on the other hand, love to hunt, but would rather nobody knew it (Funny Women Quotes) As a five-year-old in Berlin in 1965, I didn’t know that funny women existed. It wasn’t until I got back to England that I realised women could be funny (Funny Women Quotes) I have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm (Funny Women Quotes) I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason (Funny Women Quotes) Funny how women are ashamed of their inner fairy whereas men are forever proudly displaying their inner cowboy or fireman (Funny Women Quotes) Do you not know I am a woman? When I think, I must speak (Funny Women Quotes) High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead (Funny Women Quotes) All pretty girls are a trap, a pretty trap, and men expect them to be (Funny Women Quotes) As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied (Funny Women Quotes) Men are simpler than you imagine my sweet child. But what goes on in the twisted, tortuous minds of women would baffle anyone (Funny Women Quotes) I was the little, funny one. I felt I was the child among grown women (Funny Women Quotes) It's funny how you never think about the women you've had. It's always the ones who get away that you can't forget (Funny Women Quotes) There are a lot of funny people and a lot of unfunny people. Some of them are women and some of them are dudes (Funny Women Quotes)

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