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Funny Women Quotes

Women. Half the population. All the brains Picture Quote #1

Girls just wanna have funds Picture Quote #1

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping Picture Quote #4

Women are very funny. Some of the funniest people I can think of are women Picture Quote #1

Maybe pretty women were always funny but only now decided to go into comedy, Picture Quote #1

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke Picture Quote #1

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There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works Picture Quote #1

I’ve always loved independent women, outspoken women, eccentric women, funny women, flawed women. When someone says about a woman, ‘I’m sorry, that’s just wrong,’ I tend to think she must be doing something right Picture Quote #1

I do not believe in using women in combat, because females are too fierce Picture Quote #1

Girls are like pianos. When they’re not upright, they’re grand Picture Quote #1

I was the little, funny one. I felt I was the child among grown women Picture Quote #1

Men are simpler than you imagine my sweet child. But what goes on in the twisted, tortuous minds of women would baffle anyone Picture Quote #1

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As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied Picture Quote #1

All pretty girls are a trap, a pretty trap, and men expect them to be Picture Quote #1

If a woman tells you “you’re right” that’s called sarcasm Picture Quote #1

Women give us solace, but if it were not for women we would never need solace Picture Quote #1

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead Picture Quote #1

Do you not know I am a woman? When I think, I must speak Picture Quote #1

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I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason Picture Quote #1

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Women. Half the population. All the brains (Funny Women Quotes) Girls just wanna have funds (Funny Women Quotes) Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping (Funny Women Quotes) Women are very funny. Some of the funniest people I can think of are women. (Funny Women Quotes) Maybe pretty women were always funny but only now decided to go into comedy, (Funny Women Quotes) A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke (Funny Women Quotes) There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works (Funny Women Quotes) I’ve always loved independent women, outspoken women, eccentric women, funny women, flawed women. When someone says about a woman, ‘I’m sorry, that’s just wrong,’ I tend to think she must be doing something right (Funny Women Quotes) I do not believe in using women in combat, because females are too fierce (Funny Women Quotes) Girls are like pianos. When they’re not upright, they’re grand (Funny Women Quotes) I was the little, funny one. I felt I was the child among grown women (Funny Women Quotes) Men are simpler than you imagine my sweet child. But what goes on in the twisted, tortuous minds of women would baffle anyone (Funny Women Quotes) As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied (Funny Women Quotes) All pretty girls are a trap, a pretty trap, and men expect them to be (Funny Women Quotes) If a woman tells you “you’re right” that’s called sarcasm (Funny Women Quotes) Women give us solace, but if it were not for women we would never need solace (Funny Women Quotes) High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead (Funny Women Quotes) Do you not know I am a woman? When I think, I must speak (Funny Women Quotes) I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason (Funny Women Quotes)

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