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Funny Quotes

To all the girls out there who think being funny is not sexy, you are wrong! Picture Quote #1

I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn’t very funny Picture Quote #1

My main point is to be funny; if I can slip a message in there, fine Picture Quote #1

I’m in the mood for love, simply because you’re near me. Funny, but when you’re near me I’m in the mood for love Picture Quote #1

Screaming at children over their grades, especially to the point of the child’s tears, is child abuse, pure and simple. It’s not funny and it’s not good parenting. It is a crushing, scarring, disastrous experience for the child. It isn’t the least bit funny Picture Quote #1

She wished there was some place where she could go to hum it out loud. Some kind of music was too private to sing in a house cram fall of people. It was funny, too, how lonesome a person could be in a crowded house Picture Quote #1

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The rewards for being sane may not be very many, but knowing what’s funny is one of them Picture Quote #1

That’s funny, you’re funny. I like you, I’m quite taken by you Picture Quote #1

It’s a funny thing coming home. Nothing changes. Everything looks the same, feels the same, even smells the same. You realize what’s changed, is you Picture Quote #1

A politician is a politician whether he’s wearing a suit or a funny hat Picture Quote #1

Grief is a funny thing because you don’t have to carry it with you for the rest of your life. After a bit you set it down by the roadside and walk on and leave it Picture Quote #1

It’s funny how you can think you know someone pretty well, and then something happens or they do something that makes you understand that you didn’t really know them at all Picture Quote #1

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I drank to be funny, or sexy. I drank because I was afraid or happy or sad, and I drank for anything that required emotional commitment... I had chosen a profession that thrives on insecurity, and is never far from some source of social intercourse that involves alcohol or drugs Picture Quote #1

Play out a boring game to the end and funny things can happen; Fischer knew it Picture Quote #1

If it’s dirty, it’s not funny, but if it’s funny, it’s not dirty Picture Quote #1

It’s funny. No matter how hard you try, you can’t close your heart forever. And the minute you open it up, you never know what’s going to come in. But when it does, you just have to go for it! Because if you don’t, there’s not point in being here Picture Quote #1

At sixteen, I was a funny, skinny little thing, all eyelashes and legs. And then, suddenly people told me it was gorgeous. I thought they had gone mad Picture Quote #1

Two things are not debatable: eroticism, and comedy. If you don’t think it’s sexy, or funny, there’s no way I can change your mind Picture Quote #1

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Life is funny. Things change, people change, but you will always be you, so stay true to yourself and never sacrifice who you are for anyone Picture Quote #1

I’d always thought that my awkwardness was a thin veil disguising the real me. The me that was funny and could write songs that touched people. The me that would one day find some beautiful, intelligent boy who’d recognize me as his soul mate. The me who was secretly pretty and stylish if only someone would lift the veil and see. But I was beginning to suspect that underneath the awkwardness there was just more awkwardness and not much else. And that would explain why I stood in a room full of people and felt like the loneliest girl in the world Picture Quote #1

I have a great ability to improvise verbally and I am very funny on a dime Picture Quote #1

If I hadn’t been told I was garbage, I wouldn’t have learned how to show people I’m talented. And if everyone had always laughed at my jokes, I wouldn’t have figured out how to be so funny. If they hadn’t told me I was ugly, I never would have searched for my beauty. And if they hadn’t tried to break me down, I wouldn’t know that I’m unbreakable Picture Quote #1

Sure. I’d like to live regular. Go home to a good looking wife, a hot dinner, and a husky kid. But I guess I got film in my blood. I love this racket. It’s exciting. It’s dangerous. It’s funny. It’s tough. It’s heartbreaking Picture Quote #1

It’s funny how life can change so much but still nothing changes at all. Or maybe it’s that life changes, but you as a person don’t or maybe we adjust, but don’t actually change Picture Quote #1

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As funny as watching a man in a wig trying to hold down a job on a helipad Picture Quote #1

If you can’t be a hero, you can at least be funny while being a chicken Picture Quote #1

Let’s leave it all alone. I’m stupidest when I try to be funny Picture Quote #1

We get so worried about being pretty. Let’s be pretty kind. Pretty funny. Pretty smart. Pretty strong Picture Quote #1

I am funny, but I’m not about funny... I’m about peace and justice Picture Quote #1

Do you laugh in the right places? Then, you’ll get along, in fair weather or foul. Humor is nothing less than a sense of the fitness of things. Something that’s out of proportion, like an inflated ego, should strike you funny, particularly if it’s your own inflated ego. Otherwise you are pathetic and quite hopeless Picture Quote #1

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To all the girls out there who think being funny is not sexy, you are wrong! (Funny Quotes) I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn’t very funny (Funny Quotes) My main point is to be funny; if I can slip a message in there, fine (Funny Quotes) I’m in the mood for love, simply because you’re near me. Funny, but when you’re near me I’m in the mood for love (Funny Quotes) Screaming at children over their grades, especially to the point of the child’s tears, is child abuse, pure and simple. It’s not funny and it’s not good parenting. It is a crushing, scarring, disastrous experience for the child. It isn’t the least bit funny (Funny Quotes) She wished there was some place where she could go to hum it out loud. Some kind of music was too private to sing in a house cram fall of people. It was funny, too, how lonesome a person could be in a crowded house (Funny Quotes) The rewards for being sane may not be very many, but knowing what’s funny is one of them (Funny Quotes) That’s funny, you’re funny. I like you, I’m quite taken by you (Funny Quotes) It’s a funny thing coming home. Nothing changes. Everything looks the same, feels the same, even smells the same. You realize what’s changed, is you (Funny Quotes) A politician is a politician whether he’s wearing a suit or a funny hat (Funny Quotes) Grief is a funny thing because you don’t have to carry it with you for the rest of your life. After a bit you set it down by the roadside and walk on and leave it (Funny Quotes) It’s funny how you can think you know someone pretty well, and then something happens or they do something that makes you understand that you didn’t really know them at all (Funny Quotes) I drank to be funny, or sexy. I drank because I was afraid or happy or sad, and I drank for anything that required emotional commitment... I had chosen a profession that thrives on insecurity, and is never far from some source of social intercourse that involves alcohol or drugs (Funny Quotes) Play out a boring game to the end and funny things can happen; Fischer knew it (Funny Quotes) If it’s dirty, it’s not funny, but if it’s funny, it’s not dirty (Funny Quotes) It’s funny. No matter how hard you try, you can’t close your heart forever. And the minute you open it up, you never know what’s going to come in. But when it does, you just have to go for it! Because if you don’t, there’s not point in being here (Funny Quotes) At sixteen, I was a funny, skinny little thing, all eyelashes and legs. And then, suddenly people told me it was gorgeous. I thought they had gone mad (Funny Quotes) Two things are not debatable: eroticism, and comedy. If you don’t think it’s sexy, or funny, there’s no way I can change your mind (Funny Quotes) Life is funny. Things change, people change, but you will always be you, so stay true to yourself and never sacrifice who you are for anyone (Funny Quotes) I’d always thought that my awkwardness was a thin veil disguising the real me. The me that was funny and could write songs that touched people. The me that would one day find some beautiful, intelligent boy who’d recognize me as his soul mate. The me who was secretly pretty and stylish if only someone would lift the veil and see. But I was beginning to suspect that underneath the awkwardness there was just more awkwardness and not much else. And that would explain why I stood in a room full of people and felt like the loneliest girl in the world (Funny Quotes) I have a great ability to improvise verbally and I am very funny on a dime (Funny Quotes) If I hadn’t been told I was garbage, I wouldn’t have learned how to show people I’m talented. And if everyone had always laughed at my jokes, I wouldn’t have figured out how to be so funny. If they hadn’t told me I was ugly, I never would have searched for my beauty. And if they hadn’t tried to break me down, I wouldn’t know that I’m unbreakable (Funny Quotes) Sure. I’d like to live regular. Go home to a good looking wife, a hot dinner, and a husky kid. But I guess I got film in my blood. I love this racket. It’s exciting. It’s dangerous. It’s funny. It’s tough. It’s heartbreaking (Funny Quotes) It’s funny how life can change so much but still nothing changes at all. Or maybe it’s that life changes, but you as a person don’t or maybe we adjust, but don’t actually change (Funny Quotes) As funny as watching a man in a wig trying to hold down a job on a helipad (Funny Quotes) If you can’t be a hero, you can at least be funny while being a chicken (Funny Quotes) Let’s leave it all alone. I’m stupidest when I try to be funny (Funny Quotes) We get so worried about being pretty. Let’s be pretty kind. Pretty funny. Pretty smart. Pretty strong (Funny Quotes) I am funny, but I’m not about funny... I’m about peace and justice (Funny Quotes) Do you laugh in the right places? Then, you’ll get along, in fair weather or foul. Humor is nothing less than a sense of the fitness of things. Something that’s out of proportion, like an inflated ego, should strike you funny, particularly if it’s your own inflated ego. Otherwise you are pathetic and quite hopeless (Funny Quotes)

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