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Funny Quotes

I like being around funny people Picture Quote #1

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious Picture Quote #1

If you try to be funny, you’re not being funny Picture Quote #1

But I’ve never looked at myself as being particularly funny Picture Quote #1

Look, I had to take chances or it wasn’t fun being funny Picture Quote #1

I was always funny, but I didn’t know being funny was a gift Picture Quote #1

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Whether you have a show or not, you can still be somewhere being funny Picture Quote #1

Most women have only to lay eyes on you to want to be doing something for you so badly they can't stand it … You're always so timid and yet you're funny … Sometimes you get terribly lonesome and depressed, but that only makes a woman's heart itch all the more for you Picture Quote #1

But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know Picture Quote #1

I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to see some funny houses Picture Quote #1

You have to have funny faces and words, you can't just have words. It is a powerful thing, and I think that's why it's hard for people to imagine that women can do that, be that powerful Picture Quote #1

It's funny how cucumber water can taste so much better than pickle juice, even though they come from the same source Picture Quote #1

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Time will mellow it, make it a moment for laughter. But now it was not funny, now I did not laugh. It was not the future, it was the present. It was too vivid and too real Picture Quote #1

Hope is a funny thing when you think about it. It's something you always have. You just have to believe you do Picture Quote #1

I felt how important the simplest things were, like feeling proud, finding something funny, stretching yourself, retreating into yourself Picture Quote #1

Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie. A dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion Picture Quote #1

It's not so much what you learn about Mumbai, it's what you learn about yourself, really. It's a funny old hippie thing, but it's true as well. You find out a lot about yourself and your tolerance, and about your inclusiveness Picture Quote #1

There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world Picture Quote #1

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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is Picture Quote #1

I've never really understood that. It's a funny thing; people sometimes accuse us of condescending to our characters somehow - that to me is kind of inexplicable Picture Quote #1

Most of the people I admire, they usually smell funny and don't get out much. It's true. Most of them are either dead or not feeling well Picture Quote #1

Harry Reid is not funny; he's creepy. Nancy Pelosi is creepy. Charles Schumer is sneaky and creepy Picture Quote #1

As soon as I realized you could be funny as a job, that was the job I wanted Picture Quote #1

Funny, how moms can tell you what to do no matter how old or big you are Picture Quote #1

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I awake with a not entirely sickened knowledge that I am merely young again and in a funny way at peace, an observer who is aware of time’s chariot, aware that some metamorphosis has occurred Picture Quote #1

I come from a background of hanging out with friends and shooting videos with them, with funny stuff coming out of the group. I guess we got the same charge jocks get out of sports Picture Quote #1

I love being a dad, it keeps me fit and inspired and children are so funny. They always supply you with acting material! Picture Quote #1

I think it’s always funny when somebody thinks you’re going to do something super sexy and then you don’t Picture Quote #1

If I can’t see the humor in it, how am I going to be funny? Picture Quote #1

People just don’t laugh when their family is violated, and you don’t shrug it off. You band together and you defend together. It’s a funny, primitive instinct Picture Quote #1

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I like being around funny people (Funny Quotes) Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious (Funny Quotes) If you try to be funny, you’re not being funny (Funny Quotes) But I’ve never looked at myself as being particularly funny (Funny Quotes) Look, I had to take chances or it wasn’t fun being funny (Funny Quotes) I was always funny, but I didn’t know being funny was a gift (Funny Quotes) Whether you have a show or not, you can still be somewhere being funny (Funny Quotes) Most women have only to lay eyes on you to want to be doing something for you so badly they can't stand it … You're always so timid and yet you're funny … Sometimes you get terribly lonesome and depressed, but that only makes a woman's heart itch all the more for you (Funny Quotes) But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know (Funny Quotes) I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to see some funny houses (Funny Quotes) You have to have funny faces and words, you can't just have words. It is a powerful thing, and I think that's why it's hard for people to imagine that women can do that, be that powerful (Funny Quotes) It's funny how cucumber water can taste so much better than pickle juice, even though they come from the same source (Funny Quotes) Time will mellow it, make it a moment for laughter. But now it was not funny, now I did not laugh. It was not the future, it was the present. It was too vivid and too real (Funny Quotes) Hope is a funny thing when you think about it. It's something you always have. You just have to believe you do (Funny Quotes) I felt how important the simplest things were, like feeling proud, finding something funny, stretching yourself, retreating into yourself (Funny Quotes) Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie. A dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion (Funny Quotes) It's not so much what you learn about Mumbai, it's what you learn about yourself, really. It's a funny old hippie thing, but it's true as well. You find out a lot about yourself and your tolerance, and about your inclusiveness (Funny Quotes) There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world (Funny Quotes) Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is (Funny Quotes) I've never really understood that. It's a funny thing; people sometimes accuse us of condescending to our characters somehow - that to me is kind of inexplicable (Funny Quotes) Most of the people I admire, they usually smell funny and don't get out much. It's true. Most of them are either dead or not feeling well (Funny Quotes) Harry Reid is not funny; he's creepy. Nancy Pelosi is creepy. Charles Schumer is sneaky and creepy (Funny Quotes) As soon as I realized you could be funny as a job, that was the job I wanted (Funny Quotes) Funny, how moms can tell you what to do no matter how old or big you are (Funny Quotes) I awake with a not entirely sickened knowledge that I am merely young again and in a funny way at peace, an observer who is aware of time’s chariot, aware that some metamorphosis has occurred (Funny Quotes) I come from a background of hanging out with friends and shooting videos with them, with funny stuff coming out of the group. I guess we got the same charge jocks get out of sports (Funny Quotes) I love being a dad, it keeps me fit and inspired and children are so funny. They always supply you with acting material! (Funny Quotes) I think it’s always funny when somebody thinks you’re going to do something super sexy and then you don’t (Funny Quotes) If I can’t see the humor in it, how am I going to be funny? (Funny Quotes) People just don’t laugh when their family is violated, and you don’t shrug it off. You band together and you defend together. It’s a funny, primitive instinct (Funny Quotes)

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