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Funny Alcohol Quotes

Because alcohol tastes better than tears Picture Quote #1
I’m trying to get into the holiday spirits... but the damn bottle won’t open Picture Quote #1
Is this a dream? No. I thought not. If it were, there’d be rum Picture Quote #1
For the first time, in a very long time, she was truly happy. Then she remembered, she was drunk Picture Quote #1
Drink the first. Sip the second slowly. Skip the third Picture Quote #1
An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do Picture Quote #1
Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough Picture Quote #1
Water.... I'm thirsty not dirty Picture Quote #1
Keeping one's guests supplied with liquor is the first law of hospitality Picture Quote #1
I don't want to be that guy mumbling into his drink at a bar Picture Quote #1
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle Picture Quote #1
One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time Picture Quote #1
I believe that when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade - and then try to find someone whose life is giving them vodka, and have a party Picture Quote #1
No animal ever invented anything so bad as drunkenness - or so good as drink Picture Quote #1
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder Picture Quote #1
Everything in moderation, including moderation Picture Quote #1
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake Picture Quote #1
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Because alcohol tastes better than tears  (Funny Alcohol Quotes) I’m trying to get into the holiday spirits... but the damn bottle won’t open  (Funny Alcohol Quotes) Is this a dream? No. I thought not. If it were, there’d be rum  (Funny Alcohol Quotes) For the first time, in a very long time, she was truly happy. Then she remembered, she was drunk  (Funny Alcohol Quotes) Drink the first. Sip the second slowly. Skip the third  (Funny Alcohol Quotes) An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do  (Funny Alcohol Quotes) Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough  (Funny Alcohol Quotes) Water.... I'm thirsty not dirty  (Funny Alcohol Quotes) Keeping one's guests supplied with liquor is the first law of hospitality  (Funny Alcohol Quotes) I don't want to be that guy mumbling into his drink at a bar  (Funny Alcohol Quotes) My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle  (Funny Alcohol Quotes) One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time  (Funny Alcohol Quotes) I believe that when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade - and then try to find someone whose life is giving them vodka, and have a party  (Funny Alcohol Quotes) No animal ever invented anything so bad as drunkenness - or so good as drink  (Funny Alcohol Quotes) Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder  (Funny Alcohol Quotes) Everything in moderation, including moderation  (Funny Alcohol Quotes) Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake  (Funny Alcohol Quotes)
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