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Fred Allen Quotes

An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission Picture Quote #1
Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just look ridiculous year after year Picture Quote #1
A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary Picture Quote #1
The American arrives in Paris with a few French phrases he has culled from a conversational guide or picked up from a friend who owns a beret Picture Quote #1
He was so narrow minded that if he fell on a pin it would blind him in both eyes Picture Quote #1
I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap Picture Quote #1
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The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand Picture Quote #1
An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt Picture Quote #1
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted Picture Quote #1
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An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission  (Fred Allen Quotes) Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just look ridiculous year after year  (Fred Allen Quotes) A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary  (Fred Allen Quotes) The American arrives in Paris with a few French phrases he has culled from a conversational guide or picked up from a friend who owns a beret  (Fred Allen Quotes) He was so narrow minded that if he fell on a pin it would blind him in both eyes  (Fred Allen Quotes) I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap  (Fred Allen Quotes) The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand  (Fred Allen Quotes) An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt  (Fred Allen Quotes) Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted  (Fred Allen Quotes)
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