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Fred Allen Quotes

A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on Picture Quote #1

California is a great place to live if you're an orange Picture Quote #1

Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent Picture Quote #1

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars Picture Quote #1

I play a musical instrument a little, but only for my own amazement Picture Quote #1

I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy Picture Quote #1

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The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi Picture Quote #1

If I could get my membership fee back, I'd resign from the human race Picture Quote #1

I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin Picture Quote #1

Imitation is the sincerest form of television Picture Quote #1

My uncle is a Southern planter. He's an undertaker in Alabama Picture Quote #1

Television is the triumph of machine over people Picture Quote #1

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He writes so well he makes me feel like putting my quill back in my goose Picture Quote #1

Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just look ridiculous year after year Picture Quote #1

The American arrives in Paris with a few French phrases he has culled from a conversational guide or picked up from a friend who owns a beret Picture Quote #1

My hometown was so dull that one time the tide went out and never came back Picture Quote #1

A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary Picture Quote #1

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap Picture Quote #1

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The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand Picture Quote #1

I’m going to Boston to see my doctor. He’s a very sick man Picture Quote #1

An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt Picture Quote #1

He was so narrow minded that if he fell on a pin it would blind him in both eyes Picture Quote #1

Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted Picture Quote #1

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A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on (Fred Allen Quotes) California is a great place to live if you're an orange (Fred Allen Quotes) Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent (Fred Allen Quotes) Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars (Fred Allen Quotes) I play a musical instrument a little, but only for my own amazement (Fred Allen Quotes) I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy (Fred Allen Quotes) The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi (Fred Allen Quotes) If I could get my membership fee back, I'd resign from the human race (Fred Allen Quotes) I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin (Fred Allen Quotes) Imitation is the sincerest form of television (Fred Allen Quotes) My uncle is a Southern planter. He's an undertaker in Alabama (Fred Allen Quotes) Television is the triumph of machine over people (Fred Allen Quotes) He writes so well he makes me feel like putting my quill back in my goose (Fred Allen Quotes) Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just look ridiculous year after year (Fred Allen Quotes) The American arrives in Paris with a few French phrases he has culled from a conversational guide or picked up from a friend who owns a beret (Fred Allen Quotes) My hometown was so dull that one time the tide went out and never came back (Fred Allen Quotes) A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary (Fred Allen Quotes) I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap (Fred Allen Quotes) The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand (Fred Allen Quotes) I’m going to Boston to see my doctor. He’s a very sick man (Fred Allen Quotes) An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt (Fred Allen Quotes) He was so narrow minded that if he fell on a pin it would blind him in both eyes (Fred Allen Quotes) Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted (Fred Allen Quotes)

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