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Fred Allen Quotes
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The advertising world had space men in it before spacemen existed (Fred Allen Quotes)
The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi (Fred Allen Quotes)
Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners (Fred Allen Quotes)
What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement (Fred Allen Quotes)
Television is a new medium. It's called a medium because nothing is well done (Fred Allen Quotes)
The world is a grindstone and life is your nose (Fred Allen Quotes)
Hush, little bright line, don't you cry You'll be a cliché by and by (Fred Allen Quotes)
I'd rather have two girls at seventeen than one at thirty four (Fred Allen Quotes)
Won't say I hate you - but my admiration for you is under control (Fred Allen Quotes)
Where were you fellows when the paper was blank? (Fred Allen Quotes)
After quitting radio I was able to live on the money I saved on aspirins (Fred Allen Quotes)
It is bad to suppress laughter. It goes back down and spreads to your hips (Fred Allen Quotes)
He’s so small, he’s a waste of skin (Fred Allen Quotes)
If criticism had any power to harm, the skunk would be extinct by now (Fred Allen Quotes)
A human being is nothing but a story with skin around it (Fred Allen Quotes)
Radio is called a medium because it is rare that anything is well done (Fred Allen Quotes)
Television is a triumph of equipment over people (Fred Allen Quotes)
English coffee tastes like water that has been squeezed out of a wet sleeve (Fred Allen Quotes)
If children could vote, Jesse Jackson would be our next president (Fred Allen Quotes)
In show business, more showgirls are kept than promises (Fred Allen Quotes)
A comedian who starts talking to himself becomes his own audience. This is fatal (Fred Allen Quotes)
My agent gets 10 percent of everything I get, except the blinding headaches (Fred Allen Quotes)
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized (Fred Allen Quotes)
An actor's popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match (Fred Allen Quotes)
I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there (Fred Allen Quotes)
I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back (Fred Allen Quotes)
A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized (Fred Allen Quotes)
A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but who, as a group, can meet and decide that nothing can be done (Fred Allen Quotes)
A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary (Fred Allen Quotes)
A conference is a gathering of people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done (Fred Allen Quotes)