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Fred Allen Quotes

She used to be a teacher but she has no class now Picture Quote #1

Imitation is the sincerest form of television Picture Quote #1

If I could get my membership fee back, I'd resign from the human race Picture Quote #1

My uncle is a Southern planter. He's an undertaker in Alabama Picture Quote #1

Television is the triumph of machine over people Picture Quote #1

The advertising world had space men in it before spacemen existed Picture Quote #1

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The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi Picture Quote #1

Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners Picture Quote #1

What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement Picture Quote #1

Television is a new medium. It's called a medium because nothing is well done Picture Quote #1

The world is a grindstone and life is your nose Picture Quote #1

Hush, little bright line, don't you cry You'll be a cliché by and by Picture Quote #1

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I'd rather have two girls at seventeen than one at thirty four Picture Quote #1

Won't say I hate you - but my admiration for you is under control Picture Quote #1

Where were you fellows when the paper was blank? Picture Quote #1

After quitting radio I was able to live on the money I saved on aspirins Picture Quote #1

He’s so small, he’s a waste of skin Picture Quote #1

If criticism had any power to harm, the skunk would be extinct by now Picture Quote #1

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Television is a triumph of equipment over people Picture Quote #1

I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy Picture Quote #1

I play a musical instrument a little, but only for my own amazement Picture Quote #1

I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin Picture Quote #1

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars Picture Quote #1

Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent Picture Quote #1

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California is a great place to live if you're an orange Picture Quote #1

A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on Picture Quote #1

All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it Picture Quote #1

Television is a medium because anything well done is rare Picture Quote #1

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me Picture Quote #1

California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange Picture Quote #1

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She used to be a teacher but she has no class now (Fred Allen Quotes) Imitation is the sincerest form of television (Fred Allen Quotes) If I could get my membership fee back, I'd resign from the human race (Fred Allen Quotes) My uncle is a Southern planter. He's an undertaker in Alabama (Fred Allen Quotes) Television is the triumph of machine over people (Fred Allen Quotes) The advertising world had space men in it before spacemen existed (Fred Allen Quotes) The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi (Fred Allen Quotes) Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners (Fred Allen Quotes) What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement (Fred Allen Quotes) Television is a new medium. It's called a medium because nothing is well done (Fred Allen Quotes) The world is a grindstone and life is your nose (Fred Allen Quotes) Hush, little bright line, don't you cry You'll be a cliché by and by (Fred Allen Quotes) I'd rather have two girls at seventeen than one at thirty four (Fred Allen Quotes) Won't say I hate you - but my admiration for you is under control (Fred Allen Quotes) Where were you fellows when the paper was blank? (Fred Allen Quotes) After quitting radio I was able to live on the money I saved on aspirins (Fred Allen Quotes) He’s so small, he’s a waste of skin (Fred Allen Quotes) If criticism had any power to harm, the skunk would be extinct by now (Fred Allen Quotes) Television is a triumph of equipment over people (Fred Allen Quotes) I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy (Fred Allen Quotes) I play a musical instrument a little, but only for my own amazement (Fred Allen Quotes) I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin (Fred Allen Quotes) Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars (Fred Allen Quotes) Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent (Fred Allen Quotes) California is a great place to live if you're an orange (Fred Allen Quotes) A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on (Fred Allen Quotes) All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it (Fred Allen Quotes) Television is a medium because anything well done is rare (Fred Allen Quotes) I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me (Fred Allen Quotes) California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange (Fred Allen Quotes)

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