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If the fat people just gave the skinny people more food, we could all just eat... We could solve obesity and hunger at the same time  (Fat Quotes) We’re the only nation in the world where most of our poor people are fat  (Fat Quotes) A conservative is a man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run  (Fat Quotes) Life is a big fat gigantic stinking mess, that’s the beauty of it, too  (Fat Quotes) Babies like fat. Like to bury they face up in you armpit and go to sleep. They like big fat legs too. That I know  (Fat Quotes) Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat  (Fat Quotes) To a new generation of butterflies, hopefully less stupid than last. Maybe they were burgeoning even now in fat little cocoons. Or maybe not  (Fat Quotes) It’s true that you need much time to get rid of the fat girl you once were, but you know I am sincerely grateful for my buttocks  (Fat Quotes) If you’re sloppy, that’s just fine. If you’re moody, I won’t mind. If you’re fat, that’s fine with me. If you’re skinny, let it be. If you’re bossy, that’s all right. if you’re nasty, I won’t fight. If you’re rough, well that’s just you. If you’re mean, that’s all right too. Whatever you are is all okay. I don’t like you anyway  (Fat Quotes) All evil comes from the old. They grow fat on ideas and young men die of them  (Fat Quotes) When he was a little kid, he was a fat, spoiled kid. I can tell the type  (Fat Quotes) Fred, what happened to your ass? Oh, the fat guy at the office sneezed on me  (Fat Quotes) You get fat in the moments between when you know you should stop and when you do  (Fat Quotes) Persian pussy from over the sea demure and lazy and smug and fat none of your ribbons and bells for me ours is the zest of the alley cat  (Fat Quotes) As many suffer from too much as too little. A fat body makes a lean mind  (Fat Quotes) Most of us are either too think to enjoy eating, or too fat to enjoy walking  (Fat Quotes) I fear it is too choleric a meat. How say you to a fat tripe finely broiled?  (Fat Quotes) We must lengthen our stride and must do it now because we over ate and feel fat  (Fat Quotes) You can be fat and still be sexy. It all depends on how you feel about yoursel  (Fat Quotes) Want to look skinny without losing any weight? Hang out with fat people  (Fat Quotes) That awkward moment when you congratulate a fat lady for being pregnant  (Fat Quotes) Food is a big bargain in America, and you can go to these places, we all like them, and you get big portions, and they taste good. But they’re higher in fat than ever before. And same thing has happened, by the way, though, to school menus. A lot of school lunch menus have more fat and more sugar than ever before  (Fat Quotes) Every girl has something beautiful in her soul. It doesn’t matter if she’s fat or thin. That has nothing to do with her personality.  (Fat Quotes) She was so fat that her bikini is made out of two bed sheets (king-size)  (Fat Quotes) Oh! if the good hearts had the fat purses, how much better everything would go!  (Fat Quotes) Virtue is not photogenic. What is it to be a nice guy? To be nothing, that’s what. A big fat zero with a smile for everybody.  (Fat Quotes) My wife is so fat that the last time I saw something that big it was grazing  (Fat Quotes) A thin man can squeeze into a fat body, yet you can only squeeze a fat man to become thin  (Fat Quotes) Burning fat efficiently boils down to one thing - building more muscle!  (Fat Quotes) One of my insecurities was my looks. I was short, cute and chubby, and Dad used to call me his ‘little fat sausage.’ But I always knew I had musical talent.  (Fat Quotes)
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