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If fear grows fat on the energy you feed it, you have to talk it down (Fat Quotes)
I’d like to be taller. I’d like my baby fat to leave (Fat Quotes)
I guess I don’t so much mind being old, as I mind being fat and old (Fat Quotes)
Imprisoned in every fat man a thin man is wildly signaling to be let out (Fat Quotes)
All my life I’ve been an obese man trapped inside a fat man’s body (Fat Quotes)
Well, you’ll never fly in it, you’re too fat to be an astronaut (Fat Quotes)
It’s alright, I’m not going to steal your breakfast you fat prick (Fat Quotes)
I know I’m fat and I know my hair is straight, but I can sing (Fat Quotes)
Kids are fat because of lack of parenting (Fat Quotes)
I’m kind of fat (Fat Quotes)
The role of a do-gooder is not what actors call a fat part (Fat Quotes)
Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds (Fat Quotes)
I’ve always been known as the fat kid from Stand By Me (Fat Quotes)
Fat is a way of saying no to powerlessness and self-denial (Fat Quotes)
I have a tendency to evolve into William Shatner, with my big fat face (Fat Quotes)
Unless you got real short and real fat, you ain’t no Booker T (Fat Quotes)
Some of the best stories are told over fat blunts (Fat Quotes)
Leading the nation in fat dudes who die while taking dumps (Fat Quotes)
You know its a bad day when your fat pants are tight (Fat Quotes)
You’re not nearly as fat or bald as I thought you’d be at this age (Fat Quotes)
Fat is where comedy is stored (Fat Quotes)
We should reconnect so you can see that I’m not fat anymore (Fat Quotes)
Have great, secret, big, fat hopes for yourself (Fat Quotes)
Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire (Fat Quotes)
I’d be happy to show you how to dress like a fat person (Fat Quotes)
I’d much rather be fat and warm than cold and fit (Fat Quotes)
I don’t really care for, like, fat jokes about women, specifically (Fat Quotes)
If you say you’re fat, all of a sudden people like you! (Fat Quotes)
I’d like to be taller. I’d like my baby fat to leave. (Fat Quotes)
No fat batboy is invisible (Fat Quotes)