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Drunk Quotes

Uriah proved to be a better man drunk than David was sober Picture Quote #1

There are three people one can never reason with: a drunk, a crazy person, and a fool Picture Quote #1

A drunkard is a dead man And all dead men are drunk Picture Quote #1

I am as drunk as a lord, but then, I am one, so what does it matter ? Picture Quote #1

When people get drunk they do things they shouldn’t do Picture Quote #1

Don’t drink to get drunk. Drink to enjoy life Picture Quote #1

I’d say Ernest Hemingway would be a blast to get drunk with Picture Quote #1

I got drunk when I was five. Everybody gets drunk before they’re 21 Picture Quote #1

I’m too drunk to walk, let’s drive Picture Quote #1

Let us settle down to the serious business of getting drunk Picture Quote #1

There ain’t no devil, only God when he’s drunk Picture Quote #1

The eloquent man is he who is no beautiful speaker, but who is inwardly and desperately drunk with a certain belief Picture Quote #1

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says while he's in love, drunk, or running for office Picture Quote #1

Everybody in recovery smokes. If you don't like smoking, don't even bother trying to get sober. Just stay drunk Picture Quote #1

You wake up and you're still a little drunk and you can't believe that hot girl from last night actually has a beard and a penis Picture Quote #1

I have a responsibility, and it's something that I did wrong, and if I could personally apologize to every single person that has lost a loved one from drunk driving I would Picture Quote #1

The Life and Soul, the man who will never go home while there is one man, woman or glass of anything not yet drunk Picture Quote #1

He will lie, sir, with such volubility that you would think truth were a fool; drunkenness is his best virtue, for he will be swine drunk, and in his sleep he does little harm, save to his bedclothes about him; but they know his conditions and lay him in straw Picture Quote #1

Like a bird on a wire, like a drunk in a midnight choir, I have tried in my way to be free!! Picture Quote #1

Alcohol make you drunk, man. It don't make you meditate, it just make you drunk. Herb is more a consciousness Picture Quote #1

I’m not a fan of reality shows, but I am a fan of people who use their brains and skills and hard work to outsmart people, not to steal someone’s man or get drunk on TV Picture Quote #1

And we used to do a lot of drugs and get very drunk on very cheap wine Picture Quote #1

I hate crowds of people pretending to be happy on one night of the year, where they get drunk and obnoxious by the end of the night Picture Quote #1

I mean, I don’t think I’m alone when I look at the homeless person or the bum or the psychotic or the drunk or the drug addict or the criminal and see their baby pictures in my mind’s eye. You don’t think they were cute like every other baby? Picture Quote #1

To get enough to eat was regarded as an achievement. To get drunk was a victory Picture Quote #1

I’m not a drunk anymore, but since they cut out my tongue, I sound drunk Picture Quote #1

Sometimes when you get hammered till the small hours you feel pretty good in the morning, but really it’s just because you’re still a bit drunk. That old hangover is just toying with you, working out when to bite Picture Quote #1

I wanna be drunk when I wake up, on the right side of the wrong bed Picture Quote #1

As long as I could pitch a little, no one cared that I was getting drunk Picture Quote #1

I don’t intend to use beer as a crutch and drink until I pass out. So advice, keep an eye on that so you can get in there and get yourself drunk sex before it turns unpretty and drunk sex ends with me puking and / or passing out during the act Picture Quote #1

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Uriah proved to be a better man drunk than David was sober (Drunk Quotes) There are three people one can never reason with: a drunk, a crazy person, and a fool (Drunk Quotes) A drunkard is a dead man And all dead men are drunk (Drunk Quotes) I am as drunk as a lord, but then, I am one, so what does it matter ? (Drunk Quotes) When people get drunk they do things they shouldn’t do (Drunk Quotes) Don’t drink to get drunk. Drink to enjoy life. (Drunk Quotes) I’d say Ernest Hemingway would be a blast to get drunk with (Drunk Quotes) I got drunk when I was five. Everybody gets drunk before they’re 21. (Drunk Quotes) I’m too drunk to walk, let’s drive (Drunk Quotes) Let us settle down to the serious business of getting drunk (Drunk Quotes) There ain’t no devil, only God when he’s drunk (Drunk Quotes) The eloquent man is he who is no beautiful speaker, but who is inwardly and desperately drunk with a certain belief (Drunk Quotes) It's useless to hold a person to anything he says while he's in love, drunk, or running for office (Drunk Quotes) Everybody in recovery smokes. If you don't like smoking, don't even bother trying to get sober. Just stay drunk (Drunk Quotes) You wake up and you're still a little drunk and you can't believe that hot girl from last night actually has a beard and a penis (Drunk Quotes) I have a responsibility, and it's something that I did wrong, and if I could personally apologize to every single person that has lost a loved one from drunk driving I would (Drunk Quotes) The Life and Soul, the man who will never go home while there is one man, woman or glass of anything not yet drunk (Drunk Quotes) He will lie, sir, with such volubility that you would think truth were a fool; drunkenness is his best virtue, for he will be swine drunk, and in his sleep he does little harm, save to his bedclothes about him; but they know his conditions and lay him in straw (Drunk Quotes) Like a bird on a wire, like a drunk in a midnight choir, I have tried in my way to be free!! (Drunk Quotes) Alcohol make you drunk, man. It don't make you meditate, it just make you drunk. Herb is more a consciousness (Drunk Quotes) I’m not a fan of reality shows, but I am a fan of people who use their brains and skills and hard work to outsmart people, not to steal someone’s man or get drunk on TV (Drunk Quotes) And we used to do a lot of drugs and get very drunk on very cheap wine (Drunk Quotes) I hate crowds of people pretending to be happy on one night of the year, where they get drunk and obnoxious by the end of the night (Drunk Quotes) I mean, I don’t think I’m alone when I look at the homeless person or the bum or the psychotic or the drunk or the drug addict or the criminal and see their baby pictures in my mind’s eye. You don’t think they were cute like every other baby? (Drunk Quotes) To get enough to eat was regarded as an achievement. To get drunk was a victory (Drunk Quotes) I’m not a drunk anymore, but since they cut out my tongue, I sound drunk (Drunk Quotes) Sometimes when you get hammered till the small hours you feel pretty good in the morning, but really it’s just because you’re still a bit drunk. That old hangover is just toying with you, working out when to bite (Drunk Quotes) I wanna be drunk when I wake up, on the right side of the wrong bed (Drunk Quotes) As long as I could pitch a little, no one cared that I was getting drunk (Drunk Quotes) I don’t intend to use beer as a crutch and drink until I pass out. So advice, keep an eye on that so you can get in there and get yourself drunk sex before it turns unpretty and drunk sex ends with me puking and / or passing out during the act (Drunk Quotes)

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