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Drunk Quotes

She’s half mad and three parts drunk Picture Quote #1

I’m not so think as you drunk I am! Picture Quote #1

I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor Picture Quote #1

I’ll be drunk again to feel a little love Picture Quote #1

There is nothing left to do but get drunk Picture Quote #1

I try to stay two drinks ahead of reality and three behind a drunk Picture Quote #1

Never argue with a drunk or a fool Picture Quote #1

I’m too drunk to taste this chicken Picture Quote #1

Only three types of people tell the truth: Kids, the drunk, and the angry Picture Quote #1

I’m drunk when it comes to clothes Picture Quote #1

The important thing is to be drunk Picture Quote #1

There’s no point feeling angry at a drunk Picture Quote #1

Everybody get drunk and make bad decisions Picture Quote #1

The claw of the magnolia, drunk on its own scents, asks nothing of life Picture Quote #1

I’m very drunk and I intend on getting still drunker before this evening’s over Picture Quote #1

No. I think they’re the idiot people and I’m the normal person. But I don’t really go to parties where... I don’t really have drunk friends. My friends are kind of adult; they have a drink. But they hold their liquor. I think it’s incredibly embarrassing when people are drunk. It just looks so ridiculous. I find it very degrading. I think, oh, you’re really degrading yourself right now, to be this pissed out in public Picture Quote #1

See sin in state, majestically drunk; proud as a peeress, prouder as a punk Picture Quote #1

Knowledge is the only water which makes one thirsty when it is drunk Picture Quote #1

We must pay for the wine we have drunk Picture Quote #1

Expect a drunk dial soon Picture Quote #1

Sorry I was too drunk to give you or me an orgasm Picture Quote #1

Drunk driving is a killer disease Picture Quote #1

There are three people one can never reason with: a drunk, a crazy person, and a fool Picture Quote #1

I’m too drunk to walk, let’s drive Picture Quote #1

The eloquent man is he who is no beautiful speaker, but who is inwardly and desperately drunk with a certain belief Picture Quote #1

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says while he's in love, drunk, or running for office Picture Quote #1

Everybody in recovery smokes. If you don't like smoking, don't even bother trying to get sober. Just stay drunk Picture Quote #1

You wake up and you're still a little drunk and you can't believe that hot girl from last night actually has a beard and a penis Picture Quote #1

I have a responsibility, and it's something that I did wrong, and if I could personally apologize to every single person that has lost a loved one from drunk driving I would Picture Quote #1

The Life and Soul, the man who will never go home while there is one man, woman or glass of anything not yet drunk Picture Quote #1

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She’s half mad and three parts drunk (Drunk Quotes) I’m not so think as you drunk I am! (Drunk Quotes) I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor (Drunk Quotes) I’ll be drunk again to feel a little love (Drunk Quotes) There is nothing left to do but get drunk (Drunk Quotes) I try to stay two drinks ahead of reality and three behind a drunk (Drunk Quotes) Never argue with a drunk or a fool (Drunk Quotes) I’m too drunk to taste this chicken (Drunk Quotes) Only three types of people tell the truth: Kids, the drunk, and the angry (Drunk Quotes) I’m drunk when it comes to clothes (Drunk Quotes) The important thing is to be drunk (Drunk Quotes) There’s no point feeling angry at a drunk (Drunk Quotes) Everybody get drunk and make bad decisions (Drunk Quotes) The claw of the magnolia, drunk on its own scents, asks nothing of life (Drunk Quotes) I’m very drunk and I intend on getting still drunker before this evening’s over (Drunk Quotes) No. I think they’re the idiot people and I’m the normal person. But I don’t really go to parties where... I don’t really have drunk friends. My friends are kind of adult; they have a drink. But they hold their liquor. I think it’s incredibly embarrassing when people are drunk. It just looks so ridiculous. I find it very degrading. I think, oh, you’re really degrading yourself right now, to be this pissed out in public (Drunk Quotes) See sin in state, majestically drunk; proud as a peeress, prouder as a punk (Drunk Quotes) Knowledge is the only water which makes one thirsty when it is drunk (Drunk Quotes) We must pay for the wine we have drunk (Drunk Quotes) Expect a drunk dial soon (Drunk Quotes) Sorry I was too drunk to give you or me an orgasm (Drunk Quotes) Drunk driving is a killer disease (Drunk Quotes) There are three people one can never reason with: a drunk, a crazy person, and a fool (Drunk Quotes) I’m too drunk to walk, let’s drive (Drunk Quotes) The eloquent man is he who is no beautiful speaker, but who is inwardly and desperately drunk with a certain belief (Drunk Quotes) It's useless to hold a person to anything he says while he's in love, drunk, or running for office (Drunk Quotes) Everybody in recovery smokes. If you don't like smoking, don't even bother trying to get sober. Just stay drunk (Drunk Quotes) You wake up and you're still a little drunk and you can't believe that hot girl from last night actually has a beard and a penis (Drunk Quotes) I have a responsibility, and it's something that I did wrong, and if I could personally apologize to every single person that has lost a loved one from drunk driving I would (Drunk Quotes) The Life and Soul, the man who will never go home while there is one man, woman or glass of anything not yet drunk (Drunk Quotes)

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