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Dave Barry Quotes

The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we all believe that we are above average drivers Picture Quote #1

A Mission Statement is a dense slab of words that a large organization produces when it needs to establish that its workers are not just sitting around downloading Internet porn Picture Quote #1

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza Picture Quote #1

You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment Picture Quote #1

Your hand and your mouth agreed many years ago that, as far as chocolate is concerned, there is no need to involve your brain Picture Quote #1

I love the Olympics, because they enable people from all over the world to come together and - regardless of their political or cultural differences - accuse each other of cheating Picture Quote #1

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Light overcomes darkness. A tiny match can illuminate the darkest room. As long as there is some light somewhere in the universe, darkness can be defeated Picture Quote #1

For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball Picture Quote #1

A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light Picture Quote #1

A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person Picture Quote #1

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The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we all believe that we are above average drivers (Dave Barry Quotes) A Mission Statement is a dense slab of words that a large organization produces when it needs to establish that its workers are not just sitting around downloading Internet porn (Dave Barry Quotes) Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza (Dave Barry Quotes) You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment (Dave Barry Quotes) Your hand and your mouth agreed many years ago that, as far as chocolate is concerned, there is no need to involve your brain (Dave Barry Quotes) I love the Olympics, because they enable people from all over the world to come together and - regardless of their political or cultural differences - accuse each other of cheating (Dave Barry Quotes) Light overcomes darkness. A tiny match can illuminate the darkest room. As long as there is some light somewhere in the universe, darkness can be defeated (Dave Barry Quotes) For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball (Dave Barry Quotes) A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light (Dave Barry Quotes) A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person (Dave Barry Quotes)

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