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Dave Barry Quotes

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You can only be young once. But you can always be immature  (Dave Barry Quotes) Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship  (Dave Barry Quotes) Your friends love you anyway  (Dave Barry Quotes) Take out the fortune before you eat the cookie  (Dave Barry Quotes) [There is] a breed of fashion models  (Dave Barry Quotes) Do not spit gum in the drinking fountains  (Dave Barry Quotes) Nobody understands how hard it is, being a captain  (Dave Barry Quotes) What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death  (Dave Barry Quotes) Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it  (Dave Barry Quotes) Someone was tapping on the window  (Dave Barry Quotes) Reading... a vacation for the mind  (Dave Barry Quotes) You should not confuse your career with your life  (Dave Barry Quotes) A secret society within a secret society  (Dave Barry Quotes) The most powerful force in the universe is gossip  (Dave Barry Quotes) There are no bad haircuts in cyberspace  (Dave Barry Quotes) Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege  (Dave Barry Quotes) Trails need to be wider so people can walk while holding hands  (Dave Barry Quotes) Too many rocks in the mountains  (Dave Barry Quotes) For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord  (Dave Barry Quotes) Sign outside a country shop: We buy junk and sell antiques  (Dave Barry Quotes) Don’t emphasise money if you don’t have much; be happy  (Dave Barry Quotes) Remember: What dad really wants is a nap. Really  (Dave Barry Quotes) Cats are independent, by which I mean smart  (Dave Barry Quotes) Dogs do not grasp the concept of house cleaning  (Dave Barry Quotes) There is a very fine line between hobby and mental illness  (Dave Barry Quotes) I can snap your spine like a toothpick  (Dave Barry Quotes) Never lick a steak knife  (Dave Barry Quotes) Dogs make good pets because they are very loyal  (Dave Barry Quotes) Never trust anything you read in a travel article  (Dave Barry Quotes) It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity  (Dave Barry Quotes)
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