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Darynda Jones Quotes

Try writing an entire story with only a thousand words at your disposal. It’s a terrific lesson in economy and precession Picture Quote #1

It takes thirty-three days to write a book--only thirty-three days. remember, writers lie for a living Picture Quote #1

Sorry. I just can’t seem to help myself. My brain is freaking out. Two predawn mornings in a row. It doesn’t know what to think, how to act. I’ll have a talk with it later. Perhaps get it some counseling Picture Quote #1

A split second later, my life flashed before my eyes, and I came to one important conclusion about it.It was fun while it lasted Picture Quote #1

.. an emergency stash of Thin Mints. Frickin’ Girl Scouts. Those things were way to addictive. They had to be laced with crack. Charlie Davidson Fourth Grave Beneath my Feet Picture Quote #1

But have you ever seen one?....They shook their heads. Not Physically, no. But if you look at this passage - Man, she liked that Bible. I’d read it and could definitely understand it’s appeal, but I didn’t have time for this Picture Quote #1

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I was white. Chalk had more color than I did. And quite possibly more personality Picture Quote #1

Don’t judge me because I’m quiet. No one plans a murder out loud Picture Quote #1

Oh, and she told me that men want only one thing. And on that note, I must give praise and thanks to the powers that be. I don’t want much else from them either Picture Quote #1

Maybe I needed sensitivity training. I once signed up for an anger management class, but the instructor pissed me off Picture Quote #1

If I couldn’t be a good example, I’d just have to be a horrible warning Picture Quote #1

Sorry. I just can’t seem to help myself. My brain is freaking out. Two predawn mornings in a row. It doesn’t know what to think, how to act. I’ll have a talk with it later. Perhaps get it some counseling Picture Quote #1

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Still, this whole grim reaper thing should have come with a manual. Or a diagram of some kind. A flowchart would have been nice Picture Quote #1

I sort of got off on making bad guys sweat. Which was not unlike my love of making good guys sweat, just by very different means Picture Quote #1

She shook her head then took off again, and I found myself struggling to keep up with her in my bunny slippers. With a sigh, I realized I was getting way too much exercise. I’d just have to counteract it later with cake Picture Quote #1

I may not look like much, but I’m an expert at pretending to be a ninja Picture Quote #1

A split second later, my life flashed before my eyes, and I came to one important conclusion about it. It was fun while it lasted Picture Quote #1

You were the one who hit me on the roof? I hit you on the jaw. We just happened to be on a roof at the time Picture Quote #1

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No, no, no, no, no. Anything but murder. Or rape. Or kidnapping. Or armed robbery. Or indecent exposure, ‘cause that’s just creepy Picture Quote #1

He had threatened my parents. I had to remember that. Still, it was really hard to stay mad at a wounded naked man Picture Quote #1

I’d never taken to four foot creatures who had the uncanny ability to point out all my flaws in thirty second flat. And just for the record, I can too read without moving my lips Picture Quote #1

Nobody wants to look like a fool. Nine times out of ten, that reason alone keeps people from allowing themselves to believe Picture Quote #1

Somebody has to be sane during regular business hours, and it’s not going to be me, missy Picture Quote #1

I’d have a longer attention span if there weren’t so many shiny things Picture Quote #1

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An integral part of any best friend’s job is to immediately clear your computer history if you die Picture Quote #1

I suck at all this supernatural stuff. But I fry a mean chicken. Oh, good. I hate it when the nice ones get fried Picture Quote #1

I sat with my two best friends, knowing beyond a shadow of a doubt that only two of us would make it out of there alive. Though I did tend to exaggerate Picture Quote #1

He had given me so much information, I wanted some time to absorb it all, but I didn’t want to leave him. Not like this. Not ever, as long as I lived. Or until I had to get back on the case. Whichever came first Picture Quote #1

They were back. The demons in all their glory. And they had a plan. I made plans sometimes, too, but they rarely involved world domination. Hot dogs on a grill, maybe. Tequila Picture Quote #1

He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered me incapable of coherent thought Picture Quote #1

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Try writing an entire story with only a thousand words at your disposal. It’s a terrific lesson in economy and precession. (Darynda Jones Quotes) It takes thirty-three days to write a book--only thirty-three days. remember, writers lie for a living. (Darynda Jones Quotes) Sorry. I just can’t seem to help myself. My brain is freaking out. Two predawn mornings in a row. It doesn’t know what to think, how to act. I’ll have a talk with it later. Perhaps get it some counseling. (Darynda Jones Quotes) A split second later, my life flashed before my eyes, and I came to one important conclusion about it.It was fun while it lasted. (Darynda Jones Quotes) .. an emergency stash of Thin Mints. Frickin’ Girl Scouts. Those things were way to addictive. They had to be laced with crack. Charlie Davidson Fourth Grave Beneath my Feet (Darynda Jones Quotes) But have you ever seen one?....They shook their heads. Not Physically, no. But if you look at this passage - Man, she liked that Bible. I’d read it and could definitely understand it’s appeal, but I didn’t have time for this. (Darynda Jones Quotes) I was white. Chalk had more color than I did. And quite possibly more personality (Darynda Jones Quotes) Don’t judge me because I’m quiet. No one plans a murder out loud (Darynda Jones Quotes) Oh, and she told me that men want only one thing. And on that note, I must give praise and thanks to the powers that be. I don’t want much else from them either (Darynda Jones Quotes) Maybe I needed sensitivity training. I once signed up for an anger management class, but the instructor pissed me off (Darynda Jones Quotes) If I couldn’t be a good example, I’d just have to be a horrible warning (Darynda Jones Quotes) Sorry. I just can’t seem to help myself. My brain is freaking out. Two predawn mornings in a row. It doesn’t know what to think, how to act. I’ll have a talk with it later. Perhaps get it some counseling (Darynda Jones Quotes) Still, this whole grim reaper thing should have come with a manual. Or a diagram of some kind. A flowchart would have been nice (Darynda Jones Quotes) I sort of got off on making bad guys sweat. Which was not unlike my love of making good guys sweat, just by very different means (Darynda Jones Quotes) She shook her head then took off again, and I found myself struggling to keep up with her in my bunny slippers. With a sigh, I realized I was getting way too much exercise. I’d just have to counteract it later with cake (Darynda Jones Quotes) I may not look like much, but I’m an expert at pretending to be a ninja (Darynda Jones Quotes) A split second later, my life flashed before my eyes, and I came to one important conclusion about it. It was fun while it lasted (Darynda Jones Quotes) You were the one who hit me on the roof? I hit you on the jaw. We just happened to be on a roof at the time (Darynda Jones Quotes) No, no, no, no, no. Anything but murder. Or rape. Or kidnapping. Or armed robbery. Or indecent exposure, ‘cause that’s just creepy (Darynda Jones Quotes) He had threatened my parents. I had to remember that. Still, it was really hard to stay mad at a wounded naked man (Darynda Jones Quotes) I’d never taken to four foot creatures who had the uncanny ability to point out all my flaws in thirty second flat. And just for the record, I can too read without moving my lips (Darynda Jones Quotes) Nobody wants to look like a fool. Nine times out of ten, that reason alone keeps people from allowing themselves to believe (Darynda Jones Quotes) Somebody has to be sane during regular business hours, and it’s not going to be me, missy (Darynda Jones Quotes) I’d have a longer attention span if there weren’t so many shiny things (Darynda Jones Quotes) An integral part of any best friend’s job is to immediately clear your computer history if you die (Darynda Jones Quotes) I suck at all this supernatural stuff. But I fry a mean chicken. Oh, good. I hate it when the nice ones get fried (Darynda Jones Quotes) I sat with my two best friends, knowing beyond a shadow of a doubt that only two of us would make it out of there alive. Though I did tend to exaggerate (Darynda Jones Quotes) He had given me so much information, I wanted some time to absorb it all, but I didn’t want to leave him. Not like this. Not ever, as long as I lived. Or until I had to get back on the case. Whichever came first (Darynda Jones Quotes) They were back. The demons in all their glory. And they had a plan. I made plans sometimes, too, but they rarely involved world domination. Hot dogs on a grill, maybe. Tequila (Darynda Jones Quotes) He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered me incapable of coherent thought (Darynda Jones Quotes)

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