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Darynda Jones Quotes

Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster and with more energy! Picture Quote #1

Don’t judge me because I’m quiet. No one plans a murder out loud Picture Quote #1

Yeah, but what happens if life hands me pickles? - Bumper sticker Picture Quote #1

I intend to live forever. So far, so good. - T-SHIRT Picture Quote #1

If you must eat a banana in public, never make eye contact Picture Quote #1

You know you have ADD when Look A chicken - T-shirt Picture Quote #1

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I know karate, and like two other Japanese words - T-SHIRT Picture Quote #1

Pretending to drink coffee was similar to faking an orgasm Picture Quote #1

She’s like a hurricane on crystal meth Picture Quote #1

I was just passing by. Saw the commotion. Figured you were involved Picture Quote #1

My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me Picture Quote #1

I often question my sanity. Occasionally, it replies Picture Quote #1

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I stop fighting my inner demons. We’re on the same side now. T-shirt Picture Quote #1

But give up my business? The same business I’d built from the ground up with my own two hands and designer Louis Vuittons? The same business for which I’d sacrificed blood, sweat, and tears? Well, maybe not sweat and tears, but there was blood. Lots of blood. Give it up? Not likely. Besides, what else would I do? I totally should’ve gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance Picture Quote #1

Cook, at that moment in time, I would have sold my body for a mocha latte Picture Quote #1

Life is not about finding yourself. It’s mostly about chocolate. T-Shirt Picture Quote #1

Reyes Farrow. Because perfection is a dirty job, but someone has to do it Picture Quote #1

Who is Dr. A. von Holstein? And is he related, by chance, to a race of cows? Picture Quote #1

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When life hands you lemons say, Lemons? What else have you got? - bumper sticker Picture Quote #1

There is a great need for a sarcasm font Picture Quote #1

I could be irksome when I put my left ventricle into it Picture Quote #1

It isn’t the fall that will kill you, but the sudden stop Picture Quote #1

When fighting clowns, always go for the juggler Picture Quote #1

Jesus may love you, but I’m his favourite Picture Quote #1

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This place is like crazy on crackers Picture Quote #1

Mistakes were made. Others were blamed Picture Quote #1

I chose the road less traveled. Now I’m lost Picture Quote #1

Your existence gives me a headache. Go stand over there Picture Quote #1

I like to see the glass as half full, hopefully of jack daniels Picture Quote #1

Do not disturb. Already there Picture Quote #1

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Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster and with more energy! (Darynda Jones Quotes) Don’t judge me because I’m quiet. No one plans a murder out loud. (Darynda Jones Quotes) Yeah, but what happens if life hands me pickles? - Bumper sticker (Darynda Jones Quotes) I intend to live forever. So far, so good. - T-SHIRT (Darynda Jones Quotes) If you must eat a banana in public, never make eye contact (Darynda Jones Quotes) You know you have ADD when Look A chicken - T-shirt (Darynda Jones Quotes) I know karate, and like two other Japanese words - T-SHIRT (Darynda Jones Quotes) Pretending to drink coffee was similar to faking an orgasm (Darynda Jones Quotes) She’s like a hurricane on crystal meth (Darynda Jones Quotes) I was just passing by. Saw the commotion. Figured you were involved (Darynda Jones Quotes) My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me (Darynda Jones Quotes) I often question my sanity. Occasionally, it replies (Darynda Jones Quotes) I stop fighting my inner demons. We’re on the same side now. T-shirt (Darynda Jones Quotes) But give up my business? The same business I’d built from the ground up with my own two hands and designer Louis Vuittons? The same business for which I’d sacrificed blood, sweat, and tears? Well, maybe not sweat and tears, but there was blood. Lots of blood. Give it up? Not likely. Besides, what else would I do? I totally should’ve gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance (Darynda Jones Quotes) Cook, at that moment in time, I would have sold my body for a mocha latte (Darynda Jones Quotes) Life is not about finding yourself. It’s mostly about chocolate. T-Shirt (Darynda Jones Quotes) Reyes Farrow. Because perfection is a dirty job, but someone has to do it (Darynda Jones Quotes) Who is Dr. A. von Holstein? And is he related, by chance, to a race of cows? (Darynda Jones Quotes) When life hands you lemons say, Lemons? What else have you got? - bumper sticker (Darynda Jones Quotes) There is a great need for a sarcasm font (Darynda Jones Quotes) I could be irksome when I put my left ventricle into it (Darynda Jones Quotes) It isn’t the fall that will kill you, but the sudden stop (Darynda Jones Quotes) When fighting clowns, always go for the juggler (Darynda Jones Quotes) Jesus may love you, but I’m his favourite (Darynda Jones Quotes) This place is like crazy on crackers (Darynda Jones Quotes) Mistakes were made. Others were blamed (Darynda Jones Quotes) I chose the road less traveled. Now I’m lost (Darynda Jones Quotes) Your existence gives me a headache. Go stand over there (Darynda Jones Quotes) I like to see the glass as half full, hopefully of jack daniels (Darynda Jones Quotes) Do not disturb. Already there (Darynda Jones Quotes)

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