Dad told me to stop running in circles, I couldn't, so he nailed down my other foot!

Dad told me to stop running in circles, I couldn't, so he nailed down my other foot!

Rodney Dangerfield was known for his quick wit and self-deprecating humor, often poking fun at himself and his own misfortunes. The phrase "Dad told me to stop running in circles, I couldn't, so he nailed down my other foot!" perfectly captures the type of humor that Dangerfield was famous for.