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Comedian Quotes

As a comedian you are making yourself vulnerable in order to make others happy Picture Quote #1

Every job from the heart is, ultimately, of equal value. The nurse injects the syringe; the writer slides the pen; the farmer plows the dirt; the comedian draws the laughter. Monetary income is the perfect deceiver of a man’s true worth Picture Quote #1

When another comedian has a lousy show, I’m the first one to admit it Picture Quote #1

I get very jealous of my friends who have traditional families and 9-to-5 jobs, because I feel like just by the nature of being a comedian Picture Quote #1

I’m not a comedian. I’m what you call a good, old-fashioned working actor who has had delusions of grandeur for my entire career and has known what I want to do Picture Quote #1

I believe that any type of education can be great, but an education about ourselves can create something wonderful. I am a comedian, but people have called me a motivational speaker. I don’t really consider myself that at all Picture Quote #1

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I really don’t know what makes a comedian. I think it’s a family background and environment. Yet if you put the same ingredients in another person, he may never utter a funny line Picture Quote #1

One of my first jobs was on a lesbian cruise. I was the ship comedian for the Lesbian Love Boat Picture Quote #1

Dick Van Dyke was my first idol. He’s an amazing physical comedian, like a classic clown, but also very smart and not afraid to show vulnerability Picture Quote #1

I never saw myself as a comedian. I saw myself as a guy who can act funny Picture Quote #1

I believe that any type of education can be great, but an education about ourselves can create something wonderful. I am a comedian, but people have called me a motivational speaker. I don’t really consider myself that at all Picture Quote #1

A comedian is someone who tells the truth. Truth is the set of all jokes told by all comedians in the world Picture Quote #1

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When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me Picture Quote #1

When I think of myself, I’m definitely... I’m not like a comedian Picture Quote #1

I’m an actor, I’m not a comedian, I never was a comedian Picture Quote #1

I am a comedian and you guys know whatever I say, I don’t mean any of it Picture Quote #1

Once or twice I’ve been described as a light comedian. I consider this the most accurate description of my abilities I’ve ever seen Picture Quote #1

I always say about my daughters, they save me from my miserable self. They take me out, you know, a comedian, you could live in your head a lot. And you’re writing and you’re doubting. But when I’m with my kids and my family, it’s all about them Picture Quote #1

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As a comedian you are making yourself vulnerable in order to make others happy (Comedian Quotes) Every job from the heart is, ultimately, of equal value. The nurse injects the syringe; the writer slides the pen; the farmer plows the dirt; the comedian draws the laughter. Monetary income is the perfect deceiver of a man’s true worth (Comedian Quotes) When another comedian has a lousy show, I’m the first one to admit it (Comedian Quotes) I get very jealous of my friends who have traditional families and 9-to-5 jobs, because I feel like just by the nature of being a comedian... (Comedian Quotes) I’m not a comedian. I’m what you call a good, old-fashioned working actor who has had delusions of grandeur for my entire career and has known what I want to do. (Comedian Quotes) I believe that any type of education can be great, but an education about ourselves can create something wonderful. I am a comedian, but people have called me a motivational speaker. I don’t really consider myself that at all. (Comedian Quotes) I really don’t know what makes a comedian. I think it’s a family background and environment. Yet if you put the same ingredients in another person, he may never utter a funny line. (Comedian Quotes) One of my first jobs was on a lesbian cruise. I was the ship comedian for the Lesbian Love Boat (Comedian Quotes) Dick Van Dyke was my first idol. He’s an amazing physical comedian, like a classic clown, but also very smart and not afraid to show vulnerability (Comedian Quotes) I never saw myself as a comedian. I saw myself as a guy who can act funny (Comedian Quotes) I believe that any type of education can be great, but an education about ourselves can create something wonderful. I am a comedian, but people have called me a motivational speaker. I don’t really consider myself that at all (Comedian Quotes) A comedian is someone who tells the truth. Truth is the set of all jokes told by all comedians in the world (Comedian Quotes) When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me (Comedian Quotes) When I think of myself, I’m definitely... I’m not like a comedian (Comedian Quotes) I’m an actor, I’m not a comedian, I never was a comedian (Comedian Quotes) I am a comedian and you guys know whatever I say, I don’t mean any of it (Comedian Quotes) Once or twice I’ve been described as a light comedian. I consider this the most accurate description of my abilities I’ve ever seen (Comedian Quotes) I always say about my daughters, they save me from my miserable self. They take me out, you know, a comedian, you could live in your head a lot. And you’re writing and you’re doubting. But when I’m with my kids and my family, it’s all about them (Comedian Quotes)

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