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Comedian Quotes

God is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh Picture Quote #1

Good taste is the enemy of comedy Picture Quote #1

All this world's noise appears to me a dull, ill acted comedy! Picture Quote #1

Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot Picture Quote #1

When no one gets your joke Picture Quote #1

There is no such thing as an inappropriate joke. That’s why it’s a joke Picture Quote #1

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Even the gods love jokes Picture Quote #1

The funniest thing a comedian can do is not do it Picture Quote #1

Remember, folks, I am a comedian, not a journalist Picture Quote #1

Creator: A comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh Picture Quote #1

I don’t think I was a good comedian Picture Quote #1

I’m trying to be a comedian, you know? Picture Quote #1

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I’m a comedian, not a politician Picture Quote #1

I don’t do drama. I’m a comedian Picture Quote #1

I just think of myself as a comedian, really Picture Quote #1

I’m a goofball and a comedian Picture Quote #1

It really helps a comedian to be an outsider Picture Quote #1

I was an actor before becoming a comedian Picture Quote #1

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I didn’t really want to be a comedian Picture Quote #1

It takes many years to be a great comedian Picture Quote #1

My goal is just to become a better comedian Picture Quote #1

Ask any comedian, tennis player, chef. Timing is everything Picture Quote #1

I didn’t become a comedian to work this hard Picture Quote #1

I’m not a comedian, I’m an actor Picture Quote #1

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I think anybody in front of a crowd is a comedian Picture Quote #1

Once or twice I’ve been described as a light comedian. I consider this the most accurate description of my abilities I’ve ever seen Picture Quote #1

A comedian is someone who tells the truth. Truth is the set of all jokes told by all comedians in the world Picture Quote #1

I believe that any type of education can be great, but an education about ourselves can create something wonderful. I am a comedian, but people have called me a motivational speaker. I don’t really consider myself that at all Picture Quote #1

I always say about my daughters, they save me from my miserable self. They take me out, you know, a comedian, you could live in your head a lot. And you’re writing and you’re doubting. But when I’m with my kids and my family, it’s all about them Picture Quote #1

Every job from the heart is, ultimately, of equal value. The nurse injects the syringe; the writer slides the pen; the farmer plows the dirt; the comedian draws the laughter. Monetary income is the perfect deceiver of a man’s true worth Picture Quote #1

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God is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh (Comedian Quotes) Good taste is the enemy of comedy (Comedian Quotes) All this world's noise appears to me a dull, ill acted comedy! (Comedian Quotes) Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot (Comedian Quotes) When no one gets your joke (Comedian Quotes) There is no such thing as an inappropriate joke. That’s why it’s a joke (Comedian Quotes) Even the gods love jokes (Comedian Quotes) The funniest thing a comedian can do is not do it (Comedian Quotes) Remember, folks, I am a comedian, not a journalist (Comedian Quotes) Creator: A comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh (Comedian Quotes) I don’t think I was a good comedian (Comedian Quotes) I’m trying to be a comedian, you know? (Comedian Quotes) I’m a comedian, not a politician (Comedian Quotes) I don’t do drama. I’m a comedian (Comedian Quotes) I just think of myself as a comedian, really (Comedian Quotes) I’m a goofball and a comedian (Comedian Quotes) It really helps a comedian to be an outsider (Comedian Quotes) I was an actor before becoming a comedian (Comedian Quotes) I didn’t really want to be a comedian (Comedian Quotes) It takes many years to be a great comedian (Comedian Quotes) My goal is just to become a better comedian (Comedian Quotes) Ask any comedian, tennis player, chef. Timing is everything (Comedian Quotes) I didn’t become a comedian to work this hard (Comedian Quotes) I’m not a comedian, I’m an actor (Comedian Quotes) I think anybody in front of a crowd is a comedian (Comedian Quotes) Once or twice I’ve been described as a light comedian. I consider this the most accurate description of my abilities I’ve ever seen (Comedian Quotes) A comedian is someone who tells the truth. Truth is the set of all jokes told by all comedians in the world (Comedian Quotes) I believe that any type of education can be great, but an education about ourselves can create something wonderful. I am a comedian, but people have called me a motivational speaker. I don’t really consider myself that at all (Comedian Quotes) I always say about my daughters, they save me from my miserable self. They take me out, you know, a comedian, you could live in your head a lot. And you’re writing and you’re doubting. But when I’m with my kids and my family, it’s all about them (Comedian Quotes) Every job from the heart is, ultimately, of equal value. The nurse injects the syringe; the writer slides the pen; the farmer plows the dirt; the comedian draws the laughter. Monetary income is the perfect deceiver of a man’s true worth (Comedian Quotes)

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