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Comedian Quotes

God is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh Picture Quote #1

Good taste is the enemy of comedy Picture Quote #1

All this world's noise appears to me a dull, ill acted comedy! Picture Quote #1

Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot Picture Quote #1

When no one gets your joke Picture Quote #1

There is no such thing as an inappropriate joke. That’s why it’s a joke Picture Quote #1

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Even the gods love jokes Picture Quote #1

I don’t do drama. I’m a comedian Picture Quote #1

I’m a comedian, not a politician Picture Quote #1

I’m not a politician, I’m a comedian. I know my limitations Picture Quote #1

Your average comedian doesn’t know the podcast universe, really Picture Quote #1

A comedian is not funny unless he is taking his demons out for a walk Picture Quote #1

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I don’t have credibility, I’m a comedian Picture Quote #1

I’m trying to be a comedian, you know? Picture Quote #1

I don’t think I was a good comedian Picture Quote #1

I was stuck in the benefits of being a known comedian Picture Quote #1

I’ve been doing comedies but I’m not a comedian Picture Quote #1

Creator: A comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh Picture Quote #1

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I’m not a political comedian. That’s just not what I do Picture Quote #1

Remember, folks, I am a comedian, not a journalist Picture Quote #1

The funniest thing a comedian can do is not do it Picture Quote #1

I think anybody in front of a crowd is a comedian Picture Quote #1

Although I’m a comedian, I’m also an amateur survivalist Picture Quote #1

I’m a goofball and a comedian Picture Quote #1

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I’m the only comedian qualified to navigate a supertanker Picture Quote #1

A comedian who starts talking to himself becomes his own audience. This is fatal Picture Quote #1

I’m funny. I’m a comedian. I’m not a clown Picture Quote #1

Using blasphemy as entertainment is as cheap as a comedian telling a fart joke Picture Quote #1

Being a comedian, people tell me stuff they shouldn’t tell their therapist Picture Quote #1

The comedian sticks as religiously to her theme as a dancer sticks to a diet Picture Quote #1

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God is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh (Comedian Quotes) Good taste is the enemy of comedy (Comedian Quotes) All this world's noise appears to me a dull, ill acted comedy! (Comedian Quotes) Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot (Comedian Quotes) When no one gets your joke (Comedian Quotes) There is no such thing as an inappropriate joke. That’s why it’s a joke (Comedian Quotes) Even the gods love jokes (Comedian Quotes) I don’t do drama. I’m a comedian (Comedian Quotes) I’m a comedian, not a politician (Comedian Quotes) I’m not a politician, I’m a comedian. I know my limitations (Comedian Quotes) Your average comedian doesn’t know the podcast universe, really (Comedian Quotes) A comedian is not funny unless he is taking his demons out for a walk (Comedian Quotes) I don’t have credibility, I’m a comedian (Comedian Quotes) I’m trying to be a comedian, you know? (Comedian Quotes) I don’t think I was a good comedian (Comedian Quotes) I was stuck in the benefits of being a known comedian (Comedian Quotes) I’ve been doing comedies but I’m not a comedian (Comedian Quotes) Creator: A comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh (Comedian Quotes) I’m not a political comedian. That’s just not what I do (Comedian Quotes) Remember, folks, I am a comedian, not a journalist (Comedian Quotes) The funniest thing a comedian can do is not do it (Comedian Quotes) I think anybody in front of a crowd is a comedian (Comedian Quotes) Although I’m a comedian, I’m also an amateur survivalist (Comedian Quotes) I’m a goofball and a comedian (Comedian Quotes) I’m the only comedian qualified to navigate a supertanker (Comedian Quotes) A comedian who starts talking to himself becomes his own audience. This is fatal (Comedian Quotes) I’m funny. I’m a comedian. I’m not a clown (Comedian Quotes) Using blasphemy as entertainment is as cheap as a comedian telling a fart joke (Comedian Quotes) Being a comedian, people tell me stuff they shouldn’t tell their therapist (Comedian Quotes) The comedian sticks as religiously to her theme as a dancer sticks to a diet (Comedian Quotes)

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