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Comedian Quotes

God is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh Picture Quote #1

Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot Picture Quote #1

When no one gets your joke Picture Quote #1

There is no such thing as an inappropriate joke. That’s why it’s a joke Picture Quote #1

Even the gods love jokes Picture Quote #1

All this world's noise appears to me a dull, ill acted comedy! Picture Quote #1

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Good taste is the enemy of comedy Picture Quote #1

The funniest thing a comedian can do is not do it Picture Quote #1

Remember, folks, I am a comedian, not a journalist Picture Quote #1

Creator: A comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh Picture Quote #1

I don’t think I was a good comedian Picture Quote #1

I’m trying to be a comedian, you know? Picture Quote #1

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I don’t do drama. I’m a comedian Picture Quote #1

I’m a comedian, not a politician Picture Quote #1

Ask any comedian, tennis player, chef. Timing is everything Picture Quote #1

I just think of myself as a comedian, really Picture Quote #1

It really helps a comedian to be an outsider Picture Quote #1

I was an actor before becoming a comedian Picture Quote #1

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I didn’t really want to be a comedian Picture Quote #1

I think anybody in front of a crowd is a comedian Picture Quote #1

I’m a goofball and a comedian Picture Quote #1

It takes many years to be a great comedian Picture Quote #1

I’m not a comedian, I’m an actor Picture Quote #1

I didn’t become a comedian to work this hard Picture Quote #1

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My goal is just to become a better comedian Picture Quote #1

I get very jealous of my friends who have traditional families and 9-to-5 jobs, because I feel like just by the nature of being a comedian Picture Quote #1

I’m not a comedian. I’m what you call a good, old-fashioned working actor who has had delusions of grandeur for my entire career and has known what I want to do Picture Quote #1

I believe that any type of education can be great, but an education about ourselves can create something wonderful. I am a comedian, but people have called me a motivational speaker. I don’t really consider myself that at all Picture Quote #1

I really don’t know what makes a comedian. I think it’s a family background and environment. Yet if you put the same ingredients in another person, he may never utter a funny line Picture Quote #1

I always say about my daughters, they save me from my miserable self. They take me out, you know, a comedian, you could live in your head a lot. And you’re writing and you’re doubting. But when I’m with my kids and my family, it’s all about them Picture Quote #1

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God is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh (Comedian Quotes) Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot (Comedian Quotes) When no one gets your joke (Comedian Quotes) There is no such thing as an inappropriate joke. That’s why it’s a joke (Comedian Quotes) Even the gods love jokes (Comedian Quotes) All this world's noise appears to me a dull, ill acted comedy! (Comedian Quotes) Good taste is the enemy of comedy (Comedian Quotes) The funniest thing a comedian can do is not do it (Comedian Quotes) Remember, folks, I am a comedian, not a journalist (Comedian Quotes) Creator: A comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh (Comedian Quotes) I don’t think I was a good comedian (Comedian Quotes) I’m trying to be a comedian, you know? (Comedian Quotes) I don’t do drama. I’m a comedian (Comedian Quotes) I’m a comedian, not a politician (Comedian Quotes) Ask any comedian, tennis player, chef. Timing is everything (Comedian Quotes) I just think of myself as a comedian, really (Comedian Quotes) It really helps a comedian to be an outsider (Comedian Quotes) I was an actor before becoming a comedian (Comedian Quotes) I didn’t really want to be a comedian (Comedian Quotes) I think anybody in front of a crowd is a comedian (Comedian Quotes) I’m a goofball and a comedian (Comedian Quotes) It takes many years to be a great comedian (Comedian Quotes) I’m not a comedian, I’m an actor (Comedian Quotes) I didn’t become a comedian to work this hard (Comedian Quotes) My goal is just to become a better comedian (Comedian Quotes) I get very jealous of my friends who have traditional families and 9-to-5 jobs, because I feel like just by the nature of being a comedian... (Comedian Quotes) I’m not a comedian. I’m what you call a good, old-fashioned working actor who has had delusions of grandeur for my entire career and has known what I want to do. (Comedian Quotes) I believe that any type of education can be great, but an education about ourselves can create something wonderful. I am a comedian, but people have called me a motivational speaker. I don’t really consider myself that at all. (Comedian Quotes) I really don’t know what makes a comedian. I think it’s a family background and environment. Yet if you put the same ingredients in another person, he may never utter a funny line. (Comedian Quotes) I always say about my daughters, they save me from my miserable self. They take me out, you know, a comedian, you could live in your head a lot. And you’re writing and you’re doubting. But when I’m with my kids and my family, it’s all about them (Comedian Quotes)

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