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Chris Rock Quotes

Being wealthy is not about having money, it's about having options Picture Quote #1

If I find a comedy club where no one’s camera works, I’ll go Picture Quote #1

Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do Picture Quote #1

I don’t need a president with a bucket list! Picture Quote #1

Chris Rock is a very funny man Picture Quote #1

I like Chris Rock. He’s dangerous Picture Quote #1

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I actually opened for Chris Rock at the Funny Bone one time Picture Quote #1

Pretty girls have problems too Picture Quote #1

Eddie Murphy is to comedians what Nicki Minaj is to Spanx Picture Quote #1

You don’t pay taxes - they take taxes Picture Quote #1

For the most part, comedy is the only fair part of show business Picture Quote #1

I see as white people finding loopholes in the slavery laws Picture Quote #1

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I have my own demons and dark moods. It’s weird Picture Quote #1

America is the only place where people go hunting on a full stomach Picture Quote #1

Being with my kids is the best, most fun thing; it’s a privilege Picture Quote #1

A sense of humor is great - it goes a long, long way in a marriage Picture Quote #1

Movies have takes. But plays are like life - you don’t really get takes Picture Quote #1

Only a woman can make you feel wrong for doing something right Picture Quote #1

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You got a gun, you don’t have to work out Picture Quote #1

Men lie the most, women tell the biggest lies Picture Quote #1

Kids always act up the most before they go to sleep Picture Quote #1

Gas is getting so expensive I’m gonna ride a mexican to work Picture Quote #1

I believe you have my property! Picture Quote #1

I can’t even put gas in my plane! Picture Quote #1

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I love seeing black people do normal things, being judged as normal people Picture Quote #1

I’m severely overrated. I’m just above a hack Picture Quote #1

We were so poor my daddy unplugged the clocks when we went to bed Picture Quote #1

There’s math, and everything else is debatable! Picture Quote #1

Women can have all the evidence but they still want the confession Picture Quote #1

Men do not settle down. Men surrender Picture Quote #1

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Being wealthy is not about having money, it's about having options (Chris Rock Quotes) If I find a comedy club where no one’s camera works, I’ll go (Chris Rock Quotes) Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do (Chris Rock Quotes) I don’t need a president with a bucket list! (Chris Rock Quotes) Chris Rock is a very funny man (Chris Rock Quotes) I like Chris Rock. He’s dangerous (Chris Rock Quotes) I actually opened for Chris Rock at the Funny Bone one time (Chris Rock Quotes) Pretty girls have problems too (Chris Rock Quotes) Eddie Murphy is to comedians what Nicki Minaj is to Spanx (Chris Rock Quotes) You don’t pay taxes - they take taxes (Chris Rock Quotes) For the most part, comedy is the only fair part of show business (Chris Rock Quotes) I see as white people finding loopholes in the slavery laws (Chris Rock Quotes) I have my own demons and dark moods. It’s weird. (Chris Rock Quotes) America is the only place where people go hunting on a full stomach (Chris Rock Quotes) Being with my kids is the best, most fun thing; it’s a privilege (Chris Rock Quotes) A sense of humor is great - it goes a long, long way in a marriage (Chris Rock Quotes) Movies have takes. But plays are like life - you don’t really get takes (Chris Rock Quotes) Only a woman can make you feel wrong for doing something right (Chris Rock Quotes) You got a gun, you don’t have to work out (Chris Rock Quotes) Men lie the most, women tell the biggest lies (Chris Rock Quotes) Kids always act up the most before they go to sleep (Chris Rock Quotes) Gas is getting so expensive I’m gonna ride a mexican to work (Chris Rock Quotes) I believe you have my property! (Chris Rock Quotes) I can’t even put gas in my plane! (Chris Rock Quotes) I love seeing black people do normal things, being judged as normal people (Chris Rock Quotes) I’m severely overrated. I’m just above a hack (Chris Rock Quotes) We were so poor my daddy unplugged the clocks when we went to bed (Chris Rock Quotes) There’s math, and everything else is debatable! (Chris Rock Quotes) Women can have all the evidence but they still want the confession (Chris Rock Quotes) Men do not settle down. Men surrender (Chris Rock Quotes)

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