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Chris Rock Quotes

Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time Picture Quote #1
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments Picture Quote #1
Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the one white people used to go to Picture Quote #1
Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C. B. Is such a loser. He wasn’t even the star of his own Halloween special Picture Quote #1
It used to take years to become a junkie. But crack cut that down to 37 minutes Picture Quote #1
It’s easier to get on show business, the hard part is to maintain. Nobody stays famous forever Picture Quote #1
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I don’t get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there’s no rehab for stupidity Picture Quote #1
If poor people knew how rich rich people are, there would be riots in the streets Picture Quote #1
Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing Picture Quote #1
Now that I have children, I realize taking care of my children is more fun than anything in the whole world Picture Quote #1
You cannot win in a fight against women, cause men have a need to make sense Picture Quote #1
I always say about my daughters, they save me from my miserable self. They take me out, you know, a comedian, you could live in your head a lot. And you’re writing and you’re doubting. But when I’m with my kids and my family, it’s all about them Picture Quote #1
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Why do people do yoga? To clear their minds? I embrace the clutter in my head Picture Quote #1
I say everything’s about company. A gourmet meal with an asshole is a horrible meal. A hot dog with an interesting person is an amazing meal Picture Quote #1
Whenever I go out with other married couples, I like to bring along a single crackhead. Just to spice things up Picture Quote #1
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Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time  (Chris Rock Quotes) There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments  (Chris Rock Quotes) Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the one white people used to go to  (Chris Rock Quotes) Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C. B. Is such a loser. He wasn’t even the star of his own Halloween special  (Chris Rock Quotes) It used to take years to become a junkie. But crack cut that down to 37 minutes  (Chris Rock Quotes) It’s easier to get on show business, the hard part is to maintain. Nobody stays famous forever  (Chris Rock Quotes) I don’t get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there’s no rehab for stupidity  (Chris Rock Quotes) If poor people knew how rich rich people are, there would be riots in the streets  (Chris Rock Quotes) Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing  (Chris Rock Quotes) Now that I have children, I realize taking care of my children is more fun than anything in the whole world  (Chris Rock Quotes) You cannot win in a fight against women, cause men have a need to make sense  (Chris Rock Quotes) I always say about my daughters, they save me from my miserable self. They take me out, you know, a comedian, you could live in your head a lot. And you’re writing and you’re doubting. But when I’m with my kids and my family, it’s all about them  (Chris Rock Quotes) Why do people do yoga? To clear their minds? I embrace the clutter in my head  (Chris Rock Quotes) I say everything’s about company. A gourmet meal with an asshole is a horrible meal. A hot dog with an interesting person is an amazing meal  (Chris Rock Quotes) Whenever I go out with other married couples, I like to bring along a single crackhead. Just to spice things up  (Chris Rock Quotes)
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