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Chris Rock Quotes

Being wealthy is not about having money, it's about having options Picture Quote #1

Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do Picture Quote #1

You don’t pay taxes - they take taxes Picture Quote #1

Pretty girls have problems too Picture Quote #1

I like Chris Rock. He’s dangerous Picture Quote #1

I don’t need a president with a bucket list! Picture Quote #1

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If I find a comedy club where no one’s camera works, I’ll go Picture Quote #1

Chris Rock is a very funny man Picture Quote #1

I actually opened for Chris Rock at the Funny Bone one time Picture Quote #1

Eddie Murphy is to comedians what Nicki Minaj is to Spanx Picture Quote #1

For the most part, comedy is the only fair part of show business Picture Quote #1

I see as white people finding loopholes in the slavery laws Picture Quote #1

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America is the only place where people go hunting on a full stomach Picture Quote #1

Being with my kids is the best, most fun thing; it’s a privilege Picture Quote #1

A sense of humor is great - it goes a long, long way in a marriage Picture Quote #1

I have my own demons and dark moods. It’s weird Picture Quote #1

If you’re the president you only have two jobs: peace and money Picture Quote #1

Men are only as unfaithful as their options Picture Quote #1

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My movies are okay, but they’re not my specials Picture Quote #1

Yeah, I love being famous. It’s almost like being white, y’know? Picture Quote #1

A man is only as faithful as his options Picture Quote #1

Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everybody else Picture Quote #1

You can only offend me if you mean something to me Picture Quote #1

Anything you can suck at should make you nervous Picture Quote #1

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You don’t need a critic to tell you people aren’t laughing Picture Quote #1

If you properly clean a room, it gets dirtier before it gets cleaner Picture Quote #1

I think my best work is when I’m kind of in charge Picture Quote #1

By the time I was 7 or 8, I wanted to be a comedy writer Picture Quote #1

Comedy is a group activity, a verbal orgy Picture Quote #1

I live way below my means Picture Quote #1

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Being wealthy is not about having money, it's about having options (Chris Rock Quotes) Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do (Chris Rock Quotes) You don’t pay taxes - they take taxes (Chris Rock Quotes) Pretty girls have problems too (Chris Rock Quotes) I like Chris Rock. He’s dangerous (Chris Rock Quotes) I don’t need a president with a bucket list! (Chris Rock Quotes) If I find a comedy club where no one’s camera works, I’ll go (Chris Rock Quotes) Chris Rock is a very funny man (Chris Rock Quotes) I actually opened for Chris Rock at the Funny Bone one time (Chris Rock Quotes) Eddie Murphy is to comedians what Nicki Minaj is to Spanx (Chris Rock Quotes) For the most part, comedy is the only fair part of show business (Chris Rock Quotes) I see as white people finding loopholes in the slavery laws (Chris Rock Quotes) America is the only place where people go hunting on a full stomach (Chris Rock Quotes) Being with my kids is the best, most fun thing; it’s a privilege (Chris Rock Quotes) A sense of humor is great - it goes a long, long way in a marriage (Chris Rock Quotes) I have my own demons and dark moods. It’s weird. (Chris Rock Quotes) If you’re the president you only have two jobs: peace and money (Chris Rock Quotes) Men are only as unfaithful as their options (Chris Rock Quotes) My movies are okay, but they’re not my specials (Chris Rock Quotes) Yeah, I love being famous. It’s almost like being white, y’know? (Chris Rock Quotes) A man is only as faithful as his options (Chris Rock Quotes) Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everybody else (Chris Rock Quotes) You can only offend me if you mean something to me (Chris Rock Quotes) Anything you can suck at should make you nervous (Chris Rock Quotes) You don’t need a critic to tell you people aren’t laughing (Chris Rock Quotes) If you properly clean a room, it gets dirtier before it gets cleaner (Chris Rock Quotes) I think my best work is when I’m kind of in charge (Chris Rock Quotes) By the time I was 7 or 8, I wanted to be a comedy writer (Chris Rock Quotes) Comedy is a group activity, a verbal orgy (Chris Rock Quotes) I live way below my means (Chris Rock Quotes)

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