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Chris Rock Quotes

Being wealthy is not about having money, it's about having options Picture Quote #1

Chris Rock is a very funny man Picture Quote #1

I don’t need a president with a bucket list! Picture Quote #1

I like Chris Rock. He’s dangerous Picture Quote #1

Pretty girls have problems too Picture Quote #1

You don’t pay taxes - they take taxes Picture Quote #1

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Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do Picture Quote #1

Men lie the most, women tell the biggest lies Picture Quote #1

That’s a sure sign someone is going crazy - when he refers to himself in the third person, talks in low tones, and walks around wearing shades all day! Picture Quote #1

America is the greatest country in the whole world Picture Quote #1

Men lie the most. Men lie all the time Picture Quote #1

Money is the best lotion in the world Picture Quote #1

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Men do not settle down. Men surrender Picture Quote #1

I can’t even put gas in my plane! Picture Quote #1

I believe you have my property! Picture Quote #1

I do what I can do when I can do it Picture Quote #1

You got a gun, you don’t have to work out Picture Quote #1

I live way below my means Picture Quote #1

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Comedy is a group activity, a verbal orgy Picture Quote #1

Men are only as unfaithful as their options Picture Quote #1

A man is only as faithful as his options Picture Quote #1

You can only offend me if you mean something to me Picture Quote #1

I love being famous. It's almost like being white Picture Quote #1

I think anybody in front of a crowd is a comedian Picture Quote #1

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If poor people knew how rich rich people are, there would be riots in the streets Picture Quote #1

Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the one white people used to go to Picture Quote #1

Whenever I go out with other married couples, I like to bring along a single crackhead. Just to spice things up Picture Quote #1

I don’t get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there’s no rehab for stupidity Picture Quote #1

Now that I have children, I realize taking care of my children is more fun than anything in the whole world Picture Quote #1

It’s easier to get on show business, the hard part is to maintain. Nobody stays famous forever Picture Quote #1

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Being wealthy is not about having money, it's about having options (Chris Rock Quotes) Chris Rock is a very funny man (Chris Rock Quotes) I don’t need a president with a bucket list! (Chris Rock Quotes) I like Chris Rock. He’s dangerous (Chris Rock Quotes) Pretty girls have problems too (Chris Rock Quotes) You don’t pay taxes - they take taxes (Chris Rock Quotes) Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do (Chris Rock Quotes) Men lie the most, women tell the biggest lies (Chris Rock Quotes) That’s a sure sign someone is going crazy - when he refers to himself in the third person, talks in low tones, and walks around wearing shades all day! (Chris Rock Quotes) America is the greatest country in the whole world (Chris Rock Quotes) Men lie the most. Men lie all the time (Chris Rock Quotes) Money is the best lotion in the world (Chris Rock Quotes) Men do not settle down. Men surrender (Chris Rock Quotes) I can’t even put gas in my plane! (Chris Rock Quotes) I believe you have my property! (Chris Rock Quotes) I do what I can do when I can do it (Chris Rock Quotes) You got a gun, you don’t have to work out (Chris Rock Quotes) I live way below my means (Chris Rock Quotes) Comedy is a group activity, a verbal orgy (Chris Rock Quotes) Men are only as unfaithful as their options (Chris Rock Quotes) A man is only as faithful as his options (Chris Rock Quotes) You can only offend me if you mean something to me (Chris Rock Quotes) I love being famous. It's almost like being white (Chris Rock Quotes) I think anybody in front of a crowd is a comedian (Chris Rock Quotes) If poor people knew how rich rich people are, there would be riots in the streets (Chris Rock Quotes) Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the one white people used to go to (Chris Rock Quotes) Whenever I go out with other married couples, I like to bring along a single crackhead. Just to spice things up (Chris Rock Quotes) I don’t get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there’s no rehab for stupidity (Chris Rock Quotes) Now that I have children, I realize taking care of my children is more fun than anything in the whole world (Chris Rock Quotes) It’s easier to get on show business, the hard part is to maintain. Nobody stays famous forever (Chris Rock Quotes)

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