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Chocolate Quotes
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results
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If cats could talk, they wouldn't
Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want
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And then you meet one person and your life changes forever
I told you I'll be ready in FIVE minutes, stop calling me every half hour
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The darkest nights produce the brightest stars
The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary
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When I first saw you I fell in love, and you smiled because you knew






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Text Quotes
A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands (Chocolate Quotes)
Chocolate comes from cocoa, which comes out of a tree. That makes it a Plant. Therefore, chocolate counts as a salad. The End (Chocolate Quotes)
Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions, chocolate understands (Chocolate Quotes)
Happiness is an unexpected piece of chocolate (Chocolate Quotes)
Chocolate is always a good idea (Chocolate Quotes)
Save the Earth, it's the only planet with chocolate (Chocolate Quotes)
When no one understands you there's chocolate (Chocolate Quotes)
Don't bite off more than you can chew, unless it's chocolate (Chocolate Quotes)
Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get (Chocolate Quotes)
There's nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with CHOCOLATE (Chocolate Quotes)
For some, there's therapy. For the rest of us there's chocolate (Chocolate Quotes)
I would give up chocolate but i'm not a quitter (Chocolate Quotes)
Chocolate! (Chocolate Quotes)
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is (Chocolate Quotes)
All you need is love. Or more chocolate (Chocolate Quotes)
My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say for the love of God woman eat a salad (Chocolate Quotes)
Forget love. I'd rather fall in chocolate (Chocolate Quotes)
Anything is good if it's made of chocolate (Chocolate Quotes)
Coffee makes it possible to get out of bed. Chocolate makes it worthwhile (Chocolate Quotes)
Can only be pierced with a diamond drill. Gets destroyed by chocolate (Chocolate Quotes)