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Bob Hope Quotes

You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it Picture Quote #1

You’ve got to be rich to have a swing like that Picture Quote #1

Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong Picture Quote #1

That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score Picture Quote #1

You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake Picture Quote #1

For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green Picture Quote #1

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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy Picture Quote #1

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live Picture Quote #1

If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right Picture Quote #1

I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type Picture Quote #1

He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150 Picture Quote #1

I tell jokes to pay my green fees Picture Quote #1

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The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time Picture Quote #1

They have a kind of Bob Hope and Bing Crosby thing going on Picture Quote #1

If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it Picture Quote #1

If they liked you, they didn't applaud - they let you live Picture Quote #1

Thanks to our brave allies: you gallant Russian bear, you British everywhere Picture Quote #1

People who throw kisses are mighty hopelessly lazy Picture Quote #1

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I'll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105 Picture Quote #1

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle Picture Quote #1

Isn’t it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun? Picture Quote #1

Bob Hope, Red Skelton, and Eddie Cantor... help us keep our balance Picture Quote #1

Middle age is when you still believe you’ll feel better in the morning Picture Quote #1

On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag Picture Quote #1

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A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal Picture Quote #1

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it Picture Quote #1

I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it Picture Quote #1

I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead Picture Quote #1

The only time to believe any kind of rating is when it shows you at the top Picture Quote #1

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You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it (Bob Hope Quotes) You’ve got to be rich to have a swing like that (Bob Hope Quotes) Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong (Bob Hope Quotes) That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score (Bob Hope Quotes) You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake (Bob Hope Quotes) For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green (Bob Hope Quotes) People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy (Bob Hope Quotes) A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live (Bob Hope Quotes) If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right (Bob Hope Quotes) I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type (Bob Hope Quotes) He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150 (Bob Hope Quotes) I tell jokes to pay my green fees (Bob Hope Quotes) The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time (Bob Hope Quotes) They have a kind of Bob Hope and Bing Crosby thing going on (Bob Hope Quotes) If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it (Bob Hope Quotes) If they liked you, they didn't applaud - they let you live (Bob Hope Quotes) Thanks to our brave allies: you gallant Russian bear, you British everywhere (Bob Hope Quotes) People who throw kisses are mighty hopelessly lazy (Bob Hope Quotes) I'll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105 (Bob Hope Quotes) Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle (Bob Hope Quotes) Isn’t it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun? (Bob Hope Quotes) Bob Hope, Red Skelton, and Eddie Cantor... help us keep our balance (Bob Hope Quotes) Middle age is when you still believe you’ll feel better in the morning (Bob Hope Quotes) On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag (Bob Hope Quotes) A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal (Bob Hope Quotes) A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it (Bob Hope Quotes) I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it (Bob Hope Quotes) I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead (Bob Hope Quotes) The only time to believe any kind of rating is when it shows you at the top (Bob Hope Quotes)

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