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Bob Hope Quotes

When you get over 95, every day is your day Picture Quote #1
Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one Picture Quote #1
Your ignorance cramps my conversation Picture Quote #1
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued Picture Quote #1
I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage Picture Quote #1
The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake Picture Quote #1
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I can still chase women, only downhill Picture Quote #1
Lots of travel, away from home Picture Quote #1
Please don’t stand up on my account Picture Quote #1
It gave dirty politics a bad name Picture Quote #1
I tell jokes to pay my green fees Picture Quote #1
I have too much money invested in sweaters Picture Quote #1
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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy Picture Quote #1
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it Picture Quote #1
If they liked you, they didn't applaud - they let you live Picture Quote #1
Thanks to our brave allies: you gallant Russian bear, you British everywhere Picture Quote #1
People who throw kisses are mighty hopelessly lazy Picture Quote #1
I'll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105 Picture Quote #1
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Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle Picture Quote #1
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When you get over 95, every day is your day  (Bob Hope Quotes) Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one  (Bob Hope Quotes) Your ignorance cramps my conversation  (Bob Hope Quotes) Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued  (Bob Hope Quotes) I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage  (Bob Hope Quotes) The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.  (Bob Hope Quotes) I can still chase women, only downhill  (Bob Hope Quotes) Lots of travel, away from home  (Bob Hope Quotes) Please don’t stand up on my account  (Bob Hope Quotes) It gave dirty politics a bad name  (Bob Hope Quotes) I tell jokes to pay my green fees  (Bob Hope Quotes) I have too much money invested in sweaters  (Bob Hope Quotes) People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy  (Bob Hope Quotes) A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it  (Bob Hope Quotes) If they liked you, they didn't applaud - they let you live  (Bob Hope Quotes) Thanks to our brave allies: you gallant Russian bear, you British everywhere  (Bob Hope Quotes) People who throw kisses are mighty hopelessly lazy  (Bob Hope Quotes) I'll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105  (Bob Hope Quotes) Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle  (Bob Hope Quotes)