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Bill Murray Quotes

You're awesome Picture Quote #1

Unless you are a pizza, the answer is yes, I can live without you Picture Quote #1

The more relaxed you are, the better you are at everything Picture Quote #1

Sometimes I snore, like when I get really tired Picture Quote #1

When I work, my first relationship with people is professional Picture Quote #1

Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood Picture Quote #1

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Eh, it’s not that attractive to have a plan Picture Quote #1

1st April. April Fool's Day Picture Quote #1

People are like music, some speak the truth and others are just noise Picture Quote #1

Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria! Picture Quote #1

I feel that if you really want an Oscar, you’re in trouble. It’s like wanting to be married - you’ll take anybody. If you want the Oscar really badly, it becomes a naked desire and ambition. It becomes very unattractive Picture Quote #1

This is not a dress rehearsal; this is your life Picture Quote #1

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All parties are good Picture Quote #1

You work, you get paid, you drink Picture Quote #1

You cannot pray them out of hell Picture Quote #1

Most people, when they talk fast, they get flat Picture Quote #1

My favorite thing about New York is the people, because I think they’re misunderstood. I don’t think people realize how kind New York people are Picture Quote #1

My back hurts. My legs ache. I’m only four! Picture Quote #1

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It’s a lot of work to read a crummy script Picture Quote #1

Be available for life to happen Picture Quote #1

Grab this day by the neck and kiss it Picture Quote #1

Zombies don’t mess with other zombies Picture Quote #1

I’m a nut, but not just a nut Picture Quote #1

I know how to be sour. I know that taste Picture Quote #1

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Friendship is so weird. You just pick a human you’ve met and you’re like, ‘Yep, I like this one,’ and you just do stuff with them Picture Quote #1

Religion is the worst enemy of mankind. No single war in the history of humanity has killed as many people as religion has Picture Quote #1

You know... they say an elephant never forgets. What they don’t tell you is, you never forget an elephant Picture Quote #1

If I run into someone on the street, that’s one thing. But answering mail for a living? I like a job where you can play and act kind of goofy and have some fun Picture Quote #1

Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do, it’s usually something unusual Picture Quote #1

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You're awesome (Bill Murray Quotes) Unless you are a pizza, the answer is yes, I can live without you (Bill Murray Quotes) The more relaxed you are, the better you are at everything (Bill Murray Quotes) Sometimes I snore, like when I get really tired (Bill Murray Quotes) When I work, my first relationship with people is professional (Bill Murray Quotes) Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood. (Bill Murray Quotes) Eh, it’s not that attractive to have a plan (Bill Murray Quotes) 1st April. April Fool's Day (Bill Murray Quotes) People are like music, some speak the truth and others are just noise (Bill Murray Quotes) Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria! (Bill Murray Quotes) I feel that if you really want an Oscar, you’re in trouble. It’s like wanting to be married - you’ll take anybody. If you want the Oscar really badly, it becomes a naked desire and ambition. It becomes very unattractive. (Bill Murray Quotes) This is not a dress rehearsal; this is your life (Bill Murray Quotes) All parties are good (Bill Murray Quotes) You work, you get paid, you drink (Bill Murray Quotes) You cannot pray them out of hell (Bill Murray Quotes) Most people, when they talk fast, they get flat (Bill Murray Quotes) My favorite thing about New York is the people, because I think they’re misunderstood. I don’t think people realize how kind New York people are (Bill Murray Quotes) My back hurts. My legs ache. I’m only four! (Bill Murray Quotes) It’s a lot of work to read a crummy script (Bill Murray Quotes) Be available for life to happen (Bill Murray Quotes) Grab this day by the neck and kiss it (Bill Murray Quotes) Zombies don’t mess with other zombies (Bill Murray Quotes) I’m a nut, but not just a nut (Bill Murray Quotes) I know how to be sour. I know that taste (Bill Murray Quotes) Friendship is so weird. You just pick a human you’ve met and you’re like, ‘Yep, I like this one,’ and you just do stuff with them (Bill Murray Quotes) Religion is the worst enemy of mankind. No single war in the history of humanity has killed as many people as religion has (Bill Murray Quotes) You know... they say an elephant never forgets. What they don’t tell you is, you never forget an elephant (Bill Murray Quotes) If I run into someone on the street, that’s one thing. But answering mail for a living? I like a job where you can play and act kind of goofy and have some fun (Bill Murray Quotes) Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do, it’s usually something unusual (Bill Murray Quotes)