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I’ve had good times on drugs...bad times on drugs...But I’ve had good and bad relationships...and I’m not giving up pussy. (Bill Hicks Quotes)
What kind of people are these with such low self-esteem that they need a war to feel better about themselves? (Bill Hicks Quotes)
It’s hard to have a relationship in this business...it’s gonna take a very special woman...or a bunch of average ones. (Bill Hicks Quotes)
Surgeon General’s warning ought to read: Smoking has been determined t0 cause cancer, heart disease and rednecks with seniority. (Bill Hicks Quotes)
They believe the bible is the exact word of God - Then they change the bible! Pretty presumptuous, hu huh? I think what God meant to say... (Bill Hicks Quotes)
A Christian will say... I believe God created me in one day Yeah, looks liked He rushed it. (Bill Hicks Quotes)
I don’t do drugs anymore... than, say, the average touring funk band. (Bill Hicks Quotes)
It’s you people dying from nothing that are screwed. I got all sorts of neat gadgets waiting for me...oxygen tent, iron lung. (Bill Hicks Quotes)
Childbirth is no more a miracle then eating food and a turd coming out of your ass (Bill Hicks Quotes)
I’m very tired of staring out into your vacant faces looking back at me. Wanting to fill your empty lives with humor you couldn’t possibly think of yourself... Good evening! (Bill Hicks Quotes)
The whole image is that eternal suffering awaits anyone who questions God’s infinite love. That’s the message we’re brought up with, isn’t it? Believe or die! Thank you, forgiving Lord, for all those options. (Bill Hicks Quotes)
Rock stars hawking Diet Cokes--are demons set loose on the Earth to lower the standards for the perfect and holy children of God! (Bill Hicks Quotes)
Good comedy helps people know they’re not alone. Great comedy provides an answer. (Bill Hicks Quotes)
Women priests. Great, great. Now there’s priests of both sexes I don’t listen to. (Bill Hicks Quotes)
Let me tell you about gays in the military. I don’t want any gay people hanging around me while I’m killing kids. I just don’t want to see it. (Bill Hicks Quotes)
I hate patriotism... I can’t stand it. It’s a round world last time I checked. (Bill Hicks Quotes)
If you don't think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD's and burn them (Bill Hicks Quotes)
We have a choice every day between fear and love (Bill Hicks Quotes)
I’ve said all that I’ve had to say (Bill Hicks Quotes)
If you are living for tomorrow, you will always be one day behind (Bill Hicks Quotes)
I don’t do drugs anymore... than, say, the average touring funk band (Bill Hicks Quotes)
I don’t like anything in the mainstream and they don’t like me (Bill Hicks Quotes)
It’s not a war on drugs, it’s a war on personal freedom (Bill Hicks Quotes)
Don’t worry, don’t be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride (Bill Hicks Quotes)
Good comedy helps people know they’re not alone. Great comedy provides an answer (Bill Hicks Quotes)
Laughter makes the bitter swallowing of truth, for some, a little easier (Bill Hicks Quotes)
Mushrooms grow on cow turds. I love that. I think that’s why you giggle the first hour (Bill Hicks Quotes)
That’s what I’m gonna do: quit gradually... I’m gonna lose one lung; little while later I’m gonna lose the other one (Bill Hicks Quotes)
You’re not a human till you’re in my phone book. There. My hat is now in the political ring (Bill Hicks Quotes)
It’s you people dying from nothing that are screwed. I got all sorts of neat gadgets waiting for me... oxygen tent, iron lung (Bill Hicks Quotes)