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Bill Hicks Quotes

Truly, the only stupid people I’ve ever met, the most absolutely clueless, are the very people that produce television Picture Quote #1

I was in a cab in New York. The cab had a sign, please do not smoke, christ is our unseen guest. This guy was reaching. I figure, if he could overcome being nailed to a cross, I don’t think a Marlboro Light’s gonna faze him that much Picture Quote #1

I wish I could meet a Christian who would proselytize to me, but they keep running away from me. I wanna talk to you all Picture Quote #1

The whole image is that eternal suffering awaits anyone who questions God’s infinite love. That’s the message we’re brought up with, isn’t it? Beleive or die! Thank you, forgiving Lord, for all those options Picture Quote #1

The American dream is a crock. Stop wanting everything. Everyone should wear jeans and have three T-shirts, eat rice and beans Picture Quote #1

I’m sorry if any of you are Catholic. I’m not sorry if you’re offended, I’m actually just sorry by the fact that you’re Catholic Picture Quote #1

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Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. Heres Tom with the Weather Picture Quote #1

I ascribe to Mark Twain’s theory that the last person who should be President is the one who wants it the most. The one who should be picked is the one who should be dragged kicking and screaming into the White House Picture Quote #1

This is where we are at right now, as a whole. No one is left out of the loop. We are experiencing a reality based on a thin veneer of lies and illusions. A world where greed is our God and wisdom is sin, where division is key and unity is fantasy, where the ego-driven cleverness of the mind is praised, rather than the intelligence of the heart Picture Quote #1

You think when Jesus comes back, he really wants to see a cross? That’s like going up to Jackie Onassis with a rifle pendant on Picture Quote #1

BTW A 24 week old embryo is not a human being. You’re not a human being until you’re in my phone book Picture Quote #1

All your beliefs, they’re just that. They’re nothing. They’re how you were taught and raised. That doesn’t make ‘em real Picture Quote #1

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I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift Picture Quote #1

I’m just trying to rid the world of all these fevered egos that are tainting our collective unconscious Picture Quote #1

Keith Richards outlived Jim Fixx, the runner and health nut. The plot thickens Picture Quote #1

It’s not that I disagreed with Bush’s economic policy... I believed he was a child of Satan here to destroy the planet Picture Quote #1

Oh my God. Lift me up out of this illusion, Lord. Heal my perception that I might know only reality and only you Picture Quote #1

People always snap and think they’re Jesus. How come no one ever snaps and thinks they’re Buddha? Picture Quote #1

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What strikes me as funny about Elvis is that all the impersonators choose to do the Vegas Elvis, not the young, cool guy Picture Quote #1

Writing, acting, music, comedy. A deep love of literature and books. Thank God for all the artists who’ve helped me Picture Quote #1

In the beginning God created the heavans and the earth... see you at the final Picture Quote #1

I love the Pope, I love seeing him in his Pope-Mobile, his three feet of bullet proof plexi-glass. That’s faith in action folks! You know he’s got God on his side Picture Quote #1

We are one with God and He loves us. Now if that isn’t a hazard to this country-How’re we gonna keep building nuclear weapons? Picture Quote #1

Shut up! Go back to bed, America. Your government is in control. Here’s Love Connection. Watch this and get fat and stupid Picture Quote #1

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Jesus-murdered. Martin Luther King-murdered. Gandhi-murdered. Malcolm X-murdered. Reagan-wounded Picture Quote #1

People tell me, ‘Bill, let it go. The Kennedy assassination was years ago. It was just the assassination of a President and the hijacking of our government by a totalitarian regime - who cares? Just let it go.’ I say, ‘All right then. That whole Jesus thing? Let it go! It was 2,000 years ago! Who cares?’ Picture Quote #1

No one can give you any answers. There aren’t any. You have to discover for yourself-you must learn to navigate the mystery Picture Quote #1

I smoke. If this bothers anyone, I suggest you look around at the world in which we live and shut your f-kin’ mouth Picture Quote #1

By the way, if anyone here is in advertising or marketing, kill yourself Picture Quote #1

I can’t believe a war against drugs when they have anti-drug commercials on TV all day long followed by This Bud is for you Picture Quote #1

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Truly, the only stupid people I’ve ever met, the most absolutely clueless, are the very people that produce television (Bill Hicks Quotes) I was in a cab in New York. The cab had a sign, please do not smoke, christ is our unseen guest. This guy was reaching. I figure, if he could overcome being nailed to a cross, I don’t think a Marlboro Light’s gonna faze him that much (Bill Hicks Quotes) I wish I could meet a Christian who would proselytize to me, but they keep running away from me. I wanna talk to you all (Bill Hicks Quotes) The whole image is that eternal suffering awaits anyone who questions God’s infinite love. That’s the message we’re brought up with, isn’t it? Beleive or die! Thank you, forgiving Lord, for all those options (Bill Hicks Quotes) The American dream is a crock. Stop wanting everything. Everyone should wear jeans and have three T-shirts, eat rice and beans (Bill Hicks Quotes) I’m sorry if any of you are Catholic. I’m not sorry if you’re offended, I’m actually just sorry by the fact that you’re Catholic (Bill Hicks Quotes) Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. Heres Tom with the Weather (Bill Hicks Quotes) I ascribe to Mark Twain’s theory that the last person who should be President is the one who wants it the most. The one who should be picked is the one who should be dragged kicking and screaming into the White House (Bill Hicks Quotes) This is where we are at right now, as a whole. No one is left out of the loop. We are experiencing a reality based on a thin veneer of lies and illusions. A world where greed is our God and wisdom is sin, where division is key and unity is fantasy, where the ego-driven cleverness of the mind is praised, rather than the intelligence of the heart (Bill Hicks Quotes) You think when Jesus comes back, he really wants to see a cross? That’s like going up to Jackie Onassis with a rifle pendant on (Bill Hicks Quotes) BTW A 24 week old embryo is not a human being. You’re not a human being until you’re in my phone book (Bill Hicks Quotes) All your beliefs, they’re just that. They’re nothing. They’re how you were taught and raised. That doesn’t make ‘em real (Bill Hicks Quotes) I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift (Bill Hicks Quotes) I’m just trying to rid the world of all these fevered egos that are tainting our collective unconscious (Bill Hicks Quotes) Keith Richards outlived Jim Fixx, the runner and health nut. The plot thickens (Bill Hicks Quotes) It’s not that I disagreed with Bush’s economic policy... I believed he was a child of Satan here to destroy the planet (Bill Hicks Quotes) Oh my God. Lift me up out of this illusion, Lord. Heal my perception that I might know only reality and only you (Bill Hicks Quotes) People always snap and think they’re Jesus. How come no one ever snaps and thinks they’re Buddha? (Bill Hicks Quotes) What strikes me as funny about Elvis is that all the impersonators choose to do the Vegas Elvis, not the young, cool guy (Bill Hicks Quotes) Writing, acting, music, comedy. A deep love of literature and books. Thank God for all the artists who’ve helped me (Bill Hicks Quotes) In the beginning God created the heavans and the earth... see you at the final (Bill Hicks Quotes) I love the Pope, I love seeing him in his Pope-Mobile, his three feet of bullet proof plexi-glass. That’s faith in action folks! You know he’s got God on his side (Bill Hicks Quotes) We are one with God and He loves us. Now if that isn’t a hazard to this country-How’re we gonna keep building nuclear weapons? (Bill Hicks Quotes) Shut up! Go back to bed, America. Your government is in control. Here’s Love Connection. Watch this and get fat and stupid (Bill Hicks Quotes) Jesus-murdered. Martin Luther King-murdered. Gandhi-murdered. Malcolm X-murdered. Reagan-wounded (Bill Hicks Quotes) People tell me, ‘Bill, let it go. The Kennedy assassination was years ago. It was just the assassination of a President and the hijacking of our government by a totalitarian regime - who cares? Just let it go.’ I say, ‘All right then. That whole Jesus thing? Let it go! It was 2,000 years ago! Who cares?’ (Bill Hicks Quotes) No one can give you any answers. There aren’t any. You have to discover for yourself-you must learn to navigate the mystery (Bill Hicks Quotes) I smoke. If this bothers anyone, I suggest you look around at the world in which we live and shut your f-kin’ mouth (Bill Hicks Quotes) By the way, if anyone here is in advertising or marketing, kill yourself (Bill Hicks Quotes) I can’t believe a war against drugs when they have anti-drug commercials on TV all day long followed by This Bud is for you. (Bill Hicks Quotes)

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