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Text Quotes
I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaming (Beer Quotes)
...beer makes people deaf... (Beer Quotes)
Ah, good ol’ trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. (Beer Quotes)
See, there’s a fat guy doing okay. Bring me another beer. (Beer Quotes)
We’re just going to go straight beer. No sense in diluting it. (Beer Quotes)
Our fans would never waste good beer by pouring it on us, (Beer Quotes)
Beer may cause you to digress - and lead a happier life (Beer Quotes)
I was lying there trying to control the fear. I did not know much about this uremic poisoning. A woman I'd known slightly in Texas had died of it after drinking a bottle of beer ever hour, night and day, for two weeks (Beer Quotes)
So he is putting down junk and coming on with tea. I take three drags, Jane looked at him and her flesh crystallized. I leaped up screaming "I got the fear!" and ran out of the house. Drank a beer in a little restaurant - mosaic bar and soccer scores and bullfight posters - and waited for the bus to town. A year later in Tangier I heard she was dead (Beer Quotes)
I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer (Beer Quotes)
120 million of us place the big bang 2,500 years after the Babylonians and Sumerians learned to brew beer (Beer Quotes)
You know I love pot, and I love beer, but I am totally sober, just because it completely stopped working for me (Beer Quotes)
The first sip of beer on a hot day is like that first finger dip when you open a new jar of peanut butter (Beer Quotes)
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer (Beer Quotes)
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza (Beer Quotes)
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals like Hydrogen and Oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer (Beer Quotes)
Aristotle said I am a rational animal; I say I am an angel with an incredible capacity for beer (Beer Quotes)
Under the pressure of the cares and sorrows of our mortal condition, men have at all times, and in all countries, called in some physical aid to their moral consolations - wine, beer, opium, brandy, or tobacco (Beer Quotes)
There shall be in England seven halfpenny loaves sold for a penny; the three hooped pot shall have ten hoops; and I will make it felony to drink small beer (Beer Quotes)
A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite, the male ego (Beer Quotes)
All right, brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you, but let's just get me through this, and I can get back to killing you with beer (Beer Quotes)
It was Saturday late, have you seen my mates, can you tell me when the boys get here? Well, it's seven o'clock and I want to rock and get a belly full of beer (Beer Quotes)
You’ve got yoga, I’ve got beer. You got overpriced, I got weird (Beer Quotes)
The piano sounds like a carnival and the microphone smells like a beer. And they sit at the bar and put bread in my jar and say, man, what are you doing here? (Beer Quotes)
The first sip of beer on a hot day is like that first finger-dip when you open a new jar of peanut butter (Beer Quotes)
Beer commercials are so patriotic: Made the American Way. What does that have to do with America? Is that what America stands for? Feeling sluggish and urinating frequently? (Beer Quotes)
There’s something sexy about a gut. Not a 400-pound beer gut, but a little paunch. I love that (Beer Quotes)
That’s right, there’s free beer in Irish paradise. Everyone’s jealous (Beer Quotes)
Things don’t make me nearly as happy as talking and having a beer with my friends. And that’s something everyone can do (Beer Quotes)
Had an awesome time. You tell me to show up and all I have to do is drink beer, play guitar all day and I can lift weights and you’re going to pay me for this! (Beer Quotes)