Beer Quotes
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I would rather commit adultery than drink a glass of beer (Beer Quotes)
If you can drink beer while doing it, it’s not a sport (Beer Quotes)
I sat at a bar having a beer trying to hold down the stool (Beer Quotes)
If she drinks beer, she’s a keeper (Beer Quotes)
I would think beer and football go hand in hand (Beer Quotes)
Genesee beer. The great outdoors in a glass (Beer Quotes)
Beer, of course, is actually a depressant, but poor people will never stop hoping otherwise (Beer Quotes)
Drinking really cold beer is like slapping yourself in the face with an ice pick (Beer Quotes)
The saxophone is the embodied spirit of beer (Beer Quotes)
He that drinks beer, thinks beer (Beer Quotes)
Its difficult to dislike a man who takes pleasure in giving away free beer (Beer Quotes)
Religions change; beer and wine remain (Beer Quotes)
Human feet are conspicuously absent from beer making (Beer Quotes)
I recommend... bread, meat, vegetables, and beer (Beer Quotes)
Dad, thanks for giving me my first beer and paying for my first rehab (Beer Quotes)
You don’t have to be a beer drinker to play darts, but it helps (Beer Quotes)
I’m gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night (Beer Quotes)
Mike Hammer drinks beer because I can’t spell Cognac (Beer Quotes)
I cannot stand beer. But I love wine. (Beer Quotes)
Is beer good for runners? Sure...if it’s the other guy drinking it. (Beer Quotes)
I’d give a hundred dollars for a cold beer (Beer Quotes)
Cold beer is bottled God (Beer Quotes)
I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaming (Beer Quotes)
...beer makes people deaf... (Beer Quotes)
Ah, good ol’ trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. (Beer Quotes)
See, there’s a fat guy doing okay. Bring me another beer. (Beer Quotes)
We’re just going to go straight beer. No sense in diluting it. (Beer Quotes)
Our fans would never waste good beer by pouring it on us, (Beer Quotes)
Beer may cause you to digress - and lead a happier life (Beer Quotes)
You know I love pot, and I love beer, but I am totally sober, just because it completely stopped working for me (Beer Quotes)