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Beer Quotes

When dealing with complex transportation issues, the best thing to do is pull up with a cold beer and let somebody else figure it out Picture Quote #1

I don’t understand why a 40 is a quarter of beer when a 40 is 40 ounces. It’s time to embrace the metric system Picture Quote #1

I’m celebrating my love for you with a pint of beer and a new tattoo Picture Quote #1

Bruges is a beautiful medieval city almost untouched by time. If you like jazz, you will be well catered for. If you like chocolate and beer, you will be in heaven Picture Quote #1

Mankind does not drink alcohol because there are breweries, distilleries, and vineyards; men brew beer, distill spirits, and grow grapes because of the demand for alcoholic drinks Picture Quote #1

I quit smoking. I feel better. I smell better. And it’s safer to drink out of old beer cans laying around the house Picture Quote #1

I am not so foolish as to murmur, if now, since I have drunk up my wine and beer, I have to put up with skimmed milk and sour Picture Quote #1

From the very beginning I started with a beer and a cigarette because I couldn’t figure out what to do with my hands. So usually I have a beer and cigarette and that’s what I was doing with my hands because that looked natural and felt good Picture Quote #1

I am for the small man who has not forgotten, for the man who loves his beer and his women and his sunlight Picture Quote #1

I make a wicked clam chowdah, and linguine with clam sauce. Oysters I like to eat raw, and mussels in either a white wine sauce or in beer with paprika Picture Quote #1

In particular, there was a butler in a blue coat and bright buttons, who gave quite a winey flavour to the table beer; he poured it out so superbly Picture Quote #1

A good prince will tax as lightly as possible those commodities which are used by the poorest members of society: grain, bread, beer, wine, clothing, and all other staples without which human life could not exist Picture Quote #1

It’s always strange being a kid on the set, because you’re treated like an equal when you’re working. But then when you break, the other actors go back to their trailers to take naps and drink beer, and I have to, like, go do school Picture Quote #1

You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer Picture Quote #1

Of course I litter the public highway. Every chance I get. After all, it’s not the beer cans that are ugly; it’s the highway that is ugly Picture Quote #1

When a glass sits on a table here, people don’t wonder if it’s half filled or half empty. They just hope it’s good beer Picture Quote #1

I don’t know what goes on in the crowd. I’ve had them show up and throw beer cans at me. I caused riots in most of the major cities Picture Quote #1

Praise not the day until evening has come, a woman until she is burnt, a sword until it is tried, a maiden until she is married, ice until it has been crossed, beer until it has been drunk Picture Quote #1

There is nothing in your budget for joy. No books, no flowers, no music, not even a cold beer. And there is nothing in your budget to give away to someone else. We don’t help people who don’t have better values than you do Picture Quote #1

And the commercials would have sickened a goat raised on barbed wire and broken beer bottles Picture Quote #1

Yeah, and by the way? How much does it suck that I’m an adult if I kill somebody, and not if I want a beer? Picture Quote #1

If a man ordered a beer milkshake he’d better do it in a town where he wasn’t known Picture Quote #1

What else is there to do in college except drink beer or slit one’s wrists? Picture Quote #1

You’re not really an adult at all. You’re just a tall child holding a beer, having a conversation you don’t understand Picture Quote #1

When I heated my home with oil, I used an average of 800 gallons a year. I have found that I can keep comfortably warm for an entire winter with slightly over half that quantity of beer Picture Quote #1

If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose Picture Quote #1

We’re wanted men, we’ll strike again, but first let’s have a beer Picture Quote #1

Isn’t beer the holy libation of sincerity? The potion that dispels all hypocrisy, any charade of fine manners? The drink that does nothing worse than incite its fans to urinate in all innocence, to gain weight in all frankness? Picture Quote #1

The house was as empty as a beer closet in premises where painters have been at work Picture Quote #1

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When dealing with complex transportation issues, the best thing to do is pull up with a cold beer and let somebody else figure it out (Beer Quotes) I don’t understand why a 40 is a quarter of beer when a 40 is 40 ounces. It’s time to embrace the metric system (Beer Quotes) I’m celebrating my love for you with a pint of beer and a new tattoo (Beer Quotes) Bruges is a beautiful medieval city almost untouched by time. If you like jazz, you will be well catered for. If you like chocolate and beer, you will be in heaven (Beer Quotes) Mankind does not drink alcohol because there are breweries, distilleries, and vineyards; men brew beer, distill spirits, and grow grapes because of the demand for alcoholic drinks (Beer Quotes) I quit smoking. I feel better. I smell better. And it’s safer to drink out of old beer cans laying around the house (Beer Quotes) I am not so foolish as to murmur, if now, since I have drunk up my wine and beer, I have to put up with skimmed milk and sour (Beer Quotes) From the very beginning I started with a beer and a cigarette because I couldn’t figure out what to do with my hands. So usually I have a beer and cigarette and that’s what I was doing with my hands because that looked natural and felt good (Beer Quotes) I am for the small man who has not forgotten, for the man who loves his beer and his women and his sunlight (Beer Quotes) I make a wicked clam chowdah, and linguine with clam sauce. Oysters I like to eat raw, and mussels in either a white wine sauce or in beer with paprika (Beer Quotes) In particular, there was a butler in a blue coat and bright buttons, who gave quite a winey flavour to the table beer; he poured it out so superbly (Beer Quotes) A good prince will tax as lightly as possible those commodities which are used by the poorest members of society: grain, bread, beer, wine, clothing, and all other staples without which human life could not exist (Beer Quotes) It’s always strange being a kid on the set, because you’re treated like an equal when you’re working. But then when you break, the other actors go back to their trailers to take naps and drink beer, and I have to, like, go do school (Beer Quotes) You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer (Beer Quotes) Of course I litter the public highway. Every chance I get. After all, it’s not the beer cans that are ugly; it’s the highway that is ugly (Beer Quotes) When a glass sits on a table here, people don’t wonder if it’s half filled or half empty. They just hope it’s good beer (Beer Quotes) I don’t know what goes on in the crowd. I’ve had them show up and throw beer cans at me. I caused riots in most of the major cities (Beer Quotes) Praise not the day until evening has come, a woman until she is burnt, a sword until it is tried, a maiden until she is married, ice until it has been crossed, beer until it has been drunk (Beer Quotes) There is nothing in your budget for joy. No books, no flowers, no music, not even a cold beer. And there is nothing in your budget to give away to someone else. We don’t help people who don’t have better values than you do (Beer Quotes) And the commercials would have sickened a goat raised on barbed wire and broken beer bottles (Beer Quotes) Yeah, and by the way? How much does it suck that I’m an adult if I kill somebody, and not if I want a beer? (Beer Quotes) If a man ordered a beer milkshake he’d better do it in a town where he wasn’t known (Beer Quotes) What else is there to do in college except drink beer or slit one’s wrists? (Beer Quotes) You’re not really an adult at all. You’re just a tall child holding a beer, having a conversation you don’t understand (Beer Quotes) Beer dulls a memory, brand sets it burning, but wine is the best for a sore heart’s yearning (Beer Quotes) When I heated my home with oil, I used an average of 800 gallons a year. I have found that I can keep comfortably warm for an entire winter with slightly over half that quantity of beer (Beer Quotes) If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose (Beer Quotes) We’re wanted men, we’ll strike again, but first let’s have a beer (Beer Quotes) Isn’t beer the holy libation of sincerity? The potion that dispels all hypocrisy, any charade of fine manners? The drink that does nothing worse than incite its fans to urinate in all innocence, to gain weight in all frankness? (Beer Quotes) The house was as empty as a beer closet in premises where painters have been at work (Beer Quotes)

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