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Bar Quotes

I’m ambitious in the sense that I raise the bar high for myself Picture Quote #1

You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar Picture Quote #1

I just went to Hebrew school, had a bar mitzvah. No crazy weird Jewish cult Picture Quote #1

I want to say to anyone who works in a drone workplace, raise the bar! There’s no reason why you have to dress to the lowest common denominator Picture Quote #1

MySpace is like a bar, Facebook is like the BBQ you have in your back yard with friends and family, play games, share pictures. Facebook is much better for sharing than MySpace. LinkedIn is the office, how you stay up to date, solve professional problems Picture Quote #1

You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you’ve never been to that bar before Picture Quote #1

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My comedy isn’t about being attractive - it’s about how the bar of dumb seems so low right now, and I desperately want to raise the bar of dumb just a tiny bit Picture Quote #1

People really give you a hard time when you wear fake glasses out to a bar Picture Quote #1

I was handed a chocolate bar and an M-1 rifle and told to go kill Hitler Picture Quote #1

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called everybody, and they meet at the bar Picture Quote #1

I was born in 1968, just eighteen months after my sister Chrisse and just one year after Dad passed the bar exam Picture Quote #1

Just in general as a person, not necessarily as a songwriter, being in cities wasn’t the right fit. I couldn’t escape and be in the woods in 10 minutes if I needed to. I like that in Eau Claire, I can walk to a bar or a coffee shop, and there’s city-ish things, but I can also drive and in eight minutes be at my parents’ land outside of town Picture Quote #1

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I’ll always appreciate how low you set the bar for appropriate behavior Picture Quote #1

Hoping you can give me some legal advice on how to sue you for the emotional distress of hearing you relentlessly whine about the bar exam Picture Quote #1

As your bestfriend, I swear to always pretend to be your lesbian lover when you’re getting hit on by some ugly asshole at the bar Picture Quote #1

May the criminals you end up defending be less terrifying than the bar exam Picture Quote #1

Average leaders raise the bar on themselves; good leaders raise the bar for others; great leaders inspire others to raise their own bar Picture Quote #1

If you know you can't live up to certain expectations, stop setting the bar so high Picture Quote #1

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Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces Picture Quote #1

It's just an unhealthy way to approach something, trying to outdo your last thing. You've gotta trust evolution, you've gotta trust that the bar is moving, that you don't need to force the bar. It'll just happen Picture Quote #1

Personally, I can't see why it would be any less romantic to find a husband in a nice four color catalogue than in the average downtown bar at happy hour Picture Quote #1

I staggered into a Manchester bar late one night on a tour and the waitress said You look as if you need a Screaming Orgasm. At the time this was the last thing on my mind Picture Quote #1

When we have passed beyond willings, then we shall have power. Effort was the helper; effort is the bar Picture Quote #1

The piano sounds like a carnival and the microphone smells like a beer. And they sit at the bar and put bread in my jar and say, man, what are you doing here? Picture Quote #1

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It takes a lot of guts to get up on top of a bar and dance Picture Quote #1

If you’re still in a bar when the lights go on, you are a loser Picture Quote #1

I bought an energy bar, and as I ate it a great weariness came over me Picture Quote #1

All you have to do is follow three simple rules. One, never underestimate your opponent. Expect the unexpected. Two, take it outside. Never start anything inside the bar unless it’s absolutely necessary. And three, be nice Picture Quote #1

Having that amount of nominations makes me a little nervous, because you feel that the bar is really high, the expectations are really high, but it also feels great Picture Quote #1

Call me crazy but I imagine a world where we smile when we have low batteries, because that will mean we’re one bar closer to humanity Picture Quote #1

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I’m ambitious in the sense that I raise the bar high for myself (Bar Quotes) You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar (Bar Quotes) I just went to Hebrew school, had a bar mitzvah. No crazy weird Jewish cult. (Bar Quotes) I want to say to anyone who works in a drone workplace, raise the bar! There’s no reason why you have to dress to the lowest common denominator. (Bar Quotes) MySpace is like a bar, Facebook is like the BBQ you have in your back yard with friends and family, play games, share pictures. Facebook is much better for sharing than MySpace. LinkedIn is the office, how you stay up to date, solve professional problems. (Bar Quotes) You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you’ve never been to that bar before. (Bar Quotes) My comedy isn’t about being attractive - it’s about how the bar of dumb seems so low right now, and I desperately want to raise the bar of dumb just a tiny bit. (Bar Quotes) People really give you a hard time when you wear fake glasses out to a bar (Bar Quotes) I was handed a chocolate bar and an M-1 rifle and told to go kill Hitler (Bar Quotes) Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called everybody, and they meet at the bar. (Bar Quotes) I was born in 1968, just eighteen months after my sister Chrisse and just one year after Dad passed the bar exam. (Bar Quotes) Just in general as a person, not necessarily as a songwriter, being in cities wasn’t the right fit. I couldn’t escape and be in the woods in 10 minutes if I needed to. I like that in Eau Claire, I can walk to a bar or a coffee shop, and there’s city-ish things, but I can also drive and in eight minutes be at my parents’ land outside of town (Bar Quotes) I’ll always appreciate how low you set the bar for appropriate behavior (Bar Quotes) Hoping you can give me some legal advice on how to sue you for the emotional distress of hearing you relentlessly whine about the bar exam (Bar Quotes) As your bestfriend, I swear to always pretend to be your lesbian lover when you’re getting hit on by some ugly asshole at the bar (Bar Quotes) May the criminals you end up defending be less terrifying than the bar exam (Bar Quotes) Average leaders raise the bar on themselves; good leaders raise the bar for others; great leaders inspire others to raise their own bar (Bar Quotes) If you know you can't live up to certain expectations, stop setting the bar so high (Bar Quotes) Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces (Bar Quotes) It's just an unhealthy way to approach something, trying to outdo your last thing. You've gotta trust evolution, you've gotta trust that the bar is moving, that you don't need to force the bar. It'll just happen (Bar Quotes) Personally, I can't see why it would be any less romantic to find a husband in a nice four color catalogue than in the average downtown bar at happy hour (Bar Quotes) I staggered into a Manchester bar late one night on a tour and the waitress said You look as if you need a Screaming Orgasm. At the time this was the last thing on my mind (Bar Quotes) When we have passed beyond willings, then we shall have power. Effort was the helper; effort is the bar (Bar Quotes) The piano sounds like a carnival and the microphone smells like a beer. And they sit at the bar and put bread in my jar and say, man, what are you doing here? (Bar Quotes) It takes a lot of guts to get up on top of a bar and dance (Bar Quotes) If you’re still in a bar when the lights go on, you are a loser (Bar Quotes) I bought an energy bar, and as I ate it a great weariness came over me (Bar Quotes) All you have to do is follow three simple rules. One, never underestimate your opponent. Expect the unexpected. Two, take it outside. Never start anything inside the bar unless it’s absolutely necessary. And three, be nice (Bar Quotes) Having that amount of nominations makes me a little nervous, because you feel that the bar is really high, the expectations are really high, but it also feels great (Bar Quotes) Call me crazy but I imagine a world where we smile when we have low batteries, because that will mean we’re one bar closer to humanity (Bar Quotes)

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