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Bar Quotes

As your bestfriend, I swear to always pretend to be your lesbian lover when you’re getting hit on by some ugly asshole at the bar Picture Quote #1

Just in general as a person, not necessarily as a songwriter, being in cities wasn’t the right fit. I couldn’t escape and be in the woods in 10 minutes if I needed to. I like that in Eau Claire, I can walk to a bar or a coffee shop, and there’s city-ish things, but I can also drive and in eight minutes be at my parents’ land outside of town Picture Quote #1

I was born in 1968, just eighteen months after my sister Chrisse and just one year after Dad passed the bar exam Picture Quote #1

My comedy isn’t about being attractive - it’s about how the bar of dumb seems so low right now, and I desperately want to raise the bar of dumb just a tiny bit Picture Quote #1

I want to say to anyone who works in a drone workplace, raise the bar! There’s no reason why you have to dress to the lowest common denominator Picture Quote #1

MySpace is like a bar, Facebook is like the BBQ you have in your back yard with friends and family, play games, share pictures. Facebook is much better for sharing than MySpace. LinkedIn is the office, how you stay up to date, solve professional problems Picture Quote #1

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You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you’ve never been to that bar before Picture Quote #1

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called everybody, and they meet at the bar Picture Quote #1

Having that amount of nominations makes me a little nervous, because you feel that the bar is really high, the expectations are really high, but it also feels great Picture Quote #1

It's just an unhealthy way to approach something, trying to outdo your last thing. You've gotta trust evolution, you've gotta trust that the bar is moving, that you don't need to force the bar. It'll just happen Picture Quote #1

Call me crazy but I imagine a world where we smile when we have low batteries, because that will mean we’re one bar closer to humanity Picture Quote #1

Personally, I can't see why it would be any less romantic to find a husband in a nice four color catalogue than in the average downtown bar at happy hour Picture Quote #1

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We walk into a bar, and you’re aware of all the eyes on you. We walk into a bar, and I’m aware of all the eyes on you, too. For you, this translate into confidence. But me? All I can feel is doubt Picture Quote #1

I staggered into a Manchester bar late one night on a tour and the waitress said You look as if you need a Screaming Orgasm. At the time this was the last thing on my mind Picture Quote #1

When we have passed beyond willings, then we shall have power. Effort was the helper; effort is the bar Picture Quote #1

I find it very difficult to draw a line between what’s sex and what isn’t. It can be very, very sexy to drive a car, and completely unsexy to flirt with someone at a bar Picture Quote #1

My misdeeds are accidental happenings and merely the result of having been in the wrong bar or bed at the wrong time, say most days between midday and midnight Picture Quote #1

We bar girls don’t cheat on wives, we are just the rope that cheating husbands hang themselves with Picture Quote #1

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All you have to do is follow three simple rules. One, never underestimate your opponent. Expect the unexpected. Two, take it outside. Never start anything inside the bar unless it’s absolutely necessary. And three, be nice Picture Quote #1

Average leaders raise the bar on themselves; good leaders raise the bar for others; great leaders inspire others to raise their own bar Picture Quote #1

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As your bestfriend, I swear to always pretend to be your lesbian lover when you’re getting hit on by some ugly asshole at the bar (Bar Quotes) Just in general as a person, not necessarily as a songwriter, being in cities wasn’t the right fit. I couldn’t escape and be in the woods in 10 minutes if I needed to. I like that in Eau Claire, I can walk to a bar or a coffee shop, and there’s city-ish things, but I can also drive and in eight minutes be at my parents’ land outside of town (Bar Quotes) I was born in 1968, just eighteen months after my sister Chrisse and just one year after Dad passed the bar exam. (Bar Quotes) My comedy isn’t about being attractive - it’s about how the bar of dumb seems so low right now, and I desperately want to raise the bar of dumb just a tiny bit. (Bar Quotes) I want to say to anyone who works in a drone workplace, raise the bar! There’s no reason why you have to dress to the lowest common denominator. (Bar Quotes) MySpace is like a bar, Facebook is like the BBQ you have in your back yard with friends and family, play games, share pictures. Facebook is much better for sharing than MySpace. LinkedIn is the office, how you stay up to date, solve professional problems. (Bar Quotes) You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you’ve never been to that bar before. (Bar Quotes) Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called everybody, and they meet at the bar. (Bar Quotes) Having that amount of nominations makes me a little nervous, because you feel that the bar is really high, the expectations are really high, but it also feels great (Bar Quotes) It's just an unhealthy way to approach something, trying to outdo your last thing. You've gotta trust evolution, you've gotta trust that the bar is moving, that you don't need to force the bar. It'll just happen (Bar Quotes) Call me crazy but I imagine a world where we smile when we have low batteries, because that will mean we’re one bar closer to humanity (Bar Quotes) Personally, I can't see why it would be any less romantic to find a husband in a nice four color catalogue than in the average downtown bar at happy hour (Bar Quotes) We walk into a bar, and you’re aware of all the eyes on you. We walk into a bar, and I’m aware of all the eyes on you, too. For you, this translate into confidence. But me? All I can feel is doubt (Bar Quotes) I staggered into a Manchester bar late one night on a tour and the waitress said You look as if you need a Screaming Orgasm. At the time this was the last thing on my mind (Bar Quotes) When we have passed beyond willings, then we shall have power. Effort was the helper; effort is the bar (Bar Quotes) I find it very difficult to draw a line between what’s sex and what isn’t. It can be very, very sexy to drive a car, and completely unsexy to flirt with someone at a bar (Bar Quotes) My misdeeds are accidental happenings and merely the result of having been in the wrong bar or bed at the wrong time, say most days between midday and midnight (Bar Quotes) We bar girls don’t cheat on wives, we are just the rope that cheating husbands hang themselves with (Bar Quotes) All you have to do is follow three simple rules. One, never underestimate your opponent. Expect the unexpected. Two, take it outside. Never start anything inside the bar unless it’s absolutely necessary. And three, be nice (Bar Quotes) Average leaders raise the bar on themselves; good leaders raise the bar for others; great leaders inspire others to raise their own bar (Bar Quotes)

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