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Entrepreneurs are different beasts. Beasts who don’t give a damn, who kick ass when required, who stand up to a challenge, and who rise time and again with utter disregard to fear or failure. These are the beasts who run the world  (Ass Quotes) Even a kick in the ass is good when you’re facing the right direction  (Ass Quotes) Seriously, if someone don’t like this appetizer, you gotta grab they scruffy ass by the back of their neck and throw them out on the lawn. I can’t help people like that  (Ass Quotes) As my late mother famously observed, the one thing to be said for growing old is that every year there are a few more things I don’t have to give a rat’s ass about  (Ass Quotes) Is your head up your ass so far that you can’t pull it out?  (Ass Quotes) Novels are written, not wished into existence. You have to sit your ass in the chair or nothing gets done  (Ass Quotes) I’ve made an ass of myself so many times I often wonder if I am one  (Ass Quotes) If you’re going to talk about me behind my back, at least check out my great ass  (Ass Quotes) It’s easy to be a bad ass, it’s easy to act like a bad ass, easy to act like a tough guy, it’s easy to be a diva, and it’s easy to be self absorbed. The list goes on and on but to me, I always just find it more important to be nice and kind  (Ass Quotes) If you want a man that respects the way you think then show more mind than ass  (Ass Quotes) Every other band should be wiping my ass. The line forms over there to the left  (Ass Quotes) I had a rule about stilettos, and it was this: I didn’t wear them unless I planned to kick ass in them. Stilettos were for striding and sauntering, never sulking  (Ass Quotes) We probaly in hell already, our dumb asses not knowin, everybody kissin ass to go to heaven aint goin  (Ass Quotes) I had to break up with my last girlfriend for lying about being raped by her neighbor. But I’ve met her neighbor, he’s a cool guy. Not like her other creepy ass neighbor though  (Ass Quotes) I want women to be liberated and still be able to have a nice ass and shake it  (Ass Quotes) My own opinion is enough for me, and I claim the right to have it defended against any consensus, any majority, anywhere, any place, any time. And anyone who disagrees with this can pick a number, get in line, and kiss my ass  (Ass Quotes) I had rather ride on an ass that carries me than a horse that throws me  (Ass Quotes) We’re grown ass men, you don’t need to be falling all over the place  (Ass Quotes) If you make an ass out of yourself, there will always be someone to ride you  (Ass Quotes) If I had one wish I would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss  (Ass Quotes) Fred, what happened to your ass? Oh, the fat guy at the office sneezed on me  (Ass Quotes) I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life’s a bitch. You’ve got to go out and kick ass  (Ass Quotes) People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but I don’t know. Even though sometimes it’s a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis  (Ass Quotes) To all my haters, I realize you only have one advantage over me. You can kiss my ass and I can’t!  (Ass Quotes) By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you blocked and deleted. You may now kiss my ass  (Ass Quotes) Intent not followed by action is an insult to your design. Decide what you want, create a plan, and get your ass out there!  (Ass Quotes) For someone who is supposed to be a knight in shining armor, you’re acting like an ass in aluminum foil.  (Ass Quotes) Three year in prison and a dick is just another thing to put up your ass  (Ass Quotes) Take your ass to the barber shop. Tell the barber that you’re sick of looking like an asshole.  (Ass Quotes) Every once in life everyone has one time opportunity. So take your best shot or go to your mama and cry your ass off.  (Ass Quotes)
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