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I like being involved in businesses where you are kicking ass (Ass Quotes)
My acting wasn’t the best. But damn, my ass looked tight. (Ass Quotes)
How do blind people know when they’re done wiping their ass? (Ass Quotes)
I have sinned against my brother the ass (Ass Quotes)
You can’t let people take advantage of you. Go get that ass. (Ass Quotes)
If sex is a pain in the ass, then you’re doing it wrong (Ass Quotes)
I will track right on down to hell to pull your ass out of the fire (Ass Quotes)
Whether you sniff it smoke it eat it or shove it up your ass the result is the same: addiction (Ass Quotes)
You should never assume. You know what happens when you assume. You make an ass out of you and me because that's how it's spelled (Ass Quotes)
Lindsey was beautiful and cute, innocent and sexy, sweet and a smart ass. That was what fascinated me so much about her. She was multi dimensional, yet not complicated (Ass Quotes)
By outward show let’s not be cheated; An ass should like an ass be treated (Ass Quotes)
You will treat my underwear with the reverence it deserves. Next time, you will stop and appreciate - hell, you'll marvel at the miracle of my ass clad in silk (Ass Quotes)
You know, it really doesn't matter what (the media) write as long as you've got a young and beautiful piece of ass (Ass Quotes)
Who knows himself a braggart, let him fear this; for it will come to pass that every braggart shall be found an ass (Ass Quotes)
There comes a day when you've become comfortable in your skin. But God as my witness, I am going to try to do everything I can to keep this ass together for as long as I possibly can - without going against nature (Ass Quotes)
My butt crack showing is like my trademark. I wear my pants loose, and lately Ive been so busy Ive lost a few pounds. My ass crack is always showing! (Ass Quotes)
Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin. That, or a kick ass red lipstick (Ass Quotes)
I kind of have a happy magnet. I can't stand being depressed, so I work my ass off to get out of it as soon as possible (Ass Quotes)
When my time on earth is gone, and my activities here are passed, I want they bury me upside down, and my critics can kiss my ass! (Ass Quotes)
If you feel you have a film that’s valid, you stick your ass on the line (Ass Quotes)
It is a pain in the ass waiting around for someone to try to kill you (Ass Quotes)
I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I’m all out of bubble gum (Ass Quotes)
I’m in favor of an art that does something other than just sit on its ass in a museum (Ass Quotes)
I’d like to thank my family for loving me and taking care of me. And the rest of the world can kiss my ass (Ass Quotes)
I think people sometimes don’t pay enough attention to what they do. I’ve done well, but the reason is pretty simple: I’ve worked my ass off. The toughest thing a performer can do is make it look as if it comes easy (Ass Quotes)
When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell (Ass Quotes)
Take your ass to the barber shop. Tell the barber that you’re sick of looking like an asshole (Ass Quotes)
A black belt only covers two inches of your ass. You have to cover the rest (Ass Quotes)
I’m going to sprout wings out of my ass one day and fly around the world (Ass Quotes)
You’re kind of a smart ass when you’re not flat on your face (Ass Quotes)