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Artie Lange Quotes

Have you ever Googled yourself? I did, most depressing thing ever. People have websites hoping I die at 38 Picture Quote #1

And now it looks like I’m probably going to shoot a movie that I wrote. I got the money to do it, and I would star and all, because of being on Howard Picture Quote #1

It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a similarity there. He got big being a regular guy. He wasn’t the greatest looking guy in the world Picture Quote #1

The road is a lonely place, and that sounds like a cliche, you know, like what is my life Picture Quote #1

I ain’t apologizing for anything, especially if it’s a joke Picture Quote #1

I got into comedy so I could stay out all night Picture Quote #1

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I was always a thin kid; I was an athlete Picture Quote #1

It’s good to be alive Picture Quote #1

Whiskey will always be a part of my life Picture Quote #1

When I black out, it’s the happiest time of my life Picture Quote #1

When you’re on the road a lot, you’re in perpetual search of a good night’s sleep Picture Quote #1

Comedians, we’re just people who whine. But we happen to be funny when we whine Picture Quote #1

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Googling me, you talk about being depressed. First of all there’s 18 websites that predict my early death Picture Quote #1

I am not the easiest guy to live with. It is probably the lack of stability in my life Picture Quote #1

The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don’t drink in moderation Picture Quote #1

Historically, a successful life in comedy is a dream that’s as equally pondered and unpursued as being an astronaut Picture Quote #1

I used to be a longshoreman. I didn’t go to college. I have a voice that when I say something, it can sound way meaner than you think it is Picture Quote #1

I’m a comic, so I like to stay nocturnal. I work 10 p.m. to 1 a.m Picture Quote #1

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I’m very resilient. The only thing I’m missing right now are abs Picture Quote #1

It’s not a drug problem, until you run out of money. Until then it’s just drugs Picture Quote #1

I like gambling on stuff that you don’t know anything about. That’s when it’s exciting Picture Quote #1

I think it reminds me of my childhood, my father,.. I think people have the same reaction. It reminds you of what it was like to be a kid, where everything is carefree and fun Picture Quote #1

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Have you ever Googled yourself? I did, most depressing thing ever. People have websites hoping I die at 38 (Artie Lange Quotes) And now it looks like I’m probably going to shoot a movie that I wrote. I got the money to do it, and I would star and all, because of being on Howard (Artie Lange Quotes) It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a similarity there. He got big being a regular guy. He wasn’t the greatest looking guy in the world (Artie Lange Quotes) The road is a lonely place, and that sounds like a cliche, you know, like what is my life (Artie Lange Quotes) I ain’t apologizing for anything, especially if it’s a joke (Artie Lange Quotes) I got into comedy so I could stay out all night (Artie Lange Quotes) I was always a thin kid; I was an athlete (Artie Lange Quotes) It’s good to be alive (Artie Lange Quotes) Whiskey will always be a part of my life (Artie Lange Quotes) When I black out, it’s the happiest time of my life (Artie Lange Quotes) When you’re on the road a lot, you’re in perpetual search of a good night’s sleep (Artie Lange Quotes) Comedians, we’re just people who whine. But we happen to be funny when we whine (Artie Lange Quotes) Googling me, you talk about being depressed. First of all there’s 18 websites that predict my early death (Artie Lange Quotes) I am not the easiest guy to live with. It is probably the lack of stability in my life (Artie Lange Quotes) The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don’t drink in moderation (Artie Lange Quotes) Historically, a successful life in comedy is a dream that’s as equally pondered and unpursued as being an astronaut (Artie Lange Quotes) I used to be a longshoreman. I didn’t go to college. I have a voice that when I say something, it can sound way meaner than you think it is (Artie Lange Quotes) I’m a comic, so I like to stay nocturnal. I work 10 p.m. to 1 a.m (Artie Lange Quotes) I’m very resilient. The only thing I’m missing right now are abs (Artie Lange Quotes) It’s not a drug problem, until you run out of money. Until then it’s just drugs (Artie Lange Quotes) I like gambling on stuff that you don’t know anything about. That’s when it’s exciting (Artie Lange Quotes) I think it reminds me of my childhood, my father,.. I think people have the same reaction. It reminds you of what it was like to be a kid, where everything is carefree and fun (Artie Lange Quotes)

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